Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I just started turning wood almost exactly one year ago. It’s the first real hobby I’ve ever had, to be honest. Spent all my younger years working around the yard, improvements in the house, being a dad, etc. now the kids are all grown up and I have more time and money to do this stuff. 110
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Made my niece a yarn bowl. I used reclaimed oak from an old pallet in the middle and on top. I thought it was all spalted but when I was turning it in the lathe I noticed the pieces in the middle were actually water stained. The top piece is spalted and they came from the same pallet. Oh well. 3100
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So there’s a sexually transmitted explosive diarrhea going around. Scientists have traced it to a lab in Greece. 020
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Perhaps a verse from another TH classic would be appropriate too.. “I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire” 020
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 13/08/2026static.klipy.comKara Danvers' Happy Fist BumpALT: Kara Danvers' Happy Fist Bump 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“You may find yourself Living in a pancake stack. And you may find yourself In another part of the world And you may find yourself Behind a wheel of a large parmagiano. And you may find yourself in a beautiful cake A big chocolate cake And you may ask yourself "Well... how did I get here?" 494
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Dude, you’re 65 years old and you’re dying your goatee and hair. Unless you’re an unemployed magician, you ain’t fooling anyone. 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Same reason as me, I’m hoping he won’t actually show up alive. 121
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Trump is so fucking stupid he’s going to wind up releasing all of the Epstein files in an attempt to distract from the Epstein files. 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Democrats~ “Hey did you remember to rig the election?” Other Democrats~ “No I thought you were going to rig the elections!?” These are the people that Trump says outwitted him in 2020. If you believe that shit. 000
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 30/06/2026BREAKING: There is growing concern in the Republican Party that Senator Mitch McConnell may not be back from the taxidermist before the next session resumes. 040
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Clearly every school in America needs a taxpayer funded ballroom/bunker to protect students from armed gunmen. Either that or Americans can tell Trump he can just suck it the fuck up and wear a Kevlar Dora the Explorer backpack to work. 031
Reposted by HounddogHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/05/2026James Comey has been keeping busy waiting for his upcoming trial. 579133294532
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Attention all news media: A news conference updating the condition of Rudy Giuliani will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, 7339 State road, Philadelphia, PA tomorrow at 8:00am. All media personnel are required to proceed through security screening at the dildo shop across the parking lot 030
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 26/04/2026“Hillary wants to abolish - essentially abolish - the Second Amendment. By the way, and if she ..If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people - maybe there is. I don't know”~ Donald Trump Here’s hoping you reap the fucking whirlwind, asshole. 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I’ll tell you what this is: Motherfucker staged another active shooter event just to get out of being picked on at the WH Correspondents Dinner. He’s so fucking fragile he’d fake ANOTHER assassination attempt just so he wouldn’t be humiliated. 120
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 26/04/2026media.tenor.coma man with curly hair and a beard wears a brown jacketALT: a man with curly hair and a beard wears a brown jacket 020
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 18/04/2026People who lose their pet ferrets in the walls.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is smiling while looking at the camera .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while looking at the camera . 000
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 25/02/2026How bad was Donald McFondled’s SOTU Festivus speech? I couldn’t watch. I didn’t feel like risking getting E. Coli from a tv broadcast. 033
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 24/01/2026BREAKING: Greg Bovino’s team have put an air tag on him in case radical leftists abduct him. They’re worried folks, keep up the protests! 141
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Sham Blondie’s only legacy will be her subservient stint as a pedophile’s puppet AG. 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Imagine telling Americans you can eat a meal for $3 while you’re shitting on a gold plated toilet? And MAGA thinks he “gets” them! 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Republicans talking about how little money you need to eat when they should be talking about how little billionaires are being taxed. 141
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Me~ “that damned cat sprayed the cover on the Blackstone, right in front of me too!” Wife~ “Woah! That’s rude!” Me~ “Don’t worry, I pee-washed it off” Wife~media.tenor.coma woman wearing a pink jacket and a necklace is talking into a microphone and says ugh .ALT: a woman wearing a pink jacket and a necklace is talking into a microphone and says ugh . 000
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Yup. There’s a word for an adult having sex with a fifteen year old. “Rape” 000
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Wife~ “I think I have a cold” Me~ “Dear God, is it a man cold?!!” Wife~ “No I think it’s just a regular cold” Me~media.tenor.coma man in a suit holds his hand to his chest while standing next to a carALT: a man in a suit holds his hand to his chest while standing next to a car 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Donald Trump will initiate “military incursions” into Venezuela to distract from the Epstein shitstorm. 020
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 13/11/2025BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson says House will vote next week on whether to release Epstein files, right after the first annual DOJ Bonfire. 010
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 08/11/2025We lost Beatrice last month. Wife, family and Pookie are all well. My daughter is engaged ! ❤️❤️ 110
Hounddog @thehounddog71.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Imagine a world where, on day 15 of a government shutdown, everyone in congress would lose 2% of their pensions per day, and if it went a full month, they would start PAYING the federal government 2% of their pensions every day? Either shit would get figured out or people would resign. 231
