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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Bentancur red card, this fucking club man

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m so McGill-pulled it’s unreal my weekly bus pass is like a fiver cheaper than the First equivalent. Give the unproblematic Easdale brothers another few billion imo

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I reached my stop before the other passenger did so they got the luxury of a McGill’s chauffeur instead of me 😔

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh yeah I should have said one other passenger

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There is only one other person on my bus, I’m so close to the dream of solo bus

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have bought the cheapest knockoff version of these sunglasses I can find and watched a YouTube tutorial for the Apple dance you best believe I am ready for this gig (have yet to practice any of the actual music)

It’s a photo of Charli XCX in the iconic brat-era wraparound Givenchy GV40051I 01A sunglasses.

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you failed to get Charli XCX Glasgow tickets, firstly LOL, amateur, I got tickets EASY PEASY, but secondly, you should come watch me début Glasgow’s most misguided Charli XCX tribute, HARDLI XCX, on Halloween at Duck And Cover. Probably as good as the real thing! www.outsavvy.com/event/39264/...

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DUCK & COVER 2026 Tickets - Glasgow - OutSavvy

Bum Notes present : DUCK AND COVER 2026Our annual COVERS BAND HALLOWEEN BALL is back from beyond the grave. . We may have lost our hallowed grounds of The Flying Duck but tonight, Matthew, we're going...

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

FINE I’ll do it. Not sure how others are interpreting “the sound that made me” so I’ve gone with the nine albums 15 year old me would pick. And 15 year old me fails the name a woman challenge. To give him some credit he owned TWO whole PJ Harvey albums, he just listened to them less than Jamiroquai

A grid featuring nine albums, they are:
Electric Light Orchestra - Out of the Blue
Beck - Midnite Vultures
Basement Jaxx - Rooty
Jamiroquai - A Funk Odyssey
Outkast - Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
Weezer - Blue Album
Super Furry Animals - Rings Around the World
The Avalanches - Since I Left You
N.E.R.D. - Fly Or Die

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wrote table instead of tableau in the alt text, fucked it

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So I’m just scanning the record spines looking for something that jumps out to me, or until I spot something I’ve forgotten existed. Tonight it’s the insufferably named but actually very good Atlas Sound album “Let The Blind Lead Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel” which is a lovely hazy ambient vibe

A photo of the record sleeve of the Atlas Sound album Let The Blind Lead Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel, it’s a table of statues in pink/grey duotone, the band name Atlas Sound is overlaid in bright yellow

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have a record player and hundreds of LPs that I almost never listen to so I’m trying to get back into the habit of putting a record on of an evening. Back on Twitter I was working through all my albums alphabetically for a while, but I’m not doing that again because it began to feel like a chore

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Actually criminal this didn’t make the album and stuff like Yuck and Baby did youtu.be/12d7T6AO9QY?...

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Charli XCX - How Can I Not Know What I Need Right Now [Official Visualiser]

YouTube video by Charli xcx

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is my way of saying I may have to abandon an ill-advised cover of “Crash” bonus track How Can I Not Know What I Need Right Now, because while it may be an Absolute Banger and undoubtedly Better Than Anything On The Actual Album Crash, it’s probably not A TikTok Viral Crowdpleaser Like Apple

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The issue with planning a 20-25 minute set of Charli XCX covers is that while she does have quite a lot of short songs, they’re not actually short enough for me to do the Springsteen-esque 30 song setlist I have in my head as that would require me to bash out a song every 45 seconds, and not breathe

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Making my incel brand based on the label on an 8 pack of tortilla wraps

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Peel and reseal” is for cowards. Real men PEEL and then DEAL with the consequences.

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I keep seeing adverts for Cravendale milk who seem to have a massive marketing campaign at the moment, and all I’m thinking of every time I see one is Alan Partridge’s YOU CAN’T MARKET MILK rant youtu.be/l9RhXVTUAUs?...

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Alan Partridge - Nothing refreshes like an ice cold glass of milk 🥛

YouTube video by Ed JAMAZ

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Anyway it’s homophobic that CRJ has made an album that disappoints me, a gay man

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Maybe reductive to claim being happily married has made Carly Rae Jepsen’s music less interesting, until you realise her husband produced a big chunk of her new album. Also why do people make double albums it’s almost never a good idea.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 20/12/2025

The thing about supporting Spurs is, it's just awful

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Didn’t even make it half an hour before needing to repost this

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That new Troye Sivan single is honking I’m sorry

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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DUCK & COVER 2026 Tickets - Glasgow - OutSavvy

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You can probably just stop after Earth To The Dandy Warhols. Even that might be too generous but I remember liking a couple of songs on that one

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

'im not complicit! im not complicit!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I love this stupid show, my favourite bit is at the end of series one where it’s just casually mentioned that the events of the past six episodes have taken place over *less than a fortnight*, and Ludwig’s tenure as a detective has coincided with a 1000% increase in Cambridgeshire’s homocide rate

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Call me delusional but Richy would’ve definitely got a goal here powered by pure hatred

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’m slightly concerned that for all the squad churn and money spent Spurs might not actually have a single good player

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You can’t build a rosé empire without some SWOT analyses. Also the wiki page listing Kylie‘s 231 awards puts stuff like “The Liquid Icons Special Award for Wine Entrepreneurialism” and “2023 Mindful Drinking 7.5% Or Less Alcohol” alongside stuff like “A Brit Award” with no distinction, it all counts

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The newest Johnny Foreigner song is my favourite thing they’ve released in about ten years. Always at their best when writing about human geography and fucked up cities youtu.be/Qt762Sxg17E

youtu.be

The Concrete Collar

YouTube video by Johnny Foreigner, Rock Band

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’m not sure the words holistic and warehouse belong together tbh. Feels like signing up to do CBT at the wellness abattoir

A sign advertising a business called the holistic warehouse

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

See also: that Sprintmaster fuck

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Not sure I’ve ever 100%-ed a game before and for some mad reason I decided Silksong was gonna be the one, and let me tell you Team Cherry are some sick fucks for making you do some tedious bullshit juggling minigame that’s harder than any boss in the entire game

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Idk if I had a ticket to a gig I could no longer go to and some dickhead (me) offers half the price yeah I’d be annoyed with the cheeky shit (me) but surely SOME of the money back is better than losing the entire ticket price?

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Back on my bullshit (putting in derisory low offers for a last minute gig ticket on twickets)

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When someone as beloved as Dolly Parton dies it can really hammer home how insignificant you are, as an everyday nobody whose death will not occasion the grief of millions. Not for me though, I got that out of the way last night reading about the 7ft statue they’ve built of Magawa the land mine rat.

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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

To be fair, sacking a manager because winning a trophy and finishing 17th is “unacceptable”, then proceeding to finish 17th with no trophy, then spending £400m and finishing 17th again, would be the funniest thing this football club has ever done.

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Spurs back on their bullshit

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I do not know why I thought this season Spurs might be different.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 22/08/2026

Just gonna pop my next ten months of mental health in the hands of eleven dorks who don’t know I exist #coys

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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

♥️♥️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I’ve reread this a few times trying to work out what The Guardian means when using the word “consecutive” here, and I think I’ve cracked it. They are using the word “consecutive” to mean “non-consecutive”. Obvious really

Text from a guardian article about the Clacton by-election -

“As well as the town of Clacton-on-Sea, the constituency comprises rural villages, farmland and several seaside towns and villages including Frinton, Walton-on-the-Naze and Jaywick, which last year was named the most deprived neighbourhood in England for the fourth consecutive time since 2010.

The three polls that Jaywick topped before 2025 were published in 2010, 2015 and 2019.”

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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Guitars get acoustic sometimes, guitars get electric sometimes

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