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Riff Millar

@themasterdances.bsky.social
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There are some things you can't make fun of. For everything else, there's *this* guy. (In)famous for looking the spitting image of Roger Delgado as The Master in Doctor Who and daring to cosplay as same. (He/Him)

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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
He came here to prove that he is the superior progressive and, achieving that by his own standards, has now bid us good day. He said, good day! 🧐
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .
ALT: a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Dude, you’re late to the party and you can’t even read the room.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I need $25 to take an online Debtor’s Education course for my bankruptcy filing, plus another $150 to pay final installment on said bankruptcy filing. (*screams into pillow*) gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I wish I could be at #Gally1 this weekend, but I’m still fighting this bastard job market. Not to mention the whole regain permanent housing thing. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I wish I could be at #Gally1 this weekend, but I’m still fighting this bastard job market. Not to mention the whole regain permanent housing thing. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The total for moving my worldly possessions into a tiny storage unit cost $500 over the estimate. I’m having trouble coping. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The total for moving my worldly possessions into a tiny storage unit cost $500 over the estimate. I’m having trouble coping. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’ve unearthed one of Rose’s favourite treats that she had chased to an inaccessible spot behind the entertainment centre. I’m trying not to break down in front of the movers.
Rose, a black & white tuxedo cat with a much missed moustache, lying on her right side on a blue sofa, basking in the sun.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
My apologies, I should have posted an update sooner. I am safe and living as an emergency roommate with a close friend. I will be moving all of my belongings on Monday 12 January. Thank you to everyone who contributed financially to my wellbeing. 🖤🖤
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I have just been evicted on NYE. Help. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
There will be intermittent fireworks for the next 36 hours. I could really use some emotional support cannabinoids. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If you’re looking for a month-late birthday / early holiday present for me, I could use some emotional support cannabinoids. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If you’re looking for a month-late birthday / early holiday present for me, I could use some emotional support cannabinoids. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I have $2 in the bank and need to pay broadband and mobile phone bills this week. I also have a Zoom interview on Tuesday. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Filing fees were over $300, plus I have upcoming mobile and broadband bills.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Bankruptcy filed. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
One last request to repost my GoFundMe campaign to any social media sites you are on for that holiday weekend traction. 🫶
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I turn 56 today, my first birthday without Rose in ten years. I ask a favour: The only social media I’m on is Bluesky. I would really appreciate if this holiday week people could post my memorial campaign on any platforms they are a member of. Thank you. www.gofundme.com/f/rose-my-em...
gofundme.com
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I turn 56 today, my first birthday without Rose in ten years. I ask a favour: The only social media I’m on is Bluesky. I would really appreciate if this holiday week people could post my memorial campaign on any platforms they are a member of. Thank you. www.gofundme.com/f/rose-my-em...
gofundme.com
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I owe over a thousand dollars in veterinary bills for Rose’s final treatments and in-home passing. I am facing eviction. I am filing for bankruptcy. I am shattered by grief. I’m desperate. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Fuck you.
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Cat Care Network of Central Iowa @catcarenetworkiowa.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Hello, Friends of Cats 😻 Please consider supporting these nonprofit, locally-based U.S. cat shelters, rescues, sanctuaries, and orgs. A simple “Follow All” click will help amplify their incredible work + adoptable pets… and fill your feed with lovely animals! And… /1 go.bsky.app/DWLAEKC
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Rose, my forever kitten, gone due to lung cancer. She was only twelve.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I owe over a thousand dollars in veterinary bills for Rose’s final treatments and in-home passing. I am facing eviction. I am filing for bankruptcy. I am shattered by grief. I’m desperate. gofund.me/f1236183d www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
gofund.me
Donate to Rose, my emotional support companion, organized by Riff Millar
Pet loss. Eviction. Bankruptcy. Rose was welcomed home on 27 February 2016, a re… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose, my emotional support companion
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
That fat fucking fascist and his fascist fucking ghouls killed my SNAP food benefits for November, possibly longer. I need $300 by 8 November to be able to feed myself for the month. www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I just had a crying jag about Rose so hard that my watch gave me a Loud Environment >90dB warning.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
That fat fucking fascist and his fascist fucking ghouls killed my SNAP food benefits for November, possibly longer. I need $300 by 8 November to be able to feed myself for the month. www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Let’s be honest: I need weed money to cope. www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Let’s be honest: I need weed money to cope. www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Forever home.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Thank you, your kindness is appreciated.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Rose Welcomed home 27 February 2016 Bid farewell 9 October 2025 Forever my kitten.
Rose in her new forever home with her new forever cat dad. Rose and her last sunbeam.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
She’s gone.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
On Monday 22 Sep 2025, Rose was diagnosed with inoperable, terminal lung cancer. At this time I am providing her hospice care, trying to make her feel as comfortable and loved as possible until it’s time for her to go. gofund.me/b0d43ba17 www.paypal.me/riffmillar cash.app/$RiffMillar
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I am a disabled IT professional who has been fighting an uphill battle with a broken jo… Riff Millar needs your support for Rose and Riff's Essential Needs
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Total cost for services is $900.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Well, this tracks.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Oh. Well, bullet dodged.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Today of all days. www.linkedin.com/posts/riffmi...
Trident Seafoods :

“After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that Munyaka and Mike have decided not to move forward with an offer at this time. As I previously mentioned, they brought you and one other candidate onsite for interviews. Instead of moving to an offer, they decided to reopen the position and will be starting the hiring process over from the beginning. I've reached out to them to request more specific feedback but have not heard back from them yet.”

After multiple delays in setting a second interview, I had removed myself from consideration for the position. That was August. 

I was reached out by Trident Seafoods HR to reconsider as they only had one other candidate they were considering and I had impressed the hiring manager in the first interview. They wanted to move quickly and fill the position by the beginning of October. 

I agreed. 

I was scintillating in the second interview round. I had the right answers to every question, I illustrated how I could link the various platforms to provide complete coverage and modernize their entire enterprise, I felt I bonded with at least two of the interviewers. 

This was the email response I received today. 

The cruelty is the point.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
In-home services have been arranged with Lap of Love for this Thursday, 9 September 2025.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
As of now, we are arranging in-home services for Rose.
Rose, my precious kitten.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I’m watching my cat die. I’m listening to her final breaths. I have never felt so devastated in my life.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I carried her to the bedroom and put her on the bed, where she used to sleep by my side every night yet hasn’t been able to since her breathing became so laborious. She dove right under the covers at the foot of the bed. Rose hasn’t slept against my feet since the V catastrophe. She did once more.
Rose, a black and white tuxedo cat with a perfect moustache, stretched out in a sunbeam on a brown sofa, a purple star pillow behind her.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
These trips were a direct beeline to the elevator bay, previously her mortal enemy. Both times we just sat there awhile, breathing. One morning she wanted physical affection to the point that she allowed me to pick her up without protest, typically a taboo move.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The past couple of nights, she’s cried out for me in the early morning hours. Twice it was at the door as she insisted on patrolling the building’s hallway. In the past she would take her time serpentining from door to door to catalogue all the scents.
Rose, a black and white tuxedo cat with a perfect moustache, loaded on a black towel lying in a white bathtub.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Her every breath is a struggle, her mouth open, ribcage working like a bellows. She has become extremely touch averse; when she does allow me to pet her I can feel how dreadfully skinny she has become in the matter of just a few weeks.
Rose, a black and white tuxedo cat with a perfect moustache, stretched out forlornly in her scratch cave.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I’m writing this outside because I can’t bear to do so in the same room as her. Rose has not eaten for two weeks. I’ve tried all kinds of liquids, but she literally cannot eat — she will cry at her food dish, lean in for a sniff, then turns and goes directly into the bathroom.
Rose, a black and white tuxedo cat with a perfect moustache, lying forlornly in her scratch cave.
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Riff Millar @themasterdances.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I apologise for the Möbius loop.
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