The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 10mHoway me bonny bairns - IT'S UP YER ARSE! #NUFC #COVNEW #BOOZE 000
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 42mWoke this morning atop Primrose Hill, conversing with the spiritual sun. Spare a thought for those of us living on bluesky and a prayer, I told him. 000
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 7hGood morning. I won’t sit at a table with meat eaters. 000
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 16hSelling my watch tomorrow. What the Dickens? 100
Reposted by The Great Valerio 🕶But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 21hYeah, "Propinquity" is great. Also "Wax Minute". But my favourite has to be this Monkees version of "Nine Times Blue", with harmonies that aren't on any of the studio versions.m.youtube.comNine Times BlueYouTube video by trixieout 3185
Reposted by The Great Valerio 🕶Peter Thal Larsen @petertl.bsky.social · 22hHard to devise a better metaphor for the past decade and a half of Premier League football than Man City winning while playing with an extra man. 16557207
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Improve a book by adding a word. 'Sweet Jane Eyre' 000
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Turns out the fungus gnats were in fact eye floaters. Wondered why there was always that one pesky little fucker dancing around in front of me. #VIP 000
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Didn't realise Solanke was playing. #MUNTOT 000
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Well the good news is that the tiger is still alive. 001
Reposted by The Great Valerio 🕶Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I bet this is fantastic. A meeting of lovely northern intelligent minds! 021
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Since dipping my toes in the linn yesterday, my approval ratings have plummeted and hit rock bottom. And so it is with a deal of sadness that I announce today, my retirement from politics and the political arena, generally. Thank you for your attention. 100
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Woke this morning, thinking about the times in which we live – and I began to categorise them. We inhabit a fucking cesspit; a septic tank, a sewerage complex through which runs the dregs, the filth and the misery-laden swill of humankind – its hatred, its prejudices, its passions and its violence. 100
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Did Cathy Ames use topical plumping glosses, hyaluronic acid serums, and peptide treatments instead of invasive fillers? 000
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My beautiful monstera continues to unfurl and leaf out. 020
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026'Moody Grandpa' (2022) Livvy Valerio Biro and felt pen scribble on the back of an envelope £Priceless 140
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do you want to know how I categorise the times in which we live? WELL? DO YOU? Keep it Valerio. #ValerioForPresident #VoteValerio #PoliticalValerio 000
Reposted by The Great Valerio 🕶Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tautologists of the world, unite together! 011
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Amazing just how much Phil Oakey’s hair has grown. #IYKYK 010
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Woke this morning in a ceramic jar, like Diogenes looking for a wise woman, an honest woman who'll try just one sip of my l’elisir d‘amore and tell me why all my teachers looked like they came out of a pickle jar. 100
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Here are the names of all the cats with whom I've been honoured to share a property: Dylan Lennon Ziggy Limmy Spitfire Murphy Willow Mookie They're all dead now. 100
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cornflakes are so versatile, aren't they? You can put anything on them - cherry tomatoes, sugar snaps and Frank Cooper's thick-cut marmalade, Marmite - and most recently, capers. Don't knock it until, etc. Live a little. 210
Reposted by The Great Valerio 🕶Spencer Vignes @spencervignes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026On this day in 1974 John Lennon released 'Walls and Bridges' featuring a picture he'd drawn as a child of George Robledo scoring Newcastle's winner in the 1952 FA Cup final on the album's cover. Read 'Postcards From Santiago', my 2025 biography on Robledo, to find out more. 0129
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sleep now Valerio, and rest with the woeful, watchful shepherdess on your shoulder, talking shop, divorces and headline causes - else burn her in the Horlicks. 011
Reposted by The Great Valerio 🕶Bruce Gorrie @bsrg1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026PP Arnold is 80 today, the fact she's still around and performing fills me with joy 914316
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My Courvoisier glass has been chipped. Which means if it ever gets lost or ends up in *someone* else’s gaff, I’ll be notified. 000
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I ever wrote about myself, I’d never be so uncool as to admit it. #autobituary #art 110
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thought the #Amazon app was asking me if I was ready to add a cunt to my basket. Doctor my eyes. 100
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Appointment for 'flu vaccine = 11.31am Actual 'flu vaccination time = 11.30am I love the #NHS 000
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Things I can hear my Bosch dishwasher saying between midnight and 5.00am: an occasional series. 2. Approximately half way through a 4.5 hour eco-cycle - ‘Shush up ya mush. Shush up ya mush. Shush up ya mush.’ 000
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And here's the little fucker who's responsible. 100
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As a matter of interest, my tetraptych, ‘The Dissociation of Sebastien’ is an exploration of fragmentation, instability and reconstruction, expressed through the conflict between imposed structure and uncontrolled gesture. 110
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026‘The Dissociation of Sebastien’ (2026) Household paints on canvas 300x300mm Floating frame ALT for description #art #tetraptych 020
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's World Smile Day. #WorldSmileDay 011
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Woke this morning in conversation with Claudette, the sandman’s apprentice, blethering on about how her old wounds only seem to open up in autumn, as the bruises shift seamlessly through their colours. ‘So, are you still determined to marry that married, west country freemason?’ I ask. 100
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A second Hull City player has crashed near the training ground. 020
Reposted by The Great Valerio 🕶Iain Macintosh @iainmacintosh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The single greatest comic strip of all time just popped up on Reddit. www.reddit.com/r/Viz/s/i5Sv...reddit.comFrom the Viz community on Reddit: (Viz 123) Driving Mister David ... The Very First One.Explore this post and more from the Viz community 2114
The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes, absolutely - as long as you extend her a similar courtesy and allow her to hang you up by the testicles. 010
