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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️

@theia.gay
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Trans lesbian game programmer, classically trained computer scientist. She/Her | 36 | Bay Area 🔞 MDNI

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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 30/09/2026
This is how your email finds me btw
Theia in a lavender dress, purple hair and red glasses.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 30/09/2026
This is how your email finds me btw
Theia in a lavender dress, purple hair and red glasses.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 30/09/2026
fuck it hit the DMT pen in standup
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 20/09/2026
*consensually rotates the cube in your mind*
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 17/09/2026
Whoever coined the term agentic needs to be shot
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 16/09/2026
Any amount of crunch has always been and will always been a production management failure.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 16/09/2026
It'd be cool if we stopped letting game studios be run by psychopaths.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 15/09/2026
It's a bit of a belated 2nd tranniversary post but the last 2.1667 years have been filled with more joy and friendship than I could have ever thought possible. Also what estrogen does to my body is fucking awesome.
Theia in a black mesh bodycon dress with a strappy black bodysuit underneath. She is wearing cat ears and 8 inch heels.
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SPOOKY ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
You go back in time and move a chair in 2011 and we have SuperSeinfeldlock dedicated blogs on tumblr
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 14/09/2026
I like to imagine the standup set bits in front of the brick wall are just a mind palace Jerry uses to process emotions.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 10/09/2026
It's cool watching ever piece of software I use get buggier and buggier as more slop code gets shoveled in faster and faster.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 10/09/2026
What the fuck?
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 10/09/2026
google engineers are such dorks for not letting you log fucking as exercise
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 09/09/2026
That's not snitching, that's community safety.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 05/09/2026
The thing about breasting boobily is that it's actually really fun.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 30/08/2026
*gestures at the Silmarils* Fëanor built these in a cave! With a box of scraps!
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 26/08/2026
2026 STOP IT
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19/08/2026
I've been trying to be nice but the person at LinkedIn who thinks of new kinds of notifications should be killed
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 08/08/2026
I need lasik cause I don't think my ADHD is compatible with glasses
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 04/08/2026
The process of becoming a senior/staff/principal engineer is just witnessing new terrors and aberrations appear before you and finding diplomatic ways to disperse them.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 04/08/2026
We've had "don't roll your own crypto" as a general rule in software dev for a while now but based on recent observations in the work force it's now necessary to add a corollary of "DEFINITELY don't let Claude roll your own crypto" 🤡
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
just one more layoff bro. i promise pro just one more layoff and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more layoff. please just one more. one more layoff and we can fix this whole problem bro
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 04/07/2026
*bother
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 04/07/2026
No one would both building LLMs if they understood how resourceful the average lesbian group chat is.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 01/07/2026
*reminiscing in flash*
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 01/07/2026
My therapist had the most brutal burn on AI after I spent 10 minutes venting about how much is being spent on tokens. "Tokens? What is this Chuck E. Cheese?"
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Rusty Staples @cpnfurious.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
While Scott Wiener is busy making the entire weekend All About Him, the media is helping him drown out TWO incidents of police violence against trans people in SF
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Danielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
it would benefit all of us to unionize because literally none of us have job security in this industry. you can work at a company for 10+ years and they will stay lay you off like you’re nothing. it shouldn’t be like this
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 12/06/2026
unfortunately the interest is paid in mold
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 12/06/2026
Today I found toast in the toaster that I forgot I made 3 days ago
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 15/03/2026
WACHOWSKI SISTERS: In our movie we invented the Matrix as a cautionary tale. TECH COMPANY: At long last, we have created the Matrix from classic sci-fi movie Don't Create The Matrix.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 08/06/2026
this copy is just a tgirl dating profile
Hi there.
I'm leak proof.
I'm insulated.
And I have a
built-in straw.

I know. Where have I been all your life?

24 oz. (710 mL)
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 08/06/2026
Happy Pride! 🏳️‍⚧️⛵
Theia posing on a catamaran hull in a black string bikini
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
That's called art, you stupid cunts.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 05/06/2026
every day is a day it could happen
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 29/05/2026
Ah yes, the hackathon, one of the more miserable rituals our species endures.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 28/05/2026
Returning to professional software dev for the first time in a couple of years and the rollout of LLM code reviews has got to be one of the more infuriating developments in my absence.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 26/05/2026
powerpoint slides are increasingly stuffed full of text too
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 22/05/2026
We still had vibe coding before AI it just involved getting cross-faded and listening to psytrance
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 11/04/2026
Watching so many fellow devs line up to slob on Claude's knob has me willing to die having never used it out of spite.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 31/03/2026
🩻
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 28/03/2026
This worked shockingly well on Firefox Android
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 28/03/2026
Find a girl that looks at you the way I look at this IBM designed color-blind safe color palette. www.color-hex.com/color-palett...
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Color-Blind Safe by IBM Design Library Color Palette
Color-Blind Safe by IBM Design Library color palette created by robpratt that consists #ffb000,#fe6100,#dc267f,#785ef0,#648fff colors.
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 26/03/2026
Yes, absolutely
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 26/03/2026
Do you know the muffin man who lives on Drury lane? Well she's the muffin ma'am now.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 14/03/2026
Just added my GF as a collaborator on a private repo so I guess you could say we're pretty serious.
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Christie 🖤 @ndchristie.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Give a man a game and he'll have fun for a day. Teach a man to make games and she'll never have fun again
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Theia 🌕🏳️‍⚧️ @theia.gay · 13/03/2026
Sex is great but have you ever had a girl complement your code editor color scheme before?
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