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The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶

@theguyonthecouch.bsky.social

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I'm into music (mostly older stuff), video games, and sports (Cyclones, Raiders). Just here to have a good time.

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The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

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Peter Griffin Hitting the Ol' Dusty Trail

ALT: Peter Griffin Hitting the Ol' Dusty Trail

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Moberly can't be any worse than Raynor. #BlueCy

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Iowa State offense:

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Spaceballs: We Ain't Found Sh*t!

ALT: Spaceballs: We Ain't Found Sh*t!

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The defense may have found something. #BlueCy

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I see the tackling hasn't gotten any better.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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Rock Ya Sin: Las Vegas Raiders Ready To Rumble

ALT: Rock Ya Sin: Las Vegas Raiders Ready To Rumble

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Now that Barstool is gone from Fox, can we get rid of McAfee on ESPN?

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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Iowa State Cyclones Flag Waving

ALT: Iowa State Cyclones Flag Waving

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Tackling leaves some room for improvement. #BlueCy

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I still have my late grandma in my contacts. We shouldn't have spread her ashes on such a windy day.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

WTF?!? #SouthPark

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can Moberly hit a pass more than 10 yards down field?

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I really need to mow my lawn, but it won't stop raining. I'm hoping to knock it out Wednesday and I'll probably have to do it twice.

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Rasta @rastasack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Voting isn't marriage. It's public transport. You're not waiting for "the one". You're getting on the bus. And if there isn't one going exactly to your destination, you don't stay home and sulk. You take the one that's going closest to where you want to be." #Vote for the Non-Felon #Voting #USPoli

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Defensive injuries are piling up.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Offense is gonna have to get a little more creative.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Barely punted for a first down.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Iowa punters can't keep getting away with this.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm not mad at this halftime score. #BlueCy

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Raynor's gotta work on that deep ball accuracy.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If anybody tells you they saw that coming, they're lying to you.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Love what I'm seeing from Penn State right now.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Everybody is a Wisconsin fan tonight, right?

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Western Michigan got screwed.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'll tell you what, it's not a lot of fun watching our entire team from last year wearing different colors.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That was an incredible INT.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Glad to see special teams haven't changed. #BlueCy

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

How long of a weather delay are we looking at? #BlueCy

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Probably gonna do a little bit of a hate watch of Penn State this afternoon.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Commentator who hasn’t heard of the Harlem Globetrotters: “it’s been a very unusual game, and I’m afraid the refs have missed several key calls.”

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Does Florida State not have an NIL fund? It's crazy how much they have fallen off.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Another mystery solved by Scooby and the gang. youtube.com/watch?v=GU_I...

Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump

YouTube video by Midnight Oil Productions (Jason Moore)

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

We got a box of Taylor Farms lettuce in at work. How worried should I be?

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

This is what it would take to get me to exercise.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

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I Am A Pyrite King @iamapyriteking.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Talked with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today...

Scene from Poltergeist: JoBeth Williams is stuck in a muddy put with a rooting corpse

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Just think how much the US would have lost by if trump hadn't intervened.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Did the US goalie forget he could grab the ball?

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Tied it up for a whole 61 seconds.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Why doesn't someone just call a fair catch on those long, high kicks?

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I thought a Hydration Break was for the players, not the field.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I'm starting to think I might not get that Outer Worlds 2 DLC I paid for.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

So he's gonna take her last name, right?

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I can't believe Donald Trump talked about having a threesome with his children, and Ivanka wasn't even one of them.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If I took 4 months off work because of depression, there's no way in hell I would have a job when I tried to go back.

The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶 @theguyonthecouch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Happy #Caturday

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Kitty does a slide down the sleeping dog’s mouth