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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An Ood, a Tivolian, and a Hath walk into a bar...
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
my purity tests are trans rights and not funding genocide, and yes you do have to pass them, sorry if this offends
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Triploi★ @triploi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A dictatorship of capital forces society to serve the economy A dictatorship of the proletariat forces the economy to serve society If you don't understand this crucial distinction, then your analysis of authoritarianism will always be wrong.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's so funny to me that Zelda fans are shocked that characters designed by a team of artists are actually supposed to look the way they look.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New Jhené and Kendrick just dropped???
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The Sickle and the Hammer @sovietpod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Since neo-N*zis just won an election in Germany, this is a good time to remember: fascism is capitalism in decay, imperialism turned inward. It’s not an “accident of history” Capitalists use fascism to protect themselves and crush the Left. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Tilly Norwood AI actor debate" is trending right now. There is no debate. The concept of an AI actor is fucking stupid.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if not supposed to put qtip in ear then why feel so good?
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Games that need remakes: Geist
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Okay, I'm not exactly upset about it, but who actually asked for it?
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Here I was, warming up to the idea of her as Mystique, and Marvel goes and makes her Rogue.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I wasn't fully on board with Inde Navarette as Mystique merely because of the age factor. Because if they introduce either Nightcrawler or Rogue (or both) early on, then Mystique should be older than them. But then it occurs to me... it doesn't fucking matter because she's a shapeshifter...
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Brian Long @girbeagly.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Someone please just do it already, holy shit.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So anyway, nerd ropes.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
when liberals see fascism they call it socialism and when they see socialism they shit their pants and cry
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
arachnophobia is so silly- just let them get married who cares ffs
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 07/07/2026
The goddamn nazi tattoo should have been disqualifying on its own.
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ummm capitalism IS a rigged system. It’s not “being rigged.” It’s not a bug. It’s the full on fkn feature.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
>parents split up >theyre not looking for clues
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Nick Lutsko making the Alex Jones indie folk song seven years ago to now working for the new Infowars is
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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joannes @playthroughline.com · 30/06/2026
A vicious cycle of four steps surrounding a black cat with a thousand-yard stare and a dapper little tie. The four endlessly cycling steps read:

-going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure it's you

-ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach

-your data is probably for sale online now

-that means someone could easily impersonate you
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General Guinan @madmaudlin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The entire internet
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rodneysnud.bsky.social @rodneysnud.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
MY SUPERVISOR: Can you explain why you were at lunch for 3 hours? ME: I will only answer baseball questions.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Two things are true today: 1. We need jungle. 2. I'm afraid.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
One thing I wish we could get back from old Overwatch is new heroes having their one or two gimmicks and that's it. Now, every new hero has to be the best damn hero ever.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The only reason banana guy even stood out in the crowd at the End It show is because no one else had any fucking color.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Why isn't there an SCP-1471 movie?
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Crony Capitalism is just Capitalism, that's how Capitalism works. You call it Crony Capitalism to support the fantasy that there's a magical "true" capitalism that doesn't murder and exploit people as a load bearing structural feature but Nope! This is it! This is the Capitalism!
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When someone says you're too cheesy and you know you're not, unfortunately, it's something you have to provolone.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 11/05/2026
A Knight’s Tale was released on this day 25 years ago ⚔️
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 01/05/2026
happy chungking express day 🍍
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AnEternalEnigma @aneternalenigma.com · 07/04/2026
Watching the NASA Twitch chat completely erupt in outrage when Epstein's BFF showed up on the stream was quite a moment
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Guy who voted for this: "I didn't vote for this!"
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
carl sagan with a speech bubble
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I hope the Artemis II crew listen to Pink Floyd when they get come upon the dark side of the moon.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 01/04/2026
April fools prank: we all become communist The ruling class would be like wtf 😳
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Madeline Sophia Luther 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇳🇴 @vinminen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Twitter thread: 
Quoted post: They're playing Buffy at the Lesbian bar. 
QT: They're cleaning teeth at the dental office.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Epic has done everything imaginable in order to try to save Fortnite except give Save the World the attention it deserves.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/03/2026
When Trump's casino in Atlantic city was on the verge of insolvency, his father bought millions chips that he never intended to gamble with, providing cash to float a bond payment. Trump has always had someone to bail him out of his problems, but not this time with the war in Iran.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The Great Saiyaman arc should have lasted longer.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Watching Politico get told they're sanewashing shit by the guy they're sanewashing is just excellent. Media cooked. Getting dunked on by the people they're protecting. We are in the post-dignity era of the press.
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Romanticizing struggle meals and selling them at restaurants is probably the most bourgeois thing I've ever seen.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/04/2025
"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie. This is a fact. No one will ever be able to refute it." - Lenin
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according to this, @astrowebs.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Clint? Jodi was right there.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails. it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.
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