Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“You may find yourself Living in a pancake stack. And you may find yourself In another part of the world And you may find yourself Behind a wheel of a large parmagiano. And you may find yourself in a beautiful cake A big chocolate cake And you may ask yourself "Well... how did I get here?" 494
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Dude, you’re 65 years old and you’re dying your goatee and hair. Unless you’re an unemployed magician, you ain’t fooling anyone. 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Trump is so fucking stupid he’s going to wind up releasing all of the Epstein files in an attempt to distract from the Epstein files. 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 30/06/2026BREAKING: There is growing concern in the Republican Party that Senator Mitch McConnell may not be back from the taxidermist before the next session resumes. 040
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Clearly every school in America needs a taxpayer funded ballroom/bunker to protect students from armed gunmen. Either that or Americans can tell Trump he can just suck it the fuck up and wear a Kevlar Dora the Explorer backpack to work. 031
Reposted by HounddogHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/05/2026James Comey has been keeping busy waiting for his upcoming trial. 579133334535
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Attention all news media: A news conference updating the condition of Rudy Giuliani will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, 7339 State road, Philadelphia, PA tomorrow at 8:00am. All media personnel are required to proceed through security screening at the dildo shop across the parking lot 030
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 26/04/2026“Hillary wants to abolish - essentially abolish - the Second Amendment. By the way, and if she ..If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people - maybe there is. I don't know”~ Donald Trump Here’s hoping you reap the fucking whirlwind, asshole. 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 25/02/2026How bad was Donald McFondled’s SOTU Festivus speech? I couldn’t watch. I didn’t feel like risking getting E. Coli from a tv broadcast. 033
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 24/01/2026BREAKING: Greg Bovino’s team have put an air tag on him in case radical leftists abduct him. They’re worried folks, keep up the protests! 141
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Republicans talking about how little money you need to eat when they should be talking about how little billionaires are being taxed. 141
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Me~ “that damned cat sprayed the cover on the Blackstone, right in front of me too!” Wife~ “Woah! That’s rude!” Me~ “Don’t worry, I pee-washed it off” Wife~media.tenor.coma woman wearing a pink jacket and a necklace is talking into a microphone and says ugh .ALT: a woman wearing a pink jacket and a necklace is talking into a microphone and says ugh . 000
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Wife~ “I think I have a cold” Me~ “Dear God, is it a man cold?!!” Wife~ “No I think it’s just a regular cold” Me~media.tenor.coma man in a suit holds his hand to his chest while standing next to a carALT: a man in a suit holds his hand to his chest while standing next to a car 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Donald Trump will initiate “military incursions” into Venezuela to distract from the Epstein shitstorm. 020
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 13/11/2025BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson says House will vote next week on whether to release Epstein files, right after the first annual DOJ Bonfire. 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Imagine a world where, on day 15 of a government shutdown, everyone in congress would lose 2% of their pensions per day, and if it went a full month, they would start PAYING the federal government 2% of their pensions every day? Either shit would get figured out or people would resign. 231
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 28/10/2025The people who said the COVID lockdowns were adversely affecting children seem quite indifferent to canceling the SNAP benefits that gives them the nutrition they need to learn in school 041
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Trump’s going to make Sham Blondie find a reason to indict George Soros isn’t he? 000
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 19/10/2025When you’re MAGA, you’re expected to pray every by exposing your donut to the south, Mar a Lago to be specific. 001
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 11/10/2025@nothoodlum.bsky.social Hoodie you’re in the big leagues bro! Almost a quarter million followers! Don’t forget your old Hounddog when you’re rich and famous! 😊 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Charlie Kirk is dead but lo and behold, Jimmy Kimmel was canceled and has arisen three business days later. 🤔 030
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Me when I saw all the “Kirk dead” headlines and found out it wasn’t Shatner. 020
Reposted by HounddogDr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Q: Does Putin know the contents of the Epstein Files? A: Yes. Q: Does this give him profound leverage over Trump? A. Yes. Absolute leverage. Q: How do we neutralize Putin's advantage? A: Release the entire Epstein files. Now. 321371439
Reposted by HounddogAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2025So they haven’t caught the guy and you don’t have a ton of leads? Maybe sending all your federal law enforcement agents to help ICE and dismantling the JTTF and firing the head FBI field office for political reasons wasn’t the best idea. 756172204251
Reposted by HounddogRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Elizabeth Warren on people who say that the Dems need to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he has posted and every ugly word." 511472455
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I’m struggling with so many emotions tonight. Indifference…disinterest…apathy…aloofness…. 110
Reposted by HounddogBarbara McCarren @bmcc724.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Reminder that no one called for flags to be flown at half mast after the assassinations of Melissa and Mark Hortman, their dog & two other political targets by a right wing nutjob. Also that today's victim felt your loved ones were expendable to preserve his 2nd Amendment rights Image 17769320
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The important thing to remember here is that “thoughts and prayers” should be enough. If you’re one of those people who seeks biblical answers for everything, I’d suggest reading Matthew 26:52. Now let’s just move on… 010
Reposted by HounddogMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Judging by the shamefully opportunistic & politicizing rhetoric of some rightwingers on Twitter, & their cynical use of Charlie Kirk’s horrific murder for political point scoring, it’s almost as if Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman wasn’t murdered by a Trump-voting MAGA maniac just 12 weeks ago. 290108113004
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 10/09/2025RFK Jr and Trump~ “You are smart to let your immune system handle viruses and diseases instead of relying on vaccines, now come to our rallies, and bring your wallets!” MAGA~ 020
