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Still pretending to be stupid.

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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know SB has moved past it but just imagine Elvis saying “Baja Blast”
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m from Georgia and grew up hearing it
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like as a fanbase we have a miserable success rate on this. Way too many confused looks. Auburn fans would come out of a coma to return a war eagle, we’ve got to improve
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“pants first, THEN shoes” level stupid, incredible even under the typical farm animal standard of white nationalists
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
aaaaaaaand!
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Llama escape day. Pure joy.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinking about Colleen Slemmer and her family on a truly horrifying night
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone telling me to put socks on my socks can get the hell out of here
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a dolphins fan I take this very personally
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Important bulletin from Sanford Stadium: they recognized the longtime UGA golf coach during a tv timeout and it was the loudest ovation I’ve ever seen a tribute get here
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Herbstreit just yammering
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bullseye from orbit
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“There was no attorney client relationship because I only offered advice as his friend, and I am now telling you all—again, as his very good friend—that he was a total dipshit about it in spectacular fashion.”
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s crazy how well the top 7 maps onto adjusted set conversion rate, attacking and defending. Handling set restarts really defined success this season. And the Cowboys are also present.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Phins up. I have loved advanced stats in baseball and college football for years. Being a relatively new fan who backs the Dolphins, this was an incredible read. All the stuff I’ve suspected, confirmed! Great shit!
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
From the moment he showed up and ran out right of his own shoe in his very first game, I have loved rooting for Nick Chubb. One of the players who made me feel truly lucky to be a Georgia fan. Exceptional person, special player. Go Dawgs.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He might be my favorite Dawg of all time. He embodies everything I want our school to be known for.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There’s fun sweat and then there’s unfun sweat
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
August is awful. Whole month’s forecast is just “you’ll feel like you’re in something’s mouth”
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Others have suggested the hits. Legend of Boggy Creek 2 is another great one
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
YO
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
True. Also: exact same thought, but Chris Farley.
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
lmfao bsky.app/profile/ding...
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Eerie how often she does that isn’t it
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Of course… imagining eternal imprisonment in a pointless mimicry of bad taste is a perfect eulogy for a parasite who devoted his entire life to burrowing in as closely as possible to other, grander characters. Truly you have conjured a wonderful hell here Sean
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ghastly
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
How bout em
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Beautiful Handsome
Alt: Catherine Zeta Jones in The Mask of Zorro, looking greater than anyone ever has
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 24/07/2026
He did it
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A date with Noel must be like hypothermia. You’re so confused that you never realize you’re doomed.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is absolutely crazy and I have no idea what to make of it
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Rugby League World Cup is this fall, also in Australia, although from what I understand you tend to have plans during the fall
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
thank you for keeping me up to date on the fact people i don’t know on twitter hate what everyone else seems to agree is a great movie. it’s important to stay informed on this and everything else they don’t like
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“They’re calling insane hogs?”
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So France has these two guys. One of them is preposterously good, a Ballon d’Or winner, a transcendent and miraculous talent. And the other one is Mbappé.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That’s incredible
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I mean this is the precise argument for why college football is more entertaining than the NFL right
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is **exactly** why college football has always been more entertaining than the NFL
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
You have to play an active role in your child’s education.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Taught myself to do braids. I’m not bad.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 17/06/2026
Luposlipaphobia: The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
Luposlipaphobia: The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Having that much money and access and still looking to bet on a fixed match betrays a sickness so much deeper and darker than any sort of gambling addiction, shit
UFC announcer Daniel Cormier is wrapped up in a bizarre controversy at the moment. Right before the match, he posted screenshots to X that were purportedly DMs he had received from Eric Trump, asking if the fights were fixed and who he should bet on. Cormier deleted the post and claimed he was hacked, saying, "I got hacked or something, who believes stuff like this?" But his account did post them, the
replies still exist. And Trump posted and deleted a claim that the messages were Al.
Here are screenshots of the whole saga if you care.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Also, World Cup of Darts this weekend. Real ones know.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So, at least for today, we’re in the midst of • World Cup • NBA Finals • Stanley Cup Finals • 24 Hours of Le Mans • Men’s College World Series Y’all that’s crazy
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Things went south once it paid a single bird $160 million
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
But it’s pretty cool that Lincoln is largely responsible for this, via the Gettysburg Address. Seems pretty clear why, at that particular moment, he’d choose to set the Declaration as the actual founding document for the country.
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