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The Loar Axe

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I got into this HVAC game for the action.

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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 02/08/2025
Let's all solve the Male Lonliness Crisis by blurting out whatever we're on right now. I think the Male Loneliness Crisis can be solved by, the classic work of high fantasy The Lord of the Rings
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 4h
If you told me that Hegseth was too cowardly to do his own murders with his own hands before becoming SecDef, or if you told me that he had gotten away with a long string of murders as a civilian, I would believe you either way.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 11h
He wrote a whole poem about it.
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Through a Glass, Darkly (poem) - Wikipedia
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 11h
Patton, somewhat famously, believed he was the Eternal Champion.
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Kerry Howley @kerryhowley.bsky.social · 11h
If your kids are in school they’re constantly being prompted to “relate” to some text… listen to Anne
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 12h
This is Nathan Myhrvold, and we got a $600 cookbook out of it.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 23h
You ever put on three different perfect albums in a row and then realize "damn, Steve Albini produced all these.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't make up my mind whether JKR hates Malfoid because she resents fan fiction, delights in Malfoid because the online right is involved and being trollish, or hates Malfoid because the online right is forcefemming Draco.
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 07/10/2026
Wikipedia snippet: A fish ladder, also known as a pescalator,
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
<contrapoints critique power screenshot> I guess
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Huh, are there still major commercial fig crops that rely on the fig wasp? All of the varieties that I'm familiar with out west are cultivars bred to be fruit-bearing without wasp involvement. I want to meet the guy whose job is raising fig wasps for the slaughter.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do not understand what is happening here. What? What are they doing? Who are these people? Deranged.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dead Philosophers in Heaven (and hell): AAAAGHHH!
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Huh, I wonder how small a mammal can get before its brain can't do normal mammal stuff. Thumbnail Shrew tests the lower bound of my (dunce) intuition.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When you're done, you should read some secondary sources about Melville's extreme thing for Nathaniel Hawthorne. Crushing so hard for a guy that you write the great American novel.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And when you asked the wrong person, whoo boy! I remember multiple professors getting pissed that we were "trying to tear down a great thinker" by observing the plain meaning of the text.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get outta here, great books conservatives! It's all run through with homoeroticism, AND IT'S OUR MARVELOUS INTELLECTUAL HERITAGE.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"When Whitman talks about men as his lovers, he's talking non-personally, assuming the role of an expansive lover of all, not–"
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"oh no, that's a common misunderstanding. Socrates didn't literally lust after Alcibiades, that's a translation confusion, and if we look at Jowett's..."
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"ah, I see, you've misunderstood, Ishmael and Queequeg are sharing the bed because that was a perfectly common thi–"
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"no no, Shakespeare's sonnets aren't *actually* about his love for a young man, it's—"
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finally, with the conservatives ditching Great Books (and literacy) we are free to talk openly about how overwhelmingly gay the Western classical tradition is. No more fusty professors interrupting to pretend that Achilles and Patroclus were just good pals.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hope you're ready for all human-performed math to be ~Terryology.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Robin Williams on the cover of The World According to Garp, which is a dead kid movie several times over.
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
for a minute @hurricanexyz.bsky.social has been saying that Legend of the Galactic Heroes is his favorite piece of political theory and now that I am 15 hours into the series I get it. i’m totally Yang Wen-li-pilled.
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"revenge isn't worth it" stories aren't hitting like they used to, hm, wonder why
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah...
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Perchloroethylene gives a lot of people hideous cancer, but it also helps discount dry cleaners offer $1 shirt service, so who's to say if it's bad or good.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am usually not a "back in my day, X only cost $ Y" guy, but holy shit, what happened to dry cleaning??
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Has the whiff of something Tyler Cowen cherrypicked out of specialist literature and brought into the discourse via vagueposting.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"impeach until exhaustion"
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maaannn
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna take some drugs and come back to re-read this so I can treat it with the appropriate astonishment.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It makes some potential buyers insane in the lucrative way.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ncuti Gatwa as Algernon Moncrief in the recent National Theater production of the Importance of Being Earnest, having recently eaten all of the cucumber sandwiches prepared by Lane, and being unable to procure more, even for ready money.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is your achilles busted in a way that prevents you from safely using an erg? 60 sec on / 30 sec off rate pyramid 20-->32-->20 can feel like dying during a beep test, if that's the sort of thing that cures what ails ya.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"is count of monte cristo a xianxia or an isekai?" the greatest thread in... etc
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RIP Alexander Dumas, you would have loved Royal Road.
Spine of the everyman's library edition of the Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas. it's all fucked up and worn.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You already hip to Explosions&Fire, the Australian who is absolutely qualified to be as stupid and exasperated as he is with chemistry?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
this is how it feels knowing i'm going to wear the same style of skinny jeans i discovered in 2013 for the rest of my life
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Termination Shock (2021)
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
starring claude as nude tayne
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
straight up i think they write these articles because they're annoyed how expensive their home improvement/repair projects are getting, i think it's that simple
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well in that case, put me in coach. I'm ready to horrifically bully some FedSoc clerks.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder how many Apple privacy feature at this point can be pretty directly traced back to PrivacyViolatorGeorg.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the difference is commercial rents + cost of passionate skilled labor. Portland is the only cool city in America where a lunatic can set up an 8-seat vegan sushi restaurant with a dream and a $10,000 inheritance from grandma.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Portland keeps defending its title of Best Food City in America.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
...I have heard legend of this guy at a couple of industry gatherings recently. Linear though. The mythical Jira pervert would be an even more powerful Horny Cultivator.
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally set up one of those budgeting apps, and the "Books" category is dangerously close to the Dril Candles zone. Gonna have to delete this budgeting app.
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