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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I just had Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey for the first time, and did you know that there’s no big hunk of cookie dough or peanut butter or chocolate to be found in it? Who is the asshole

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Rewatching Korra, and every time Kuvira shows up in season 3:

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

How many jingles does Febreze need to squeeze in to one thirty second commercial?

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m personally a big fan of the everyone-treats-me-like-I’m-the-villain-but-I’m-just-trying-my-best-dude costume.

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Merk @merkanaut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

#thundercon2026 is in two days I’m bringing a whole ton of art. prints, originals, T-shirts, magnets, stickers, original graphic novels and comics. here’s a small selection of some of the art I will be bringing. Come on by and say hi #thunderbayart #alien #joker #niccage

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Maybe Mogo doesn’t socialize because you don’t invite them to things, maybe Mogo actually has a great social life outside of your little green nerd cop club, maybe Mogo actually contains multitudes and is sick of your diminishing of Mogo.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“This song is about not being afraid of the price one pays, and also about not lying down as someone else walks away, you FUCKING IDIOT”

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I love the band Face to Face, but, like any other Face ti Face fan, I couldn’t tell you what a single Face to Face song is about.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Daredevil and Nightcrawler are both deeply religious, but also deeply horny, characters. That’s the post.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I heard someone say “alternative timeline” earlier, and now I can’t stop thinking of a world where everyone wears flannel and listens to Smashing Pumpkins.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

There’s no good reason why Brock Samson shouldn’t be a guest character in the next Mortal Kombat.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Baby Tyler, the baby puppet operated by Ingrid Hansen, has a surprising amount of Mr. Bean cooked into their DNA. 30% Mr. Bean, 30% Little Stinker, 40% charm. I mean, 100% charm, but… please know what I mean. Mean Bean. Mene Bene Okerland.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

There’s a cover of Genius of Love playing at my gym. Not a remix, not a song that samples it, just a straight-up cover. Some other weirdo yelling “Jyaaaames Brooown.”

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

You see, they call it a farce because the word “farce” sounds a lot like the word “farts,” which, of course, are inherently farcicle. I mean fartsicle.

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

*just before the breakdown in a song* This next part’s for anyone who needs to hear it. Reptile’s head-eating finishing move is back back down low punch from a sweep kick distance.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Do people show each other vacation photos anymore? Should I just print out my IG posts and make someone look at them all while I try my best to explain the mental state I was in in each of them?

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I’ve never had long hair, but if I did, I would probably use stray hairs to floss in an emergency. So, I guess it’s fair that I’ve never had long hair, because I would not deserve it.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Long walk for a Strong Bad joke, sure, but here we are at the end of the walk, and think of the things we saw along the way.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

So Wildcat’s the new Spectre, which is neat and all, but I don’t think the boxing gloves really fit with either of those characters. Wildcat wraps his hands! The Spectre needs to make ominous hand gestures! Most importantly, how is he supposed to write emails like that?

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Also, what American brings a *full* bottle into a pit?

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I picked up no less than two cell phones and a wallet and a mosh pit tonight. Meanwhile, all of my stuff stayed snug and secure. This message brought to you by sweet-looking jumpsuits with lots of deep pockets that make you feel like you’re a member of the X-Men.

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Fluffy Snoopy Face 😍

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“If they put pro wrestling on the TV here, I’d be here all the time, even between the local bands.” Sir, again: bank.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“If this place had a Street Fighter Alpha 3 cabinet, I’d be here every day.” Sure, but banks don’t normally have arcade machines.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Any modern update to We Didn’t Start the Fire ought to contain: David Spade James Spader Danny-Rhea split

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Hi, I’m Johann, and this is my father, Joku.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I’m getting a lot of ads for concerts that are just a cover band doing a bunch of ‘90s/‘00s pop punk covers, and I legitimately wonder who this sort of thing is for, and if the answer is “people who stopped looking for any new music after the age of 25.”

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I just started watching Spider-Noir, and wow, Lamorne Morris does some great voiceover work. He’s like a Keith David that is less likely to just really wallop the hell out of me, if I ever had to fight him.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I think I always just assumed that the parachute pack that’s actually just full of silverware in old Looney Tunes was full of silverware for a reason, like that was a common thing on airplanes, not that it was just an absurdist joke.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Ever ending a movie that has a bunch of production in front of it, just sneak the Neversoft logo in there, specifically the one from the older Tony Hawk games, just for fun.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Between X-Men ‘97, King of the Hill, Animaniacs, and Batman: Caped Crusader (spiritual successor to BTAS!), there sure are a lot of old Fox cartoons getting pulled out of storage. So, like, Eek the Cat? Where you at, Eek?

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ALT: Hit By An Anvil Crushed By An Anvil

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The best part of having to wait outside while the fire alarm goes off at my gym is listening to all of the older folks talking shit about people with complex addiction and mental health issues like they aren’t members of the same species.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Why does Starfleet only use red, yellow, and blue for uniforms? I would feel like an asshole if I assumed someone was a medical doctor when they were actually a space botonist.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Juggernaut’s parents named him Cain, and I think that might have been where things went wrong with that guy.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

After coveting one for months, I finally bought a one-piece coverall. It’s amazing, because I simultaneously look the coolest I’ve ever looked and the least fuckable I’ve ever looked.

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This was such a fantastic story, thank you for writing it!

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Rule Of Threes! RULE OF THREES!! RULE OF THREES!!!!!!!!!

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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Show of hands, anyone else creeped out by the opening credits of the ‘90s Outer Limits? If you suspend disbelief, it’s such a neat way to show “we’re in control of what you see, and we’re gonna show you some crazy stuff. This house has roots, now!”

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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

The Onion headline: Ska Band Outnumbers
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