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5ally🎸

@theironsally.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Sally! Musician, Artist, sometimes Photographer, rarely sane. Amtrak's #1 Fan Tim Hortons' Biggest Shill The Spectrum cannot hold me. Sleep Paralysis fears those who Cannot Sleep.

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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
totino's pizza rolls hot ones flavoured pringles ice cold dr. pepper girl feast. a feast fit for a queen.
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blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i might be in trouble
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
watching breaking bad is great because i spent far too long seeing youtube shorts of scenes with zero context i get it now 10/10 television
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
im so glad i got my tv up and running again now i can be an insomniac in solid 768p
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026
Tanning: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/tanning-myth-vs-fact
MYTH: Tanning is bad for your skin.

FACT: Lizards lay in the sun all day, and they’ve never looked better.
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
in the car park straight huffing it and by it lets just say smoke. from multiple grills. my lungs hurt. i cannot breav send help (and an inhaler)
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i just paid $2 for a bottle of water. . . at the AIRPORT. i think they forgot a 0
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We Are Experiencing Technical Yifficulties @followmesetmefreetrustmeandwewillescapefromthe.city · 19/07/2026
fifa you got 4 years to write a more believable scripted final than this crack on lads
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this sucks what the fuck are we doing
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
huffing straight Dunlop Formula 65, Wildfire Smoke, and New Guitar String Smell is doing unholy things to me.
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
do you think they have sandwiches
SANDWICHES
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
HISTORY.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/06/2026
Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.
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Butterflies Katz ⓥ @butterflieskatz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
peak "i listen to everything" energy having a song about pegging followed by a song about someones head being a tomato and their heart being a strawberry followed by a song about cunnilingus, god i love my job
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
man wtf do you mean a 4 star beachside resort has the same power reliability as a 0 star middle of nowhere village
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
it smells the exact same 15 years later that is PEAK consistency
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
big fan of complaining about gas prices when im the only one in the group that doesnt drive
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Birds of a feather 🏳️‍⚧️ @robinyourgrave.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee
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We Are Experiencing Technical Yifficulties @followmesetmefreetrustmeandwewillescapefromthe.city · 07/04/2026
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i started taking melatonin so im restslopmaxxing now also tell me why the one night i finally go to sleep at a normal time i end up waking up at 5 in the fkin morning i want a refund
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
2 MINUTES.
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
restslop
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
sleep is overrated anyways
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blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
We all have a he/they we would murder for
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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We Are Experiencing Technical Yifficulties @followmesetmefreetrustmeandwewillescapefromthe.city · 25/02/2026
when did the 'squito meta change
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sat @fogs.land · 24/02/2026
i mean. i guess quashing kinks out of legality is an effective way to achieve queer elimination. stupid ass country
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/02/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
They’ll criminalize everything except being in a billionaire pedo ring.
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AshleyRoboto 🌻 @ashleyroboto.com · 22/02/2026
Brother I swear to god this website is insufferable sometimes lmao Y’all bitches are allergic to fun.
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
normalize wanting to be fully isolated from the world for 2-3 business days
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
retweet if single
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We Are Experiencing Technical Yifficulties @followmesetmefreetrustmeandwewillescapefromthe.city · 11/02/2026
listen i'm ready for the heat this'll get me but i've been watching a lot of streamers who play scrandle recently and honestly british food gets the hate that norwegian and swedish food deserves we ain't out here putting bananas on pizza you hate our food bc it's safe to hate it
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blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No true crime stream tonight. I just don’t have the heart to do that type of content right now, especially with the current state of the US/world. F*CK ICE, F*CK TRUMP, FREE PALESTINE
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Just met someone who didn't know what LOSS is. That conversation was NOT on my 2020's Bingo Card.
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
lungs ironed. holy shit. 10/10
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Perhaps the most politically important thing about Zohran Mamdani is that it seems like he really, really likes New York and New Yorkers.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/01/2026
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is the coolest fucking form of solidarity I have ever seen. Bravo.
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Stand up, fight back.
An illustration of an opossum holding a sign that says abolish ICE.
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
january.
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
call me tism the way i have an entire map of the nyc subway showing which lines i've been on in hopes that one day i will fill it out completely
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you're telling people to "remain peaceful" as people are being executed in the streets as they comply, FUCK YOU.
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We Are Experiencing Technical Yifficulties @followmesetmefreetrustmeandwewillescapefromthe.city · 24/01/2026
anyway i dont wanna defend t*ktok but im sick of people scanning privacy policies and tocs for scary sounding terms and then assuming that means theyre tracking that stuff about you instead of READING THE SURROUNDING CONTEXT
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We Are Experiencing Technical Yifficulties @followmesetmefreetrustmeandwewillescapefromthe.city · 18/01/2026
aight after a restart its still fucked so fuck nvidia for real im going all amd next
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
computer, show me nothing
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