John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 16/12/2025If seven deadly sins were a person 010 1
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 08/12/2025The view out my back door right now. And the view inside. It's a crazy world lately, but this moment is pretty perfect. 010 1
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I could watch this over and over all day 010 1
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Winsome Earle-Sears be like 041 4
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Somebody take Winsome Earle-Sears to the burn ward. That shit has to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 18/10/2025No Kings Day snuck up on me after I already made other plans, so I won't be going to a protest, but as an alternative, I'm wearing my Fuck Trump shirt ALL DAY 001 1
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Picked up a new heater today to protect myself from those psycho MAGAts. And of course you know I got the hollow points in it. Fuck maga 🖕🖕 Let em come try me 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Feels like 37° with 57% humidity 🔥🔥🫠 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Make sure you have those hollow points when ice show up, or when hunting MAGAts 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I fucking love weed tincture. This little ass couple of drops is equivalent to a whole ass joint (the stuff I make is). It's strong, and has super long legs. (Btw, if you would like to purchase some, reach out to me) 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 09/08/2025I'm a full stack developer! I ain't afraid of nothin' 🤣🤣 010 1
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Wish I could repost this ONE BILLION TIMES 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Check out these cute little corncob pipes I ordered. Holy crap they are so cute! Plus I got a new poker corncob also 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 01/08/2025It's so nice out today, I actually went for a walk and I saw this tree that was blown over a couple weeks ago. Must've been about a 2 ft trunk. It looked perfectly healthy wo disease before it was cracked in half like a pencil. Nature is very powerful 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Feels like 41°C. That's 106°F. And it's 60% humidity, too! So, you know, just another super awesome day. It's not like climate change is real or anything 😑 010 1
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Smoking my Baraccini Strattura Ebano 202 pipe today. They don't make these pipes anymore 031 3
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Idk man, seems like there's a HUGE need for a constitutional amendment regarding pardon power 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 29/07/2025You would think it's not that hot out but at 94% humidity, it's extremely sticky feeling 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Tried to go for a walk today, but at 61% humidity, I just can't do it. Had to turn around and go back inside 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I really make a seriously strong weed tincture. Holy crap. For those who don't know, you can put it right in your mouth, or make edibles with it. 010 1
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 27/07/2025It's so fucking hot and moist you could cook pasta by leaving it out in the sun. The water in the air will rehydrate it while the sun heats it up 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Tomorrow is forecast to be 37°C. Wtaf?!?! Btw, that's 99°F for all the AmeriKKKans 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Well, I think I know how she tore her cornea 🤣🤣 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Raise your hand if you think Trump has raped Ivanka 022 2
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Here's what mine looks like. I did find it at Walmart in my town 110 1
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 15/07/2025What an absolute piece of shit 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Cleaning my guns today feels appropriate 021 2
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Dog enjoying a fan on a hot evening 000 0
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Currently 35°C feels like 42°C. Holy crap it is HOT! 000 0