My stated goal was to mow the lawn, but midway through, I found myself standing motionless, mind-be-dashed in my back yard, ear buds affixed in my aural passageways, caught in the midst of time travel...

In the middle of a play, yesterday, in my youngest son’s soccer game, a whistle went.

A gallery of rock legends -- Clapton, Zappa, Elton John, Grace Slick and more -- and their totally square, totally sweet parents.

Labour Day, 2026.

The day I nearly drank after sixteen years of sobriety

Far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has told TV interviewer Piers Morgan that he was “really, really terrified” after being detained by U.S. immigration officials.

Doug Kenney was a driving force behind National Lampoon magazine and its cocaine-fueled movies. His real life was less than hilarious.

Quick answer: Because bike shop guys are dicks.

Taking the dumbest bike ride of my life at 4 a.m. in St. Catharines, Ontario

I felt every kilometer I ever rode on my bike as I trudged up the iron stairs of the Eiffel Toward two weeks ago.

YouTube video by Laurent Touil-Tartour

Our day began at 6 a.m.

The bogey in the room upon arriving in France was jet lag.

I am not a “Hey, let’s eat out on the patio!” kind of guy when I go out for a meal.

The bogey in the room upon arriving in France was jet lag.

Though chaotic, the city’s transition has become a global role model

The search for stability and sanity through cycling. Click to read The Kilominator Chronicles, a Substack publication. Launched 5 days ago.

Truism: You can’t miss in Paris.

We planned to do an evening Seine cruise to see the Eiffel Tower illuminated, last night, but instead turned in early so we’d be ready for the Palace of Versailles today.