Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 8hI know the objectively right answer but curious to think what y'all think 010
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween)alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 9hwhats Dracula's sperm count like do you think 311616
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween)pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 8hSad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike. 8362371125
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 14hI think George Lucas is a weird lil freak but if he asked me to live in Antarctica eating bugs for three months I would leave my job and family to do it 000
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 14hDeveloping a theory I call the "George Lucas Quotient" to describe the ratio between my objective evaluation of someone as a person and how much I would do for them if they asked me personally. 100
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I think throwing shoes at George W Bush should have become a cultural phenomenon. A mass movement. At the very least one of those dangerous tiktok trends like subway surfing or trying to run as far as you can into scientology headquarters 010
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Omg do not look at your phone and slow to a stop in the middle of a revolving door 010
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You don't see dalmatians anymore.. We have to assume that Cruella DeVille was successful 020
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween)Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 21208303
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Arnold taking off his helmet on Pluto in the Magic School Bus planets episode 040
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Describing to Stilgar and his fremen sietch the concept of abusing the Coca-Cola Freestyle machine until you have to pee three times during a two hour movie 110
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going through my mom's closets (she passed away recently) and found a horde of these boxes of anti-anthrax tablets from the 2001 anthrax scare 020
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am all in for Palestine but my buddy is now pumping Macklemore and Ms Rachel at the pub he bartends at 150
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Damn Ice-T absolutely captured that vibe in the film 010
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Neal Stephenson in 1992 thinking "In the future some assholes are gonna walk around covered in wearable AR recording equipment, I gotta invent a slur for them" and then writing "Gargoyles" into Snow Crash 120
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I've found any subculture that welcomes furries tends to be kind and open minded. This is why the overlook hotel 020
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Alright this is a phenomenal bit @cheekface.bsky.social 020
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Laptop magnets they're like fridge magnets but for your laptop 020
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Aspiring to a Mitch McConnell-style software engineering job (show up to work once every three months zonked off my gourd to prove I'm alive) 020
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 17/09/2026But the turtle scene in The Troop by Nick Cutter, also I remember being on a dorm toilet unable to bring myself to turn the page of The Shining. 020
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Something is Killing the Children managed to pull off a jump scare in a print medium 020
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Regrettably "Thrift Shop" is the new "La Marseillaise" 031
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If you believe in yourself, strollers are basically large format tech decks with babies in them 000
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 10/09/2026PSA that if your crew shows up at hibachi and it's none of your birthdays it throws a huge wrench in the works. There were like three bits that had the guy bringing up the birthday person. At one point he started singing happy birthday and just committed to it with "happy birthday to NOBODY" 040
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween)NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller Monday, September 07,1953 3877201117
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 06/09/2026*believes he will raise his kid to have the right relationship with screen time* *calls shitting without your phone a "90s poop"* 080
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween)Charlatanposting @questionposting.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Most versions of Superman: “Be kind. Do good for others. Show compassion.” Golden Age Superman: 07620
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I will not hear any slander of James Patterson, inventor of the BookShot™ (a work of fiction intermediate in length and complexity between a short story and a novel) 000
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We need to put John Waters (Born April 22, 1946) under 24-hour observation until another celebrity dies 060
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Remembering when Dolly Parton tailored her choir robe 080
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When not online dudes start talking about alphas and betas and you have to spend your whole willpower not shoehorning something in about omegas 020
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 24/08/2026*explaining the en passant* If an enemy pawn crosses through your pawn's attack range at a sprint, you have the option to perform an attack of opportunity. 020
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I lived it: my gastroenterologist told me to go off dairy entirely for a month and then acted annoyed when I was dramatic about it!! 010
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Nature was warning us to avoid california 051
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The dude at Instagram who decided posts couldn't link to other sites must have done at least as much damage to American brains as, say, the inventor of leaded gasoline 050
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I don't level this criticism lightly but The Odyssey is literally unwatchable 010
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Look I'm glad they didn't but just from a career perspective Aerosmith would be doing so much better if they had pivoted alt-right 020
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The only "maxxing" I do happens between "chilling out" and "relaxing all cool" 042
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Walked in my parents watching this after bedtime when I was three and it took me like sixteen years, when I stumbled upon it again, to realize it wasn't a horrible dream that burned into my brain but was instead a movie from the 80s 010
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It's so funny that Mitch McConnell is spending his last remaining months beset at all times by paparazzi waiting to catch the moment when It Happens. Dude is being stalked by chain smoking ravens. 1202
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween)NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955 273109625
Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This kid's probably in the workforce now 000
