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Kenan Perry

@kenanperry.bsky.social
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Tour guide in San Francisco 🏳️‍🌈✡️🟣 Israeli-American and no happier about it than you are, he/him

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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
"To avenge the murdered children we must murder thousands more children" vs "it's actually fine to murder children as long as someone else murdered even more children", nationalism is a disease
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
You are cozily nestled in a fuzzy blanket even though you, yourself, are fuzzy. Curious!
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The "dark triad" of psychological traits (autistic, gay, Jewish)
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
1. It would be bad if I were killed 2. Therefore any applicable argument for killing me, like "some members of your ethnicity/nationality have done bad things", is bad 3. If it's a bad argument for killing me then it must also be a bad argument for killing anyone else
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I'll be dead in the cold hard ground before I recognize the "Gulf of America"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Right wingers will really look at the horrible condition the hostages are in and conclude "this makes it all the more important to kill the remaining hostages instead of bringing them home"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
For autistic white boys Kendrick performing at the Super Bowl is like the Super Bowl
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Italian tourist asked me "where's the market where they throw the salmon?" bro Seattle
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The most galling thing is the people pretending that expelling Palestinians from Gaza would be an act of kindness or doing them some favor, can you at least own what you're actually doing
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The whole tariffs thing is just this youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA
youtu.be
Mr. Show - Blow Up the Moon
YouTube video by Laser Time
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
No group of people in the world "has no culture" because that would mean that they don't eat food, wear clothes, speak a language, use objects, or have any interpersonal interactions or relationships. It's not a possible claim about anyone
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I'm joining the war on Canada on the side of Canada
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
People will never stop making the mistake of assuming "it would be really stupid and crazy and bad if [x] happened, so therefore [x] won't happen"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The median voter
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Leaving aside the fact that Chasten clearly isn't topping anyone, it's been less than two weeks since we stopped having a transportation secretary that gets fucked in the ass and planes are already falling out of the sky, so what does that tell you?
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Seizing control of the US government because people didn't think my posts were funny
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The idea that the "neighbor" in "love thy neighbor" refers literally to people that live physically near you instead of just being a stand-in for like "your fellow man" seems obviously wrong and profoundly stupid
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Going to be doing a lot of nervously glancing up at the sky
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
We should have the same restraint in placing blame for and politicizing this plane crash as Republicans would have if it happened under a Democratic president
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
San Francisco I could never hate you
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This nation, under Goddess, shall have a new birth of wokeness, and government of the folx, by the folx, for the folx shall not perish from the earth
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Abuelita is always right
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I really dodged a bullet by having my birthday be one day before International Holocaust Day huh
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Cringe Reddit atheist opinion incoming but I think stuff like the Jeffries tweet should be socially unacceptable for elected officials to post or say. Like are all of his non-Christian constituents just supposed to go fuck themselves or what
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Jumping on the “hating the Chiefs” bandwagon because, while I don’t know or care much about football, I do love to hate things
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Depends on what specific way things go crazy, but Hegseth might not even be the cabinet appointee that kills the most people (here's looking at you, RFK)
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Harvey nooo!!! You're only going to preserve the built environment but not the communities that live in it!!! Harvey!!!!
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
"If they were really that bad, then no one would vote for them. And I'm voting for them, so they must not be that bad!"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Oh, so you hate waffles?
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
At any given moment we have scientists in the gay labs developing strains of sophisticated, bespoke internalized homophobia a thousand times more pointed and well-grounded than their general inchoate rage that we exist
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Caroline or Change is gonna go so hard now
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I think he's broken
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Mfs will be like "building new apartments would ruin the Castro's historic character" and then five minutes later "wtf why are they closing Harvey Milk Academy"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Normal people (derogatory) do not care at all about process by the way. If there's a law they don't like then they think that an authoritarian strongman unilaterally nullifying that law by personal fiat is good full stop
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Jew Dork (me)
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
One plus side of losing TikTok is losing all those videos by straight guys where they show they're playing a female character by throwing a towel over their heads. Wear a wig you cowards
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Throughout my life I've encountered and been tempted by things I know by instinct I'm simply too autistic to handle, and must avoid lest they consume my very soul. Pokemon, Minecraft, comics, Tolkien, GIS. And now, Balatro. The only winning move is not to play
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
1. Israelis say "we need to stop being such a moral army and hit more civilians" 2. We hit more civilians 3. We refuse to believe we hit civilians, because we're a moral army 4. Hitting civilians doesn't work 5. We say "see, being moral didn't work, we need to hit more civilians"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The myth of "consensual" peace deals Israel: I consent Hamas: I consent Western hasbara influencers: I DON'T!!!! Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I spent the election telling leftists that Trump would be rabidly pro-Israel and surely let it intensify the genocide, and telling Zionists that Trump can't be relied on and would betray Israel whenever convenient. I thought the second was the lie but it turns out the first was 🤷‍♂️
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
"Well if TikTok is bad because it spreads misinformation and propaganda then by that logic we should ban Facebook and Twitter too, huh???" Oh my god yes please thank you, don't threaten me with a good time
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Israelis got hundreds of soldiers and hostages dead preventably, our reputation and social fabric in tatters, and Hamas still a threat in power. Palestinians got tens of thousands dead, Gaza destroyed, their regional alliance collapsed, and Palestine no closer to statehood. Everyone lost this war
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Wanted to find a screenshot of the scene in Nosferatu where Herr Knock bites the bird's head off and Dr. Sievers goes "my good fellow... why would you do that?" So I googled "nosferatu why would you do that" and it gave me this. I love AI :)
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Well they certainly haven't cracked the code on getting rid of bots yet
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
You had a whole lot of revolutionaries guillotined on totally false and ridiculous charges of being secret royalist traitors, and then Mirabeau who died a natural death while still widely beloved and who actually was a secret royalist traitor
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
No no you see if all of my political preferences were adopted then it would magically make wildfires easy to fight
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Following all the recommended media blob accounts I remember from Twitter but can't remember which ones I remember because they were good and which ones I remember because they were totally insufferable
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