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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦

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Father, husband, writer, cyclist. I have cycled over 93,000 km around Essex County, Ontario since May 2020. I have written about these adventures in my book The Kilominator: www.kilominator.com.

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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 05/10/2026
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Lawnmower Epiphany
My stated goal was to mow the lawn, but midway through, I found myself standing motionless, mind-be-dashed in my back yard, ear buds affixed in my aural passageways, caught in the midst of time travel...
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ᴄʏᴄʟᴏᴢ @cyclozparis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
G O O D M O R N I N G ☕
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 24/09/2026
Coach of the opposing team at my son's soccer game cheated and I cannot the type of personality that would do that. thekilominator.substack.com/p/adults-suc...
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Adults Suck
In the middle of a play, yesterday, in my youngest son’s soccer game, a whistle went.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 17/09/2026
All going well, I’ll hit 96,000 km (since May 2020) with tomorrow’s ride.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 14/09/2026
I thought this was really interesting -- LIFE magazine September 24, 1971 issue featuring rock stars with their parents www.life.com/arts-enterta...
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Clapton, Zappa, Elton John: Photos of Rock Stars With Their Parents
A gallery of rock legends -- Clapton, Zappa, Elton John, Grace Slick and more -- and their totally square, totally sweet parents.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 07/09/2026
Attained my Labour Day Triumvirate
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 06/09/2026
Making my annual 100 km rides on Saturday, Sunday, and hopefully Monday of Labour Day Weekend in tribute to my old friend who passed away when we were kids. thekilominator.substack.com/p/memories-d...
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Memories Don’t Wait For Anniversaries
Labour Day, 2026.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 03/09/2026
A nostalgic old favourite. When I lived in #Ireland, I sought out #RaglanRoad. I lived in #Rathmines at the time and was pleased it wasn't terribly far from there. Van Morrison sings a really great version with the Chieftains on his album, Irish Heartbeat from 1988.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 03/09/2026
Hit 95,000 lifetime kilometers last weekend (cycling since May 2020).
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 02/09/2026
Thinking back only a few weeks, going in search of #SamuelBeckett in #Paris thekilominator.substack.com/p/in-search-...
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In Search of Samuel Beckett
The day I nearly drank after sixteen years of sobriety
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 02/09/2026
"... Yiannopoulos, who entered the U.S. legally on May 14, 2019, according to the DHS, has frequently called for aggressive immigration enforcement in posts on his X account over the past year." Looks good on the son of a bitch www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
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Milo Yiannopoulos says he was ‘terrified’ by the ‘brutality’ of his ICE deportation
Far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has told TV interviewer Piers Morgan that he was “really, really terrified” after being detained by U.S. immigration officials.
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🎨Olena Klymenko
Painting of four cyclists following each other, with their shadows to the side.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 01/09/2026
Random share that is much more edifying than the news www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
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The Short Life and Tragic Death of the Comic Genius Behind 'Caddyshack'
Doug Kenney was a driving force behind National Lampoon magazine and its cocaine-fueled movies. His real life was less than hilarious.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 29/08/2026
I’m an avid cyclist. Why do I hate cycle shops? thekilominator.substack.com/p/im-an-avid...
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I’m an avid cyclist. Why do I hate cycle shops?
Quick answer: Because bike shop guys are dicks.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 23/08/2026
An article about a stressful bike ride I had a few days ago in #StCatharines #Ontario. It's always interesting cycling in different locales thekilominator.substack.com/p/im-an-idiot
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“I’m An Idiot”
Taking the dumbest bike ride of my life at 4 a.m. in St. Catharines, Ontario
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leafsnoincup2025.bsky.social @leafsnoincup2025.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Irish Literary Times @irishlittimes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Phil Lynott born August 20, 1949: "When I'm in England, I say, I'm from Ireland. When I'm in Ireland, I say, I'm from Dublin. When I'm in Dublin, I say, I'm from Crumlin. When I'm in Crumlin, I say, Leighlin Road. When I’m in Leighlin Road, I say I’m a Lynott."
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 18/08/2026
Trudging toward 95,000 lifetime kilometers by the end of this month. Looking good so far.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 17/08/2026
I will be buzzing for a while longer over my recent trip to #Paris, such a beautiful city, such an incredible experience. thekilominator.substack.com/p/after-paris
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After Paris
I felt every kilometer I ever rode on my bike as I trudged up the iron stairs of the Eiffel Toward two weeks ago.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 16/08/2026
Back on the bike in Essex County after two glorious weeks in #ParisFrance. Overdid it yesterday, going for 100 km. I seized up around the 88 km mark and almost could not make it home. Better ride today. 162 km between yesterday and today.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 15/08/2026
I love #OrsonWelles and here he is on #TheDickCavettShow in 1970, sounding like Nostradamus, speaking how hated #America was around the world at that time. Much of what he says is quite haunting given the political climate of the #UnitedStates right now. youtu.be/8epmrsZCS7U?...
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Orson Welles Was On Another Level — His Best TV Moments (1 Hour of Pure Genius!)
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 15/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France -- Paris Day 14. thekilominator.substack.com/p/paris-day-...
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Paris – Day 14: Leaving For Home
Our day began at 6 a.m.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 13/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France -- Paris Day 13. Last fully day! thekilominator.substack.com/p/paris-day-...
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Paris – Day 13: Bistrot Léa Epilogue
I am not a “Hey, let’s eat out on the patio!” kind of guy when I go out for a meal.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 13/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France -- Paris Day 13. Last fully day! thekilominator.substack.com/p/paris-day-...
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Paris – Day 13: Free'p'Star, Panthéon, and Melancholy
The bogey in the room upon arriving in France was jet lag.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“The city’s transition away from the car, tho fantastically chaotic, has become a global role model. Under mayor Anne Hidalgo, Paris was ‘the most influential city in the world’ says Canadian urbanist Brent Toderian. Hidalgo, stepping down after 12 yrs, exulted: ‘The bike beat the car.’”
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How Paris beat the car
Though chaotic, the city’s transition has become a global role model
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 13/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France -- Paris Day 12. thekilominator.substack.com/p/paris-day-...
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Paris – Day 12: Musée d'Orsay and Musée de l'Orangerie
Truism: You can’t miss in Paris.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 11/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France -- Paris Day 11. #PalaceOfVersailles thekilominator.substack.com/p/paris-day-...
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Paris – Day 11: Palace of Versailles
We planned to do an evening Seine cruise to see the Eiffel Tower illuminated, last night, but instead turned in early so we’d be ready for the Palace of Versailles today.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 11/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France -- Paris Day 10. thekilominator.substack.com/p/paris-day-...
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Paris – Day 10: Allée Samuel Beckett, Jardin du Luxembourg, and Galeries Layette
We returned to Samuel Beckett country this morning.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 10/08/2026
Visited the grave site of #SamuelBeckett yesterday.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 10/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France -- Paris Day 9. thekilominator.substack.com/p/paris-day-...
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Paris – Day 9: Rodin Museum, Sainte-Chapelle, and Cimetière du Montparnasse
Living in our little fifth floor roost in Paris is somewhat like Swiss Family Robinson; a minimalist’s dream and utter confusion to luggage-laden North Americans.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 08/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France -- Paris Day 8. thekilominator.substack.com/p/paris-day-...
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Paris – Day 8: Arc de Triomphe and Seine River Cruise
Morning interlude:
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 07/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France -- Paris Day 7 (Part II). I moved over to Substack because Word Press let me down today and won't allow any more images. Loving the #CityOfLight! mattamand.substack.com/p/paris-day-...
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Paris -- Day 7: Picasso and Musée Carnavalet
After moving to our new AirBNB this morning, we regrouped and then headed out on foot to see the Picasso exhibition at National Museum Picasso-Paris.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 07/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France -- Paris Day 7 (Part I). Word Press let me down today and won't allow any more images, so I have two posts. Loving the City of Light! kilominator.wordpress.com/2026/08/07/p...
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Paris – Day 7: The Move
Moving day in Paris. It was our last morning in our first AirBNB unit in Paris, so I took the opportunity to go around the neighbourhood a take some picture, and even shot video. Moving is always s…
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 06/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France. Today I visited #PereLachaiseCemetery where #JimMorrison, #OscarWilde, and #Chopin are buried, along with hundreds of thousands of other people. Also made it to #ShakespeareAndCompany. kilominator.wordpress.com/2026/08/06/p...
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Paris – Day 6: Père Lachaise Cemetery & Shakespeare and Company Bookstore
August 6 in Paris was a bright, cool, beautiful day and I could think of no better place to begin this day than in a cemetery. Cimetière du Père-Lachaise. According to the Ultimate Source of Truth …
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Lindy Williams @ljdubcan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Today’s Canadian painting is “Cobalt” painted by Yvonne McKague Housser in 1931. N
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
''Time is slipping away" by Romanian artist Darius Hulea.
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phillip crymble @phillipcrymble.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wendy Cope, with a poem of great tenderness
To My Husband

If we were never going to die, I might Not hug you quite as often or as tight, Or say goodbye to you as carefully If I were certain you'd come back to me. Perhaps I wouldn't value every day, Every act of kindness, every laugh As much, if I knew you and I could stay For ever as each other's other half. We may not have too many years before One disappears to the eternal yonder And I can't hug or touch you any more. Yes, of course that knowledge makes us fonder. Would I want to change things, if I could,
And make us both immortal? Love, I would.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 05/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France. Today I visited #TheLouvre with my family, saw the #MonaLisa and other works of grandmasters. Honestly, it was overwhelming. My TV-blunted senses feel wrung out by the experience. kilominator.wordpress.com/2026/08/05/p...
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Paris – Day 5: The Louvre
Today was my wife’s Super Bowl. As long as I’ve known her — since December 1998 — she is the art student who wanted to visit the Louvre. Today, she visited the Louvre, and t…
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Yaroslava @strategywoman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m in a bookstore now. This shelf holds books from publishers affected by the russian attack on August 1, when eight million books were destroyed. The bookstore is asking people to buy their books. I wanted to remember this shelf.
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 04/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France. The beauty of this city is almost too much to take in. #Montmartre #Sacré-CœurBasilicaofMontmartre #SalvadorDali kilominator.wordpress.com/2026/08/04/p...
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Paris – Day 4
There is no question — travel is energizing and enlightening, but it is also an endurance contest. Today we visited Sacré-Cœur Basilica of Montmartre, as well as the Salvador Dali museum. Wit…
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 04/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France. I am not the most traveled person in the world. I've lived in Ireland, worked in the US, and have seen about 1/3 of Canada. So much to see and do and experience. #EiffelTower #NotreDame kilominator.wordpress.com/2026/08/04/p...
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Paris – Day 3
Today we walked up to the second platform on the Eiffel Tower. That is 674 steps up and then 674 steps down. I am not good with heights, but this was an opportunity not to be missed. We had a reall…
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 04/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France. What a tremendous city! I'm writing a blog series about my stay. Suffered some #jetlag but nothing my family and I cannot handle. Powering through it. kilominator.wordpress.com/2026/08/03/p...
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Paris – Day 2
Late start on Sunday, jet lag hung about the place like a laggard demon, shackling us all with fatigue and an unshakable cotton-headed lethargy. Still, we pressed on, making our first foray to the …
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 04/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris #France. Gotta say, this is one amazing city. I'm writing a blog series about my stay. kilominator.wordpress.com/2026/08/03/p...
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Paris – Day 1
Flawless flight on Air Canada from Toronto Pearson Airport into Paris Charles de Gaulle International Airport on July 31/August 1. There is no avoiding the eternal bogey of jet lag, though I manage…
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Vue @creativecadre.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Athabasca Falls Banff National Park Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦 I captured this just off the famed Icefields Parkway, during my adventure in the Canadian Rockies. #waterfalls #nature #hiking #landscapephotography #photographersofbluesky #river #canada
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I picked up almost as much from the library as I did from school—real history, not that polished nonsense we were fed!
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 02/08/2026
#TheKilominator is in #Paris for two weeks. First full day out touring, seeing the Eiffel Tower. The city is breathtaking. My first time here. youtu.be/JMTGA37gAYA
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C'était un rendezvous (1976) Claude Lelouch
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Solstice 🇨🇦 @notabot1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Banff Canada
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Gate of the Infinite" painted by Legh Mulhall Kilpin in 1910
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GreyBruceInfo- Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @brucegreyinfo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Archaeologists excavating on Triquet Island—a remote island off the coast of British Columbia, Canada—uncovered a settlement dated to 13,600–14,086 years ago. ​
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Kilominator 🍁🚴‍♂️🇨🇦 @thekilominator.substack.com · 30/07/2026
Had to get on the road this morning to surpass last month's high km total. Very happy with the progress.
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