🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 7hLast weekend the a/c kicked on. Today I had to put on the heat. I'd say it's time to break out the flannel and hoodies, but I already did 🧡🍂🤎 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Preparing myself for the unpleasant first shift person to arrive...static.klipy.comPatrick Star's Zen Lightning MeditationAlt: Patrick Star's Zen Lightning Meditation 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 15/10/20263 different people signed up for enhanced incentive in my role tonight, and I'm the only one who wasn't canceled. #blessed #butalsotired #getthatbag 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Tfw you offered to work tonight but hope they don't need youstatic.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants BeggingAlt: Spongebob Squarepants Praying 000 0
Reposted by 🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 11/10/2026Listen… people go through things… they have moments… even seasons That don’t make you less worthy of love or loving 117038 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Me: I can probably make it through my 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep. Calendar: Hey, girl, remember you have a meeting tomorrow morning! Me:static.klipy.comAbell46s Cry: Boo from Monsters Inc.Alt: Boo from Monsters Inc. crying 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I should be allowed to banish someone who sits five feet away from me and continuously coughs/sniffs/snorts. 100 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Welp. ChiSox are out. I assume that's on me for kinda sorta rooting for them. Who's next? 000 0
Reposted by 🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛Dr. Wendy Bohon @drwendyrocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh crap. M 8.0 earthquake 14 km SW of Pitaloza Arriba, Panama. 33 km deep. Exact location and magnitude may change as we get more data earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/... 1417462 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mike Ditka was beatified in Chicago on January 26, 1986. He was loud and brash and mostly unapologetic, much like Chicago itself. He wasn't perfect, but he's forever Da Coach. 000 0
Reposted by 🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛MLB Scores @mlbscores.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Final: Guardians 9 WhiteSox 5 0114 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I assume I jinxed the White Sox by being semi interested in a positive outcome for them, even if it was mostly motivated by my enjoyment of Chicago footage in the MLB's televised production 100 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Clouds wrecking the Draconid meteor shower viewing tonight 😞 100 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There's a political ad with a supposed Marine vet who pronounces "corps" as "corpse" and I'm skeptical 100 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I honestly thought there was only one other Skarsgård besides Stellan 😳 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If we're making a list to sterilize those who should not reproduce, I know where to start 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Looks at which teams are left in MLB postseason to determine rooting interest...go White Sox? Maybe?static.klipy.comMan's Disgusted ReactionAlt: Tim Gunn's eww face 000 0
Reposted by 🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 1042263651 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When did backpacks become ridiculously expensive? 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trying to be less cynical. Maybe soulmates are an actual thing 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ma'am, it is one in the morning. Please stfu 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Two kinds of guys: 1. Guys who think their dick is magical/think only with their dick 2. Guys who are normal Secret 3rd kind. Guys who worry they aren't normal 001 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's raining heavily, the Cubs are done for the season, and the 🍊💩 is still around. Not a great start, October. Get it together 020 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Weird that they're cutting the humanities, then 010 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Welp, might be time to get right with the Lordstatic.klipy.comMichael Che: That's Absolutely Terrifying on SNLAlt: Michael Che: That's Absolutely Terrifying on SNL 000 0
Reposted by 🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10135043788 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ugh, the Cubs really are not interested in making a game of this, apparently 000 0
Reposted by 🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm JB Pritzker and I approve this message. 528459 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In the last 24 hours, in two separate incidents, spider webs and an actual living spider have touched my face. I know the road to recovery will be long and difficult. Please respect my privacy as I navigate this new and terrifying reality. 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Love it when an effort is made after feedback is given. Love it more when the effort is sustained. We'll see... 000 0
Reposted by 🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 28/09/2026hey, i just want talk a second. you know how you really liked that 15 post thread about how people dressed in colonial times? and how you reposted every single post in the thread? just quote tweet the first one with "thread" and be done with it. ok? good talk 1222 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026With all the rain, it's like wormageddon out there 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026By choosing to believe a lap from the end of my wing to the junction of two other wings is a quarter mile, I am choosing to believe I walked two miles. Uphill one way, downhill the other. Because Frankenbuilding. 100 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Looking at next week's schedule, I have an appointment on Tuesday and that's about it. Lots of rain in the forecast, which hinders outdoor adventuring. I'll come up with something... 100 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nice thing about working at the hospital? Don't even have to go anywhere to get my flu shot. Done and done. ✔️ 000 0
Reposted by 🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The woman carrying the baby and food in the Giants game clip that went viral has written the full story of her marriage and what happened in the stands that night. If you’ve commented or shared any of the clips you also need to read and share her story themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 15431134 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026New employee keeps crossing off telephone numbers to "update" them. It's a big hospital and most areas use multiple numbers, but knock yourself out. 🙄 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Stanley cup full of Monster. Refill halfway through the interview and bank the empty can off their wall into the trash (do not recycle). 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At work, freezing to death. I am going to have to bring back my portable space heater. I can't live like this! 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Maybe it's a spider. Maybe it's my own hair touching me. Either way, it's dead. 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Last year I discovered a local farmer who sells assorted colors and sizes of pumpkins at a 24 hour honor system stand, and it's taking all my willpower not to go there and drain my Venmo. Too early!static.klipy.comPumpkin PumpkinsAlt: Penguin witch with circling jack o'lanterns and the words "Happy Halloween." 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My mom was showering and there was a loud thump. My dad immediately went upstairs to check on her. And that's why I'm still single. The bar hasn't been matched. (She was fine, knocked something over.) 000 0
Reposted by 🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 10364116 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If your s.o. is leaning away from you in every picture, I'm assuming you're going to be single soon. Sorry about it 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If teenagers could stop making bad choices, that'd be great 001 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Having to work for a living is some bullshit. Why can't I get paid to sleep and cuddle my dog? 000 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So many people can't manage the most mundane human interactions when they don't involve screens 😳 000 0
Reposted by 🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185043407 0
🎃TheJenLars is a witch🐈⬛ @thejenlars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Trainee from a few weeks ago apparently thought she needed to call somebody because a patient was in the news. Yeah, that happens, weirdo. When the concerned party is "transported to a local hospital for treatment," where did you think that meant, exactly? And how is the news your concern? Goofy. 100 0