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The Goog

@thegoog.bsky.social
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I don't know what you want from me, description section. I'm an aging millennial watching the world collapse around him and trying to dull the pain with comfort media, just like everyone else on Bluesky.

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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know that jobs in baseball pay less than similar jobs in other industries; are you saying that the Mets aren't even keeping pace with the pay rates from other teams for the same positions? They want people to take a "work in baseball" cut AND a "work specifically for the Mets" cut?
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Mets are paying less for specialized programming and analytics skills to work in New York City than an entry-level person at my company makes to sit at home on a Zoom call and make sure nothing breaks.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Brewers have done a great job playing with one hand tied behind their back, but they don't get full credit for that because they're the ones who tied it.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Next year the Guardians are installing a bridge that goes from foul pole to foul pole, and every time someone hits it they get to pocket $10k of Jose Ramirez’s salary.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why does every smart team that probably would have won a ring by now if their owner spent any of his vast wealth instead of just crying poor *also* have a shitbox stadium that can’t get “don’t knock the ball out of the air” right?
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every playoff game at Tropicana Field features like ten instances of "Such a unique place to play a ballgame *describes a horrible "feature"*." The world will be better when this dump is rubble.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There was a Guns & Roses concert less than two weeks ago: bsky.app/profile/danw...
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For now, though, it is very nice and cool to hear about, and the thing that amazes me most is that he seems to have done all of it while using a controller.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope we all enjoy "Mike Tomlin made a city in Minecraft" now, because in two months there's going to be a sponsored segment where the entire Football Night in America set gets recreated in Minecraft. There will be AI integration. It will be terrible.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marina can have the Brutalizer, though, that would be cool
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Knowing that this was coming makes me feel a little better about the segment earlier tonight.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This would suck and ruin my "the Brewers haven't won shit" hobby horse. No, thank you.
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Nut Bunnies @nutbunnies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time there is an untimely death, I think about what Vin Scully said after young pitcher Nick Adenhart was killed by a drunk driver leitch.tumblr.com/post/947099...
If I may speak for every member of the Dodger organization, our heartfelt and deepest sympathies to the mother and family of Nick Adenhart, and to every member in the Angels organization, for the untimely accident and death of young Nick last night at the tender age of twenty-two. Nick, from Maryland, had pitched six scoreless innings and was in a car with three friends, and a driver apparently went through a red light and T-boned the car, killing three of the four, including Nick, and one other member is in critical condition. And if there is one thing I’ve learned in all my years – and I haven’t learned much – but the one thing I’ve learned: Don’t even waste your time trying to figure out life.

Ground ball through for Andre Ethier, and life continues for those who still have it. And with a leadoff single, Russell Martin will be coming up.

But I would say, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to take a moment and say a prayer in memory for Nick, especially for his parents. What a shock to lose a twenty-two-year-old.

Andre Ethier at first base, Russell Martin the batter, James Loney on deck, and the Dodgers try to strike in the second inning against Kevin Correia.
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
man, I just remembered how cool Death Triangle was
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've done basically nothing but drink caffeinated soda and play Fallout all day, I just died in basically a jumpscare, and my temples are pulsating. This is fine.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey look TV shows
A slightly edited "seen it / haven't seen it" list of the New York Times' top 100 TV shows, with "seen it" being replaced by "I've seen or culturally osmosed enough to get the jist" and the other option being "what the fuck is this"
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the least appealing thing in the history of the world.
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Baseball Prospectus @baseballprospectus.com · 24/09/2026
2026 Front Office Rankings: Teams 10-1 by Jarrett Seidler (@seidler.bsky.social) www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
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2026 Front Office Rankings: Teams 10-1 | Baseball Prospectus
Welcome back to the 2026 MLB Front Office Rankings. If you missed them, you can catch up on the first three articles here: Part 1: Introduction Part 2: Teams 30-21 Part 3: Teams 20-11 TIER 3: DEVILS…
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is this more “doing something to make the morons shut up” or “Cohen demanded Stearns do something and this is the most palatable thing?” I guess I’m just asking if Cohen is one of the morons. Hmm. Jarrett, this feels like just doing something to make the morons shut up. Is Cohen one of the morons?
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think the hat and sleeves and such being blue instead of green is a massive help to the entire look.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Further update I am like 75 hours in, just rescued Nick Valentine, and the game crashes if I whip the mouse around too fast. Now *this* is podracing.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The biggest problem with Overwatch is that there’s no mechanic that allows me to beat dive players to death with a hammer. There should be a mechanic that allows me to beat dive players to death with a hammer.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you ever want to became incandescently angry, try playing tank in Stadium in Overwatch. It will make you scream so loud and so hard that you'll think you've burst a blood vessel. Maybe that's just me.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of these days my undiagnosed ADHD brain is going to hyperfixate on things like "getting healthy" and "cleaning the house" and when that happens, buddy, look out.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why did my country start a war with iran and can someone make it stop
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just imagined a sneering media executive scoffing at a YouTuber and going "While you're making *content*, we're making *inventory*" and now I have literally made up a guy to be mad at
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Sportspun @sportspun.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
God, the bad guys make the not-so-bad guys sound so COOL.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When I skeeted this I forgot that Reality Fracture was a thing and good lord some of the Reality Fracture stuff looks amazing.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm a court reporter. On my first day of training I sent a message that said "I have no idea what's going on and I'm scared" to one of the attorneys on the case.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For some reason the greatest game released in 1988, maybe the greatest NES game period, is not listed. That's right: If you pick 1988, you get Jackal. (And Super Mario 3.)
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Update I have put 30 hours into this save in like a week and the mods are starting to break in ways that force me to use console commands to kick them back into gear.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did you know that Robert Kraft lent out the Patriots plane to traffick ICE detainees to Guantanamo Bay? Buddy, you don’t have to tell me twice.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here’s a thing about nostalgia, fathers and sons, finding yourself, and the future of the great sport of professional wrestling.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The fact that the Mets didn't actually win anything with Alonso (or McNeil, or Nimmo, or anyone who's been on the roster for the last two decades) is beside the point, naturally.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's also a white guy who was allowed to walk while the team (and its Jewish owner and POBO) paid more money to a pair of Latino players, while going from making the NLCS to missing the playoffs two years in a row.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm an adoptive Mets fan and largely an outsider, but my take is that he's a homegrown talent who became the franchise leader in home runs. He hasn't yet had the sharp, significant decline that is likely coming, and the ways in which he has declined aren't very evident to low-info fans.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He learned from his dad
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At least five!
Jahmyr Gibbs, and his four identical clones, running through the Saints' defensive line.
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 13/09/2026
Love that Red Zone doesn't work on week one every year because everyone is rushing to sign up, and they'll never fix it because fuck you, what are you going to do about it
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 13/09/2026
Remember to set your reminder to cancel NFL+ on January 10th today
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Haha wow its so crazy Bethesda and Blizzard announcing thing with vague release dates and rushing out easily produced content for decades old games haha crazy anyway how are things going at Microsoft these days
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve been playing a heavily modded version of Fallout 4 lately, and man I wish there were like thirty games that activate my brain the way Fallout 4 does.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Things they don't tell you about grocery delivery services: Sometimes your shopper screws up, adds something from a different order to your delivery, and you wind up with a free watermelon.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was probably right!
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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The Goog @thegoog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Car shopping?
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