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Greg Jensen

@thegregjensen.bsky.social
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Little Caesars aficionado. I talk about advertising, technology, the #mntwins, Minnesota Vikings, Microsoft and solving the climate crisis.

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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 6h
First batch of letters are on their way to Texas to encourage people to cast their ballot by November 3. Because, in spite of it all, I still believe in democracy and the people who make it work. 📨
Hand holding up a fat stack of letters with the address information obfuscated by a message that reads "If the situation was hopeless, their propaganda would be unnecessary. Vote by November 3."
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Friends, I'm turning 40 tomorrow. I can't celebrate now because I'm too damn busy with the election. I'll celebrate afterward. So, to help me celebrate now, please--oh, please--check your voter registration. It takes a few moments. It's easy. Do it for me: midterms.voteamerica.org/vote/verify/...
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stack wins, get healthy, and get ready for a tough stretch of games ahead. Skol!
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Even better!
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rest all the starters, please!
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh, he did because I encountered a bunch of plebes from the Vikings fan base who started proclaiming that he should've still been with the Vikings (forgetting that was like 10 years ago).
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"At some point, we need to get away from analytics and go back to all the guys for whom analytics would have shown immense value."
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Vikings definitely got away with a delay of game on that one unless the Fox clock was wrong.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Vikings defense will be well-rested for the next drive, that's for sure.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If not for fumbling the ball, the Vikings would very likely be up by two or three scores right now.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Carlson missed it! Vikings fans remember that" whew even the good plays sting
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bruh, this is ridiculous.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember when everyone was saying Maye was totally cooked.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That can't be grounding. Felton was definitely in the area.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That throw and catch. Sheesh. 😈
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wonder if Gregg Williams is there to pay his respects.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Penalties are absolutely destroying this Vikings team right now.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kyler Murray is 11/11 to start the game, so let's run a drive with exactly 0 pass plays. Neat.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Running the ball out of shotgun on third down will forever be dumb.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not that it matters, but the Saints had at least three uncalled false starts on that drive by my count.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On the contrary, he's probably giddy to say the words, "See? There's no competitive balance problem to fix."
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Mike Bates @mikebatestwibh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Honestly, no team that gave Andrew Benintendi that many at bats should still be playing this deep into October anyway.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Starting a conspiracy theory that MLB wants Cleveland or Tampa Bay to win the World Series to show fans the Dodgers aren't ruining baseball after all.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Credit to the Guardians pitching staff, but some of these at-bats from the White Sox tonight are truly horrendous.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Last weekend, it was Ken Paxton ads. This weekend, it's Jon Husted ads. Of course, they're all anti-trans in some form. Absolutely incredible that it's cheaper for these campaigns to buy national spots instead of local spots.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cat.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am fully aware that it takes an insane amount of cognitive dissonance on my part to root for Kody Clemens as he's playing for the Twins. www.washingtonsun.com/trump-roger-...
washingtonsun.com
Trump Says He'll Award Roger Clemens the Presidential Medal of Freedom
The pitcher had yet to receive the award after facing suspicions he used steroids during his 24-year career.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Iran war is not unpopular solely because of gas prices. Sure that's part of it. But it was unpopular from the start because Americans genuinely are viscerally repulsed by the idea of yet another goddamned war in the middle east. Iraq and Afghanistan are generationally embedded scars.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s interesting how the standard bearer for the party whose message used to be “Democrats suck because they just buy votes by giving people free stuff” has decided the closing message for the midterms will just be “how many more checks do we have to send you in order to earn your vote?”
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's all she wrote on the Padres, I think.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vikings are clearly the best undefeated team in the league.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/10/2026
bleak future ahead for brazil. something must be done with the growing global fascistic movement if we want any future worth anything
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With the clock stopping anyway, is that actually a good play by Hock?
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TJ Hockenson renaissance game.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My theory is that Paxton and his PACs have so much money to spend that they were given more favorable local advertising terms if they spent on national broadcasts, too.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't believe I'm about to advocate for Carson Wentz to come back under center.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why did we bring Hekker back if this is what he's got?
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, yikes. The Dolphins players just mocked the skol chant. Not a good omen.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you don't like that, you don't like Vikings Football™️
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If that's a flag on Big Citrus, that should be a flag on Miami, but oh well!
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The number of flags thrown during this game is astronomical.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's what it'd look like if I tried to "tackle" an NFL player btw
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(and likely will)
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's an atrocious penalty flag.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's good, right?
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do they even talk to each other???
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Counterpoint: It was payback for the touchback that should have been a safety.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And that will be the surest sign the apocalypse is upon us.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This game has been an absolute disaster from every angle thus far. Incredible.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This game is already pure chaos.
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