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Still pretending to be stupid.

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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“pants first, THEN shoes” level stupid, incredible even under the typical farm animal standard of white nationalists
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinking about Colleen Slemmer and her family on a truly horrifying night
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Important bulletin from Sanford Stadium: they recognized the longtime UGA golf coach during a tv timeout and it was the loudest ovation I’ve ever seen a tribute get here
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Herbstreit just yammering
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
From the moment he showed up and ran out right of his own shoe in his very first game, I have loved rooting for Nick Chubb. One of the players who made me feel truly lucky to be a Georgia fan. Exceptional person, special player. Go Dawgs.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
August is awful. Whole month’s forecast is just “you’ll feel like you’re in something’s mouth”
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
True. Also: exact same thought, but Chris Farley.
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
lmfao bsky.app/profile/ding...
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ghastly
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 24/07/2026
He did it
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A date with Noel must be like hypothermia. You’re so confused that you never realize you’re doomed.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
thank you for keeping me up to date on the fact people i don’t know on twitter hate what everyone else seems to agree is a great movie. it’s important to stay informed on this and everything else they don’t like
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So France has these two guys. One of them is preposterously good, a Ballon d’Or winner, a transcendent and miraculous talent. And the other one is Mbappé.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is **exactly** why college football has always been more entertaining than the NFL
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Taught myself to do braids. I’m not bad.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 17/06/2026
Luposlipaphobia: The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
Luposlipaphobia: The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Having that much money and access and still looking to bet on a fixed match betrays a sickness so much deeper and darker than any sort of gambling addiction, shit
UFC announcer Daniel Cormier is wrapped up in a bizarre controversy at the moment. Right before the match, he posted screenshots to X that were purportedly DMs he had received from Eric Trump, asking if the fights were fixed and who he should bet on. Cormier deleted the post and claimed he was hacked, saying, "I got hacked or something, who believes stuff like this?" But his account did post them, the
replies still exist. And Trump posted and deleted a claim that the messages were Al.
Here are screenshots of the whole saga if you care.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So, at least for today, we’re in the midst of • World Cup • NBA Finals • Stanley Cup Finals • 24 Hours of Le Mans • Men’s College World Series Y’all that’s crazy
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
But it’s pretty cool that Lincoln is largely responsible for this, via the Gettysburg Address. Seems pretty clear why, at that particular moment, he’d choose to set the Declaration as the actual founding document for the country.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Speaking as a person raising a toddler and therefore watching Pixar movies constantly: this take is wild to the point of being insane
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80s - Big Trouble in Little China 90s - The Mask of Zorro 00s - Michael Clayton 10s - Cave of Forgotten Dreams 20s - Dune
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Fine. Sure. Whatever. I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=tFJ...
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ok y’all can keep playing your little game if you like but this is bullshit
A result from the 82-0 game with Gary Payton, LeBron James, Larry Bird, Bob McAdoo, & Alonzo Mourning that somehow loses 10 games. Utter nonsense.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Morning
A westward facing beach at dawn
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Lee, having truly paid what was due, awaits his Blue Moon no longer
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Extremely sorry to say that my heart was utterly pulverized by, of all things, a Google ad (from Australia!)… but good God, just watch it youtu.be/pTsd1bvd-HQ?...
youtu.be
Helping you help them - Aussie Rules
YouTube video by Google Australia
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Secretariat
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hatin’ Ass Spurrier
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Moral Kombat: Annihilation (1997) kills Johnny Cash in its first five minutes, and a nation of fifth graders were aghast
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
What quote from a movie can you hear perfectly inside your head?
static.klipy.com
Kurt Russell as Jack Burton: If We're Not Back By Dawn
Alt: Kurt Russell as Jack Burton: If We're Not Back By Dawn, Call the President
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
UPDATE: in a stunning upset, reports are that it was in fact Tune Inn
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
DC folks: this is a layup isn’t it
Three former DC residents guessing where failson antisemites go to throw drunken tantrums in front of reporters and all saying “Bullfeathers” at exactly the same time
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Related this “definitive millennial song” Bluesky nonsense to my wife and she nailed the correct answer without hesitation: “got a wig for his wig, got a brain for a heart” youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA?...
youtu.be
George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The millennial song thing is great but choosing one is folly. Unless it’s “Get Low,” which is the correct choice
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The rule remains: Always Go See Maserati
40 Watt marquee showing Kindercore show featuring Maserati, Insomniac, & SheHeHe
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Boston you just lost to claymation Joel Embiid. Embarrassing.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
$20 a month (plus fees) in honor of Nakobe Dean, arguably the perfect football player. 20 = his number 17 + 3 yds Michigan lost in the 2021 Orange Bowl when he Nightcrawler’d across the field & into Blake Corum’s hip pocket @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Page confirming $20 monthly donation to New American Pathways in Georgia
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Today is technically my personal best but March 4 is still the spiritual peak (and source of immense pain) www.maptap.gg April 21 97🔥 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 98🎯 Final score: 991
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
In Jim Thompson’s novel Pop. 1280, a loathsome character whose villainous plans continuously work out without any actual consequences for him concludes that he must be Jesus Christ because if he isn’t, based on his choices & experiences, the world would be devoid of meaning. Anyway! Have a great day
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Always, always this
“How Strange the Silence” by The Devil and the Almighty Blues at 4:34
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This site teems with supremely half assed misinterpretations of Scorsese
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’ve always been annoyed at the cachet afforded to OLC because it’s so often been nothing more than a laundry for executive power grabs. Naturally the current one doesn’t even pretend otherwise
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It’s the grink. I love so many, but it’s the grink.
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?to the person who made their laser tag name Cool Sex
Falcon please return to the front so we can give you a real
gun[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: is that goodme: (drunkenly throwing my arm around yodas neck) yknow you--your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil green bastard
yoda: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to drive i am,
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’ve lived here for 15 years and I’m still a Braves fan y’all can kiss my ass
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If his next endorsement deal isn’t with Waymo then I guess no one is even trying anymore
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It is my own particular curse that two of my favorite movies of all time (L.A. Confidential and Margin Call) are ensemble masterpieces with insane casts where Kevin fucking Spacey manages to deliver the standout performance. God damn it.
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This so fucked up and devious: ICE sends letters to legal immigrants saying to come to optional check in appointments, reaffirms that it’s optional to do so, then claims the “missed appointments” indicate that the immigrants are flight risks
The first time Rodriguez had any contact with ICE was Jan. 8, when she received a G-56 letter requesting that she come to the office for "processing and additional information" on Jan. 26. The letter also stated that she would be issued a Notice to Appear (NTA), an official charging document initiating an immigration court case. "Come in so you can help ensure the best outcome for your case," the letter read. Coxander said this language is common across these types of letters."So ICE sends out these letters to citizens who've never had any contact with [them]," he said. "The letters just say, like,
'Hey, please come by the ICE office."
"They're invitations," he emphasized.
"They don't say they're required. They say, 'Come in so we can help ensure the best outcome for your case. They cite no legal requirement to come. And that's because, for a lot of people, they have no connection to ICE, this isn't connected with an application with USCIS - or at least it doesn't say anything like that."Mundy double-checked if Rodriguez needed to show up, and the duty officer said no. Another agent took a look at the case, then they took her letter and gave her a check-in sheet stating that Rodriguez should return on March 17, when everything would be resolved."Trying to follow the rules'
Early on March 4, when she was stopped in her car, Rodriguez said she was shown an NTA rather than an arrest warrant.
Mundy showed up to the ICE office that morning around 8:15 a.m. He said the Supervisory Detention and Deportation
Officer (SDDO) told him Rodríguez's arrest was justified because she was considered a flight risk for missing two meetings.
The SDDO also said that Rodriguez hadn't shown up in the system because she hadn't had a previous interaction with ICE.
"She's being told, 'We're holding it against you that you didn't do this thing we told you you didn't have to do," said Coxander, emphasizing that she didn't show up to the first date because the ice storm closed the office and didn't show up to the second because ICE told her not to. "They're saying, 'Hey, you didn't show up to this invitation letter, so you're a full flight risk.""
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I am not saying “Markwayne” I refuse
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
…I don’t want to talk about it www.maptap.gg March 4 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 86🎓 Final score: 958
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D @thehellyousay.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Gearing up for an 18 USC 241 prosecution with roughly 10000 defendants
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