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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

@themfnking.bsky.social
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I'm just an idiot. Also, I'm invisible. An invisible idiot. 私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。 callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/17339…

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If seven deadly sins were a person
Image of Donald Trump with a mean face and the caption "if seven deadly sins were a person"
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The view out my back door right now. And the view inside. It's a crazy world lately, but this moment is pretty perfect.
View of the outdoors with about 6 inches of snow blanketing everythingA warm, toasty, cozy fire in a fireplace
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I could watch this over and over all day
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Winsome Earle-Sears be like
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Somebody take Winsome Earle-Sears to the burn ward. That shit has to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
No Kings Day snuck up on me after I already made other plans, so I won't be going to a protest, but as an alternative, I'm wearing my Fuck Trump shirt ALL DAY
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Fixed it for you
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Fixed it for you
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Picked up a new heater today to protect myself from those psycho MAGAts. And of course you know I got the hollow points in it. Fuck maga 🖕🖕 Let em come try me
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
So true
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Feels like 37° with 57% humidity 🔥🔥🫠
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Make sure you have those hollow points when ice show up, or when hunting MAGAts
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I fucking love weed tincture. This little ass couple of drops is equivalent to a whole ass joint (the stuff I make is). It's strong, and has super long legs. (Btw, if you would like to purchase some, reach out to me)
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I'm a full stack developer! I ain't afraid of nothin' 🤣🤣
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
OMG who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Wish I could repost this ONE BILLION TIMES
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Check out these cute little corncob pipes I ordered. Holy crap they are so cute! Plus I got a new poker corncob also
2 very small corncob tobacco pipes, held in my palmTo view of new poker corncob pipeSide view of new poker corncob pipe
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It's so nice out today, I actually went for a walk and I saw this tree that was blown over a couple weeks ago. Must've been about a 2 ft trunk. It looked perfectly healthy wo disease before it was cracked in half like a pencil. Nature is very powerful
A very large tree cracked in half, to half laying on the groundA different angle of the tree that broke in half
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Feels like 41°C. That's 106°F. And it's 60% humidity, too! So, you know, just another super awesome day. It's not like climate change is real or anything 😑
Screenshot of weather temperature in my areaScreenshot of other weather metrics, not temperature
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Smoking my Baraccini Strattura Ebano 202 pipe today. They don't make these pipes anymore
A tobacco pipe filled with tobacco, with tamper and lighter
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Call me crazy
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Idk man, seems like there's a HUGE need for a constitutional amendment regarding pardon power
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
You would think it's not that hot out but at 94% humidity, it's extremely sticky feeling
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Tried to go for a walk today, but at 61% humidity, I just can't do it. Had to turn around and go back inside
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I really make a seriously strong weed tincture. Holy crap. For those who don't know, you can put it right in your mouth, or make edibles with it.
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
OMG it's gotten worse
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
It's so fucking hot and moist you could cook pasta by leaving it out in the sun. The water in the air will rehydrate it while the sun heats it up
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
体感温度40° Feels like 40°
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
とても嫉妬してる
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Tomorrow is forecast to be 37°C. Wtaf?!?! Btw, that's 99°F for all the AmeriKKKans
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Well, I think I know how she tore her cornea 🤣🤣
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Pedophile
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Raise your hand if you think Trump has raped Ivanka
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Here's what mine looks like. I did find it at Walmart in my town
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
What an absolute piece of shit
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
From dictionary.com, y'all
Screenshot of the word "trumpery" from dictionary.com
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Cleaning my guns today feels appropriate
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Dog enjoying a fan on a hot evening
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Currently 35°C feels like 42°C. Holy crap it is HOT!
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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