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Riff Millar

@themasterdances.bsky.social
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There are some things you can't make fun of. For everything else, there's *this* guy. (In)famous for looking the spitting image of Roger Delgado as The Master in Doctor Who and daring to cosplay as same. (He/Him)

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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I need $25 to take an online Debtor’s Education course for my bankruptcy filing, plus another $150 to pay final installment on said bankruptcy filing. (*screams into pillow*) gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I wish I could be at #Gally1 this weekend, but I’m still fighting this bastard job market. Not to mention the whole regain permanent housing thing. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I wish I could be at #Gally1 this weekend, but I’m still fighting this bastard job market. Not to mention the whole regain permanent housing thing. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The total for moving my worldly possessions into a tiny storage unit cost $500 over the estimate. I’m having trouble coping. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The total for moving my worldly possessions into a tiny storage unit cost $500 over the estimate. I’m having trouble coping. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’ve unearthed one of Rose’s favourite treats that she had chased to an inaccessible spot behind the entertainment centre. I’m trying not to break down in front of the movers.
Rose, a black & white tuxedo cat with a much missed moustache, lying on her right side on a blue sofa, basking in the sun.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
My apologies, I should have posted an update sooner. I am safe and living as an emergency roommate with a close friend. I will be moving all of my belongings on Monday 12 January. Thank you to everyone who contributed financially to my wellbeing. 🖤🖤
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I have just been evicted on NYE. Help. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
There will be intermittent fireworks for the next 36 hours. I could really use some emotional support cannabinoids. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If you’re looking for a month-late birthday / early holiday present for me, I could use some emotional support cannabinoids. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If you’re looking for a month-late birthday / early holiday present for me, I could use some emotional support cannabinoids. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I have $2 in the bank and need to pay broadband and mobile phone bills this week. I also have a Zoom interview on Tuesday. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Filing fees were over $300, plus I have upcoming mobile and broadband bills.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Bankruptcy filed. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
One last request to repost my GoFundMe campaign to any social media sites you are on for that holiday weekend traction. 🫶
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I turn 56 today, my first birthday without Rose in ten years. I ask a favour: The only social media I’m on is Bluesky. I would really appreciate if this holiday week people could post my memorial campaign on any platforms they are a member of. Thank you. www.gofundme.com/f/rose-my-em...
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I turn 56 today, my first birthday without Rose in ten years. I ask a favour: The only social media I’m on is Bluesky. I would really appreciate if this holiday week people could post my memorial campaign on any platforms they are a member of. Thank you. www.gofundme.com/f/rose-my-em...
gofundme.com
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I owe over a thousand dollars in veterinary bills for Rose’s final treatments and in-home passing. I am facing eviction. I am filing for bankruptcy. I am shattered by grief. I’m desperate. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Cat Care Network of Central Iowa @catcarenetworkiowa.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Hello, Friends of Cats 😻 Please consider supporting these nonprofit, locally-based U.S. cat shelters, rescues, sanctuaries, and orgs. A simple “Follow All” click will help amplify their incredible work + adoptable pets… and fill your feed with lovely animals! And… /1 go.bsky.app/DWLAEKC
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I owe over a thousand dollars in veterinary bills for Rose’s final treatments and in-home passing. I am facing eviction. I am filing for bankruptcy. I am shattered by grief. I’m desperate. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
That fat fucking fascist and his fascist fucking ghouls killed my SNAP food benefits for November, possibly longer. I need $300 by 8 November to be able to feed myself for the month. www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I just had a crying jag about Rose so hard that my watch gave me a Loud Environment >90dB warning.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
That fat fucking fascist and his fascist fucking ghouls killed my SNAP food benefits for November, possibly longer. I need $300 by 8 November to be able to feed myself for the month. www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Let’s be honest: I need weed money to cope. www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Let’s be honest: I need weed money to cope. www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Forever home.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Rose Welcomed home 27 February 2016 Bid farewell 9 October 2025 Forever my kitten.
Rose in her new forever home with her new forever cat dad. Rose and her last sunbeam.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
She’s gone.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
On Monday 22 Sep 2025, Rose was diagnosed with inoperable, terminal lung cancer. At this time I am providing her hospice care, trying to make her feel as comfortable and loved as possible until it’s time for her to go. gofund.me/b0d43ba17 www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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I am a disabled IT professional who has been fighting an uphill battle with a broken jo… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose and Riff's Essential Needs
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Today of all days. www.linkedin.com/posts/riffmi...
Trident Seafoods :

“After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that Munyaka and Mike have decided not to move forward with an offer at this time. As I previously mentioned, they brought you and one other candidate onsite for interviews. Instead of moving to an offer, they decided to reopen the position and will be starting the hiring process over from the beginning. I've reached out to them to request more specific feedback but have not heard back from them yet.”

After multiple delays in setting a second interview, I had removed myself from consideration for the position. That was August. 

I was reached out by Trident Seafoods HR to reconsider as they only had one other candidate they were considering and I had impressed the hiring manager in the first interview. They wanted to move quickly and fill the position by the beginning of October. 

I agreed. 

I was scintillating in the second interview round. I had the right answers to every question, I illustrated how I could link the various platforms to provide complete coverage and modernize their entire enterprise, I felt I bonded with at least two of the interviewers. 

This was the email response I received today. 

The cruelty is the point.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
In-home services have been arranged with Lap of Love for this Thursday, 9 September 2025.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
As of now, we are arranging in-home services for Rose.
Rose, my precious kitten.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I’m writing this outside because I can’t bear to do so in the same room as her. Rose has not eaten for two weeks. I’ve tried all kinds of liquids, but she literally cannot eat — she will cry at her food dish, lean in for a sniff, then turns and goes directly into the bathroom.
Rose, a black and white tuxedo cat with a perfect moustache, lying forlornly in her scratch cave.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
It’s inoperable. I’m performing hospice care for Rose for as long as she has left. She’s only had half the life she deserved. We were supposed to grow old together.
Rose, a black and white tuxedo cat with the best moustache is dozing on a brown sofa in a sunbeam. Rose is eepy monorail mode with both white foresocks presented for admiration, now on the back of the sofa having followed the path of the sun. Rose normally only knocks the grocery bags over but here she is in a rare paper cave predator pose. Rose back on the sofa with her white belly patch up and out and basking in the sun, her favourite catnip toys — knitted orange octopus, PRIDE rainbow, and weird plaid blunt with eyes — as pillows.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
On Monday 22 Sep 2025, Rose was diagnosed with inoperable, terminal lung cancer. At this time I am providing her hospice care, trying to make her feel as comfortable and loved as possible until it’s time for her to go. gofund.me/b0d43ba17 www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose and Riff's Essential Needs, organized by Riff Millar
I am a disabled IT professional who has been fighting an uphill battle with a broken jo… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose and Riff's Essential Needs
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
It’s inoperable. I’m performing hospice care for Rose for as long as she has left. She’s only had half the life she deserved. We were supposed to grow old together.
Rose, a black and white tuxedo cat with the best moustache is dozing on a brown sofa in a sunbeam. Rose is eepy monorail mode with both white foresocks presented for admiration, now on the back of the sofa having followed the path of the sun. Rose normally only knocks the grocery bags over but here she is in a rare paper cave predator pose. Rose back on the sofa with her white belly patch up and out and basking in the sun, her favourite catnip toys — knitted orange octopus, PRIDE rainbow, and weird plaid blunt with eyes — as pillows.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Oh god no. Rose has a lung tumor and it’s pushing against her trachea. I’m lost. I’m hysterical. I don’t know if I can take any more.
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
And homophobic/heterosexist and all these things are so imbricated and intertwined.
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estarianne @estarianne.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I actually dislike the use of feminized terms as insults for men. Like "the worst thing I can call you is feminine" is misogyny.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
“An old flame of Edison's who has become the leader of a controversial new age church desperately wants Max's technology to help the church fulfill its shallow promises of a computer-enhanced afterlife.” — Max Headroom (1987), ‘Deities’ (S02E02)
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
that's my emotional support shitpost
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 20/09/2025
this is a zero tolerance anti- Harry potter account. I'm not even kidding at this point. genuinely. stop associating with the franchise in any and all ways or get the fuck out of my replies
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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
You know what I’m taking from this experience? Nothing! My brain is a sieve. I will not recall a single moment from today if you try to reminisce with me in the future.
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Cranky Cracker @timmyturmoil.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Seen at the permanently closed Tesla dealership in Seattle
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com
A drawing of a grim reaper drifting in a toyota sprinter across a grid landscape in front of the outline of downtown detroit, with a big skull looking over it and a wingding in the corner with a skull and cross bones, a vertical black block down the side of it says "extreme danger!"
big text at the bottom says "lilies are toxic to cats! Do not expose your pet cat to lilies it's very bad for them!"
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I’m betting Pertwee. Stupid sexy Pertwee.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Your email finds me deeply burned out and disassociating.
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Cranky Cracker @timmyturmoil.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Disney Prime's Summer Concert Series continues this evening with 90s pop vocal sensations Boygenius
Phoebe Bridgers, Lucy Dacus and Julien Baker hold on for one more day on a Los Angeles beach
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
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a man is standing on top of a grassy hill in a field .
Alt: The Jolly Green Giant is the stuff of nightmares.
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