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Ollie Crafoord

@olrun.bsky.social
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a chaotic neutral history nerd, artist, and qualified charlatan born in the 1900s, in stockholm, sweden 🔗 linktr.ee/heyollie ☕ ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord

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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 2m
oh boy, do i want the alarm clock that has wheels and scurries away from me as i struggle to chase it down, me tangled in a blanket and screaming, or do i just want to attempt to shoot a target as soon as i open my groggy eyes to turn off the shrill shrieking of morning? i would rather die
a gun alarm clock?the alarm clock with wheels
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 59m
"be the bigger person" wrong it’s time for CURSE TABLETS AGAINST YOUR ENEMIES ☝🏻😌 #curse #ancient
A curse tablet that says ”crush, kill Fistus the senator, may Fistus dilute, languish, sink and may all his limbs dissolve”A curse tablet that reads ”Destroy, crush, kill, strangle Porcello and wife Maurilla. Their soul, heart, buttocks, liver..."
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 7h
Blueskyers, give me your chonksters, your cattos, your loafs yearning to be croissants, for I wish to doodle. #cats #art #doodle #request
Doodles of cats on a page in a sketchbook
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 13h
The Great Male Renunciation ruined men forever
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 20h
PSA PSA PSA: He slumbers ✨
A photo of a sleeping beige cat 😌
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trial and error would be great names for twins
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate when authorities use ”but this will ruin their future” when referring to rapists. The military doctor that I saw after my SA said that reporting my rapists would ruin their futures and I was too afraid to say anything back but what I think now is ”who gives a shit” 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
L U N C H D A G S
It is a cuba cola
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would any of you lovely people like to suggest a song for my new playlist ’Divorced Dad Music: She took the kids Edition’? 🥹 #playlist #music #spotify
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🎀 ✨Divorced Dad Music✨ 🎀
’She took the kids’ Edition
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is my son on his chair on the patio. He refuses to come inside.
A beige and white cat on a chair that is covered with a reindeer fur
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My second assignment in metalworking is to create a jewellery that protects you, but I overdid it(?) because I was like 'I AM GOING TO MAKE A GORGET'—maybe I'll add pearls to it to make it more 'jewellery'? We had to make a poster that explains why I chose what I did and I made this? 🥴
A poster, crudely made, with stills from Dracula: A Love Tale where Dracula is biting a woman's neck, and a still from Fallout where Thaddeus gets an arrow through the neck, a large NO symbol placed over the stills, and the text 'Gorgets: protect your neck from surprises!' with three images of gorgets at the bottom
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was told this is an autumn game, and now it's autumn
screenshot from steam showing the download progress of the game disco elysium - 4%
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm going to be exceptionally poor already for the month of October so if you'd be willing to sponsor my lifestyle of barely eating but feeding my cat every three hours, I will love you forever lmaoo ✨💚
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I did a little 15x15cm acrylic painting! I've called it 'I got this chair at the flea market' - I'm assuming he paid in real fleas? Here's my Ko-fi, there's more there: ko-fi.com/i/IQ7O727P2K6 #art #cat #petart #cigarettes
A tiny painting of a grey cat sitting on a puffy turquoise chair, his elbow on a formica table, a cigarette in his mouth
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The saltier the liquorice, the better the liquorice ☝️😌
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to open my door for the FRISK LUFT but the spiders keep scurrying in. What the fuck
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An update, an update on my first main assignment in metal class. Today I'm researching for my second main assignment at home, but I thought I'd share! #art #metal #brass #metalworking
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Circle-form monstrosity achieved!
Ollie published a post on Ko-fi
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got the Fallen Eros Corset (plus size) from #LaceMade and I found this dress for 60 kronor secondhand and I think this works out okay?
Pale woman with long-ish dark hair, blue dress, a satin beige corset with floral-style pattern, standing in front of a wall with paintings covering it, and a cupboard behind, on which stands a candle stick and two glass candy dishes, empty - unfortunately!
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What!
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today is brought to you by Worm of Apathy™️!
Whiteboard doodle of a worm with a question mark above its head next to the words Worm of Apathy
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I woke up at 3:12 this morning and this was me at 06:05 ready to not be awake already 😂
Selfie of a woman with long brown hair, rusty red coloured shirt and pale yet rosy skin ☝🏻☺️
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do me a favour, blueskyers, and send me your photos of weirdly shaped cats or cats making strange faces, please, thanks! #art #request #help #cat
Doodle of a cat making a weird toothy face!
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In other news: it’s 3am and I have a Tummy Ache™️
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me listening to a lecture at an #art school from a lady that said something positive about #ai in art spaces
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The guy I like still uses twitter — is this a red flag? 😅
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
omw to school, good morningggg ✨
Just a selfie: woman with two braids tied with beige ribbon, a black sequin scarf, and a coffee in hand
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man on Facebook dating liked me and his profile said ”I like culture” and I can’t stop thinking about that.
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my third week of metal class and I have injured myself six times. I am not meant to be around hammers and saws and fire. 😅
An attempt at making a copper bowl on a workbench with hammer lying nearby.
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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you ate a chunk of Wolverine would it constantly regenerate so you’d never have to eat again?
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
iPhone Duo? No thanks
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My cat has opinions on Crocs and I can’t blame him.
A beige cat sitting behind a pair of cherry red crocs. He has a look on his face that is pure judgement.
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
nobody coming to save you also implies no one is coming to stop you 👁️👄👁️
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
The stage actress Nance O'Neil portraying Judith holding the severed head of Holofernes, 1904
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just found out it is weird that my dreams are very straight-forward and not cryptic at all? Yes, my mother is standing over me and stabbing me repeatedly in the guts and screaming about me being a failure, but maybe there should be a little bit of mysterious orb over there or something? Nah
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My son has started getting his winter fur in and he has changed into a form. #cat #winter #pets #shapes
A message in exchange that begins with a photo of a fluffy beige cat standing in the middle of a room. The texts say:

”What shape is this”

”it's a winterchonkhaedron”

”Oh, you're right”
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have important news, everyone! 🙂☝🏻 #important #news #cat
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s practically a u t u m n ✨🕯️🌙🍁🍂
A gold dish holding two large pink candles surrounded by tea candles in the same colour, next to a ceramic skull and a large purple stoned necklace. There are also paintings on the wall behind it
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hate when I wake up weirdly at 01:20 and walk to the kitchen to get some water and there’s just some huge spider standing in the middle of the floor like he pays rent here.
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TODAY IS VOTING DAY, BITCHESSSSS
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm attending art school lmaoooo
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here I am, friends 🥴 #art #kofi
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Working on a still lifeeeee 🎶🫡
A photo of an oil painting still life in progress: boxing glove, decorative candy dish, red book, and necklace with colourful stones
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
'I can't stand your face' is something I would and have said irl, so of course. That's the option. 😂 #bg3 #baldursgate3
A screenshot from BG3, in Grymforge, after rescuring Nere from the rockfall. The dialogue on screen says:

Nere: You care for the weak, True Soul. Most curious.
1. I came on the myconid sovereign's behalf. It demands revenge.
2. I act on orders of the Absolute.
3. Of course I care. I can't let these gnomes suffer.
» 4. This isn't about them. I just can't stand your face.

...with the last option selected.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they cut off the bottom part of the Mona Lisa because she is wearing the Hot Topic big pants with all the zippers and loops
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I did, in fact, hibernate through the summer, woke up a few weeks ago, started art school, and made this. Welcome back, me. #art #oilpainting #furby
An oil painting of a furby in original box, a glass cup of cold coffee with milk in it, an amethyst necklace and a gold ring
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/07/2026
"a podcast is the last refuge of a scoundrel." Dr. Samuel Johnson, probably
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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 05/07/2026
ever since Tim got the tribal tattoo sleeve he’s felt hella tough
a mostly white cat that has tortoiseshell coloration on one leg
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've just started watching House and I was like 'wow, everyone that works in this hospital should be in jail' but maybe that happens later, IDK
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