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Greg Jensen

@thegregjensen.bsky.social
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Little Caesars aficionado. I talk about advertising, technology, the #mntwins, Minnesota Vikings, Microsoft and solving the climate crisis.

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 2h
Friends, I'm turning 40 tomorrow. I can't celebrate now because I'm too damn busy with the election. I'll celebrate afterward. So, to help me celebrate now, please--oh, please--check your voter registration. It takes a few moments. It's easy. Do it for me: midterms.voteamerica.org/vote/verify/...
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 8h
Stack wins, get healthy, and get ready for a tough stretch of games ahead. Skol!
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 8h
Rest all the starters, please!
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 9h
Vikings definitely got away with a delay of game on that one unless the Fox clock was wrong.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 9h
The Vikings defense will be well-rested for the next drive, that's for sure.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 9h
If not for fumbling the ball, the Vikings would very likely be up by two or three scores right now.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 9h
"Carlson missed it! Vikings fans remember that" whew even the good plays sting
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 9h
Bruh, this is ridiculous.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 9h
That can't be grounding. Felton was definitely in the area.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 10h
That throw and catch. Sheesh. 😈
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 10h
Penalties are absolutely destroying this Vikings team right now.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 10h
Kyler Murray is 11/11 to start the game, so let's run a drive with exactly 0 pass plays. Neat.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 10h
Running the ball out of shotgun on third down will forever be dumb.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 10h
Not that it matters, but the Saints had at least three uncalled false starts on that drive by my count.
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Mike Bates @mikebatestwibh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Honestly, no team that gave Andrew Benintendi that many at bats should still be playing this deep into October anyway.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Starting a conspiracy theory that MLB wants Cleveland or Tampa Bay to win the World Series to show fans the Dodgers aren't ruining baseball after all.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Credit to the Guardians pitching staff, but some of these at-bats from the White Sox tonight are truly horrendous.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Last weekend, it was Ken Paxton ads. This weekend, it's Jon Husted ads. Of course, they're all anti-trans in some form. Absolutely incredible that it's cheaper for these campaigns to buy national spots instead of local spots.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am fully aware that it takes an insane amount of cognitive dissonance on my part to root for Kody Clemens as he's playing for the Twins. www.washingtonsun.com/trump-roger-...
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Trump Says He'll Award Roger Clemens the Presidential Medal of Freedom
The pitcher had yet to receive the award after facing suspicions he used steroids during his 24-year career.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Iran war is not unpopular solely because of gas prices. Sure that's part of it. But it was unpopular from the start because Americans genuinely are viscerally repulsed by the idea of yet another goddamned war in the middle east. Iraq and Afghanistan are generationally embedded scars.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s interesting how the standard bearer for the party whose message used to be “Democrats suck because they just buy votes by giving people free stuff” has decided the closing message for the midterms will just be “how many more checks do we have to send you in order to earn your vote?”
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's all she wrote on the Padres, I think.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vikings are clearly the best undefeated team in the league.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/10/2026
bleak future ahead for brazil. something must be done with the growing global fascistic movement if we want any future worth anything
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With the clock stopping anyway, is that actually a good play by Hock?
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TJ Hockenson renaissance game.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't believe I'm about to advocate for Carson Wentz to come back under center.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why did we bring Hekker back if this is what he's got?
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, yikes. The Dolphins players just mocked the skol chant. Not a good omen.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If that's a flag on Big Citrus, that should be a flag on Miami, but oh well!
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The number of flags thrown during this game is astronomical.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's what it'd look like if I tried to "tackle" an NFL player btw
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's an atrocious penalty flag.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This game is already pure chaos.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's a bad rule in my opinion, but what do I know?
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rams got worked by the officials on that drive. Yikes.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The thieves of private property pass their life in jail and in chains, those of public property in riches and honors." -Cato the Elder
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People watch a career backup QB pick apart a poorly prepared opponent and proclaim that he must have been really, really good all along. Tale as old as time.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are people on Threads legitimately lamenting the Vikings not hanging onto Case Keenum.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the most Minnesota Vikings season the Vikings have ever had. The fan base feels like it's in absolute chaos despite a 3-0 start that includes two wins against division rivals.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lol I can't believe the refs actually bought that flop.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stack wins while you can, and hope to god the offense improves. That's basically all it comes down to.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's an absolutely terrible flag.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's like nothing happening downfield for the Vikings offense right now. Sheesh.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some offense for the Vikings would be greatly appreciated here.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Come on, man.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Always nice to end a season with a W, especially when it spoils a playoff chance for another team. #mntwins
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before the week begins, I have a specific request: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good lord, what a catch!
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Of course Vilma is a big fan of defenses hitting players after the whistle.
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