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5ally🎸

@theironsally.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Sally! Musician, Artist, sometimes Photographer, rarely sane. Amtrak's #1 Fan Tim Hortons' Biggest Shill The Spectrum cannot hold me. Sleep Paralysis fears those who Cannot Sleep.

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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
proud of you
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i thought that said yaoi
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what if im a raging masochist
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
literally why i keep it around
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
totino's pizza rolls hot ones flavoured pringles ice cold dr. pepper girl feast. a feast fit for a queen.
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
why are they promising closures
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blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
update oh no
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i might be in trouble
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
watching breaking bad is great because i spent far too long seeing youtube shorts of scenes with zero context i get it now 10/10 television
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
im so glad i got my tv up and running again now i can be an insomniac in solid 768p
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we need to make that illegal under false advertising
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
did you mention anyone else no hippopotamus
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
disagree all you want you cannot solely blame the us for doing it thats hippopotamus
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
neither can google none of these are the same thing
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
southeastern is basically florida we dont claim them
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
pause rewind half speed double volume SOUR CREAM?
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"teacake" *looks inside* "no tea"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026
Tanning: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/tanning-myth-vs-fact
MYTH: Tanning is bad for your skin.

FACT: Lizards lay in the sun all day, and they’ve never looked better.
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
in the car park straight huffing it and by it lets just say smoke. from multiple grills. my lungs hurt. i cannot breav send help (and an inhaler)
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
thats that ice cream with the 3 flavours in one tub
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i just paid $2 for a bottle of water. . . at the AIRPORT. i think they forgot a 0
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
sounds dreadful sign me up
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
what is a bus
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We Are Experiencing Technical Yifficulties @followmesetmefreetrustmeandwewillescapefromthe.city · 19/07/2026
fifa you got 4 years to write a more believable scripted final than this crack on lads
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this sucks what the fuck are we doing
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
2028 - N/A 2029 - N/A 2030 - N/A
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
well im not a liar
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
skill issue
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
huffing straight Dunlop Formula 65, Wildfire Smoke, and New Guitar String Smell is doing unholy things to me.
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"no one" 🙂
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
doxxing your tree on main
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
do you think they have sandwiches
SANDWICHES
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
pwomise? 👉👈
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
skull issue
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
everything i've ever written
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
HISTORY.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/06/2026
Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.
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Butterflies Katz ⓥ @butterflieskatz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
:)
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
peak "i listen to everything" energy having a song about pegging followed by a song about someones head being a tomato and their heart being a strawberry followed by a song about cunnilingus, god i love my job
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
lmao get fucked
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
man wtf do you mean a 4 star beachside resort has the same power reliability as a 0 star middle of nowhere village
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
always
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
it smells the exact same 15 years later that is PEAK consistency
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
count youys days mf
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
big fan of complaining about gas prices when im the only one in the group that doesnt drive
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
what is a. . . . out. . side?
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
they gave you an extra gift free of charge
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5ally🎸 @theironsally.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
do it nerd
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