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Trey Callaway

@treycallaway.bsky.social
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Showrunner. Professor. Podcaster. Wet cement enthusiast. begoodhumanspodcast.com

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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 3h
I have never seen another film like DIGGER. I was deeply upset by DIGGER. I absolutely loved DIGGER. 
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yup.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
make a band edible: Electric Light Orecchiette
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s these adoring women behind him that I’ll never be able to understand.
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hey welcome to America you can get arrested for giving water to people waiting in line to vote but the president is offering you $5k to vote for his party
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My man looks like the bad guy in a Claymation movie that nobody saw. 
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What a grifty world we live in when NPR has to start adding this disclaimer to the bottom of their stories.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Imagine sleeping through your first meeting with Lucky the Leprechaun. 
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My man looks like he’s about to offer you big money for an Everlasting Gobstopper.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Said it before and I’ll say it again. Trey Gowdy is an embarrassment to Treys around the world and must have his Trey card permanently revoked.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
TV writers, lean into this one. Noah always tells it like it is and amplifies others. Share this thread and help keep our amazing community connected!
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I’m that guy in the red Firebird who changed lanes at high speed without looking and sent you rolling across three lanes of the 134 freeway. Hi, I’m that deadly rockfish you almost stepped on in Tahiti until your guide suddenly shoved you away.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
post a meme made by you
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What even is money?
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
May every terrible thing this 28-year-old woman has said and done continue to haunt her for the rest of her days.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I write for movies and TV and have told some pretty crazy horror, sci-fi, and crime stories in my day. But this shit? This shit is just wayyy over the top.
independent.co.uk
ICE to spend $20M on gloves designed to deliver painful electric shocks
The gloves must be applied directly to someone's skin to deliver a pain stimulus that typically helps an officer gain compliance within seconds
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why exactly is the Pedo in Chief so dead set on screwing with childhood vaccines? Explain it to me like I'm a kid who's had all my shots.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ROCK & ROLL VOCABULARY LESSONS: Let’s talk about new words we first learned from pop and rock songs. I’ll go first: INCLEMENT /inˈklem(ə)nt/ adj. - severe, stormy, or unmerciful. “The willow turns his back on inclement weather…” With A Little Luck - Paul McCartney & Wings
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I always liked Foghorn Leghorn. Because he was a blowhard with a thick Southern drawl— but you could still tell he was the smartest rooster in the room.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I don't want to give you any more feedback about my recent car rental. I rented it, I drove it, I brought it back, and I paid for it. Then when I handed you the keys... you asked me if I was happy with my rental... and I said yes. Our work here is done.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
static.klipy.com
Willy Wonka's Condescending Look
ALT: Willy Wonka's Condescending Look
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“Please hold for Andrew Dice Clay…”
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Julie Christie in Dr. Zhivago.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“Verify your age” When I was a kid, my dentist didn’t wear gloves and I could feel his calloused fingers on my gums.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There's a trashcan behind my bar. And four out of five times I go to toss something into it-- no matter how careful I try to aim-- I miss. It's absolutely maddening. Also my country is being run into the ground by heartless dipshits, so it's possible I'm overreacting to the whole bar trash thing.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’ve got a really bad feeling about this.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Forget sharing the last picture you saved, I want to see the very first picture on your phone. My daughter Clementine was only 2 when I took this. She’s 28 now. But still the most casually fashionable person I know.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’m sorry… but this may be one of the most Onion-esque headlines I have ever read.
npr.org
A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee is arrested for murder
Dayton Webber, 27, is accused of shooting a man in his car during an argument. He has shared his story of becoming a pro athlete after losing his arms and legs to a childhood bacterial infection.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I miss The Outfield. And I know we’ll always have their catchy catalogue of power pop music to enjoy. But I hate it when artists simply cease to exist and great voices fall permanently silent. What band or musical artist do you miss?
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I did the best I could to stop this 30 years ago.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This. And don’t even get me started on the texts. I’m done.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Another parent of three here. Totally agree. Don’t have ‘em if you don’t want ‘em. But you can’t have any of mine. Especially for your trumped up wars.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a purple coat is holding a cane and a top hat
ALT: a man in a purple coat is holding a cane and a top hat
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Lasers. And neon. And fireflies. Just a dark room where you could pay to see lasers and neon and fireflies in every direction.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Saw @politicsgirl.bsky.social in the wild this weekend and fanboyed a bit, ngl.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
In the late 80s, I was driving a convertible Jeep and pulled up next to another one just like mine at a red light. Only it wasn’t just like mine – because it was driven by Drew Barrymore in a sundress. She looked at me with a wink and a smile as the light changed – then blew me a kiss and drove off.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Look, I don’t know about any of this. But I do know I’m exhausted by the never-ending parade of: “Why are you still on Facebook? Why are you still on Threads? Why are you still on X? Why are you still on Spotify? Why are you still on ChatGPT?” Honestly, WHY ARE ANY OF US STILL ON F$?#ING ANYTHING?!?
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just smacking my head as I read some of the chat comments during the live NASA feed of Orion's trip around the moon. If you truly think any part of the Artemis 2 mission is fake (not to mention past lunar missions)-- you've got absolute pop rocks for brains.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Many years ago, I went to see the great @colinhay.com at the OG Largo in Los Angeles. The opening act was a comedian I’d never heard of named @pattonoswalt.bsky.social. And by the time he finished his bit about Paas Easter Eggs, I was in literal tears of laughter and have loved the guy ever since.🐣
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Saw PROJECT HAIL MARY. Absolutely loved it. But as a Stubs member, I have to ask you a serious question, @amctheatres.bsky.social. Why do you run your own trailers selling us what we already bought? There’s a trailer about the quality of your laser projection— but who cares? We’re already there. 1/3
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Honestly, Edward R. Murrow has probably been rolling in his grave for awhile now.
deadline.com
CBS News Radio To Shutter Amid News Division Cuts
The closure of CBS News Radio ends nearly 100 years of radio programming from CBS.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond
media.tenor.com
a man wearing glasses and a white shirt that says vote for is making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a white shirt that says vote for is making a funny face .
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Slightly diminish a band. Electric Light Ensemble.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Hey @amctheatres.bsky.social. Serious question from a regular customer and Stubs member. I’m in my seat. I already bought the tickets and concessions. So who is this trailer for, exactly— and why are you trying to sell me so hard on your projection system? Because it feels like a waste of my time.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
@americanair.bsky.social royally screwed my son this week on numerous occasions with bogus delays, flight cancellations, lost luggage, & lame excuses. So since he’s on the other side of the world & I can’t really help him – it at least made me feel better to make this. Do better, American Airlines.
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
when you know taco bell was a poor choice
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Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
These were so easy to throw into your backpack or jacket. So easy to read and share with a friend. What a loss, indeed.
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