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The Mercenary Artist

@themercenaryartist.bsky.social
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Artist. Dad. Husband. Nerd. Sentient meat-mech. For portfolio and commissions, visit www.themercenaryartist.com

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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
An important PSA: youtu.be/QEQOvyGbBtY?...
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Here's another update on this piece.
Berserk watercolor illustration in progress
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The whole tariffs thing is just this youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA
youtu.be
Mr. Show - Blow Up the Moon
YouTube video by Laser Time
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Been a bit, Bluesky. Can't say I've missed you. Anyway, here's some art progress. #art #watercolor #wip #berserk #mangasky #animesky #artsky
Watercolor illustration in progress of Beserk imagery. Godhand reaches towards the eclipse with Femto (Griffith) on one side and Child Griffith looking up at the castle through Gut's face. Shadow people in the foreground.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/01/2025
OpenAI right now
Scene from The Princess Bride where Vizzinni says "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen"
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
A picture of a young man in a yellow shirt pointing at someone off camera. He says something that any decent person would have no problem with.
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Arvy @arvy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Ah, yes, I remember playing Balatro 95 back in my dad's office
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
It gets the point across.
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Sebastián Píriz @sebastianpiriz.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 29/01/2025
Well, they haven't fixed their hearts, so
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Things basically boil down to this:
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Image prompters can never be real artists because a genAI tool will never draw leaves on a tree that will be obscured by a house in the final drawing so nobody will ever see the leaves
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Marginalized folks have fought this all our lives: oppressors divide us so we can’t organize against them together. (They’ve spent *generations* trying to divide the black and Jewish communities for example.) That’s new for a lot of y’all. Don’t let our differences turn us against each other.
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Counter-offer: We call it "The Gulf Of Aztlán" instead.
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a man with a leopard mask on his face screams
Alt: an Aztec warrior with a leopard mask on his face screams at the camera. He may eat you.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
if news is stressing you the fuck out, i recommend following a ton of artist starter packs and then clinging to the "popular with friends" tab like a life raft . here's one i made feel free to share some good ones below go.bsky.app/VKGhQ6E
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
oooohhh improperly obtained data you say?
Headline reading “Microsoft Probing If DeekSeek-Linked Group Improperly Obtained OpenAI Data”
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
IMAGINE THAT
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Bully the bullies. It makes them better people.
A reddit post screenshot discussing the merits of bullies getting bullied into becoming better people.
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Mika is eepy 🌱🌿 @potatokyukun.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If my art or journey ever inspired someone to try out art, I will always see this as a huge W (that's what the cool kids say right??) The world needs more artists! So go create, be deranged, draw your blorbos kissing, fall in love with being challenged and be proud of any small achievement 💪💖
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
This place is DETRIMENTAL to my mental-health...
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Hello, #artsky #animesky & #mangasky Today I'm painting scenes from the most DEVASTATING portion out of all the animes and manga TO STAY IN GOOD MENTAL-HEALTH. That's right, I'm painting The Festival/ Eclipse scene from Berserk. In watercolor. It's gonna be neat. Here's a peek:
Sketch illustration of a screaming egg-face. It's the Egg of The King. The Behelit. A massive arm with a red symbol extends towards an eclipse. From Beserk.
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Chen Chen @chenchenwrites.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Aren't you
Tired
by Langston Hughes

I am so tired of waiting, 
Aren’t you, 
For the world to become good
And beautiful and kind?
Let us take a knife
And cut the world in two —
And see what worms are eating
At the rind.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/01/2025
Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Because they are evil, we must stand up to them. But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
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The Dread Duck Pirate Mark Brooks @markbrooksart.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Launching at Megacon next week and on my website will be my line of Animated style Marvel licensed prints. Next up is the 90s X-men. Come get yours at table P-57 next week!
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Come to AZ, instead. Less racist Texas bullshit. You got desert and alpine and everything in between. Yeah, we still have a lot of conservative dipshittery, but we can change that. Eventually, the retirees and snowbirds will die off. Film in AZ. Fk Texas.
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I just wanna share art, look at art, make silly jokes or references with folks that get my nerdy sht. I wanna talk about randomly punting chinchillas and farts and candy. This is the internet I strive for. Not *gestures wildly at everything* THIS. Anyway... go fk up a Nazee today. Then post silly.
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Replace the dipshit "star" and maybe I'll give it a watch. Orrr enjoy your ONE season show. Your call, Disney.
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Wow, this Civil War is coooooold. So chilly.
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Katie Mansfield @tragicgirlsco.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
💋 kiss of death, baby 💋 #art #illustration #comics
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Learning to truly love yourself and be there for yourself is one of the hardest things I’m trying to learn. This shit is hard y’all.
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If we all just collectively decided to IGNORE HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE, he would shrivel up and die within a week. But we're too addicted to traumatizing ourselves that we can't help it and we read and repost any wet-fart sounds that come out of him. Pathetic. Just kill him already.
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Fuck up a Tesla today.
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Paul @fucktheracists.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
👇👇👇👇
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Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If it weren’t for social media I would have no idea that so many of my friends and acquaintances are complete and total fuckwits.
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Alt-text your art, fkwits.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The big divide in the cryptid hunting community is between people who want to find a cryptid so they can eat it and people who want to find a cryptid so they can have sex with it
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Thanks to Modern Medicine, people are getting too old for this shit much later than previous generations
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
it's pronounced Magnet-oh.
A panel redraw warm up of magneto from xmen and guts from berserk plus a little pit pit
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If you knew how much money religious leaders ACTUALLY make, it would make you sick. Source: I work with 403(b) plans. (Schools, non-profits and FUCKING CHURCHES)
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Kim Herbst @kiwifruitbird.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Starting the cycle all over again with a new Year of the Snake illustration, one animal per year over 12 years 🥲🐍 crazy to be back at the beginning again! (New snake seems to be a lot angrier than old snake) #lunarnewyear #yearofthesnake
Illustration of a snake with a chrysanthemum exploding around its neck
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John Wahl @midlifesidequest.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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alex krokus @alexkrokus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
imo all art is just derivative of this banger anyone have a fav piece throughout art history?
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
so the thing is just because someone is not posting about every horror, does not mean they aren't paying attention or being active in opposition, and I do hope people can learn to read for other signs of resistance rather than demand people create a 24/7 feed of screaming it's actually not helpful
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Bizarro from Superman comics smashes a rostrum as he delivers a campaign speech:

"And if you vote for me, me promise to RAISE taxes, ROB the government treasury, and give all my relatives plenty GRAFT!"

a bizarro man in the audience (this is Bizarro World) says:
"Hooray! This candidate so dishonest me vote for him six times!"
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The Mercenary Artist @themercenaryartist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
This mfkr brings straight up PESTILENCE with him whenever he shows up. I'm not religious, but goddamn...
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Richard Pace @rpace.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
This. Artists can use past stress as inspiration, but current stress fucks with the mind on too many levels.
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