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Rufus Cornpone

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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 15h
questlove is a portmanteau of "questionable lover"
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would have spent $20 but I was trying to be good
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I fell off the wagon tonight (spent $10 on touch tunes)
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
holy shit i just found out that this teacher became a high school librarian. good ass shit.
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a student teacher in 4th grade pranked the whole class with a "following directions" test and i've never gotten over what a brilliant move that was.
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ONE MUST WONDER!
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
not to be confused with american stationary manufacturer, Stuart Hall Notebooks
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/10/2026
This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.
Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly i think the Woke 1.0 job market is largely responsible for my recent turn of career-related luck.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 5
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 03/10/2026
In Xanada did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure foam debris
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OH wow. That sounds truly special.
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fucking yes you did
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like sure your gray ass saw Nirvana at the metro in 91 or whatever but like I got to experience the primal joys of rap metal
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m genuinely sorry for the people who will never know what it was like to be at or roughly the age of 12 when they first heard the limp bizkit masterpiece, "Break Stuff"
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get thee behind me, dickhead
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
work related stress is driving me into paul reubens' celebrity auctions
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's classic librarian behavior
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An adopted St. Louis man discovered his father is five-time Grammy award winner Michael McDonald
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Adopted St. Louis man discovers his biological father is a Grammy-winning artist
A St. Louis man who spent decades wondering about his biological roots was recently reunited with his birth parents—and discovered his father is a five-time Grammy Award winner
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if i started wearing a pin that says "remember aaron swartz" to work
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Mike Chen @mikechenwriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I see him pop up on TV or on socials, I thought "did we all forget he's a terrible person?" But Michael Jackson is still celebrated, so yeah, we do forget.
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning i made a frittata
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Campus sexual assault is not an “institutional problem” merely in the sense that assault takes place at an institution. It is an “institutional problem” in the sense that the institution fosters the conditions for the problem, punishes the victims, and colludes with the perpetrators to cover it up.
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and no, it's not 1990s stock american girl doll outfits.
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, it was completely fucking unhinged and <$35 with shipping so the net benefit to my mental health is going to be through the roof.
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bought something absolutely fucking unhinged on ebay last week to cope with job/responsibility stress and i just received notice that it's on the way to my doorstep and i'm so fucking excited about it.
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you calling me Chopped? the greatest cooking competition ever? Thank you.
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Sarah Hennies @sarahhennies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey we found it
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Girls only want one thing and it's every single piece of Eyewear from Fellini's filmography
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Tristan Kasten-Krause @successfulartist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s here and it looks and sounds GOOD - limited to 200, sleeves being hand lettered pressed as we speak, up for preorder now sarahhennies.bandcamp.com/album/prison...
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Prisoner's Cinema, by Sarah Hennies & Tristan Kasten-Krause
4 track album
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah might as well get one of those, preferably smoking marijuana.
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'll take the one with the chicks backs painted like pink floyd album covers please.
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rupert pupkin spice season?
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boston Massachusetts : a walkable city isn't necessarily a liveable city!
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@ec6o.ooo
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you guys please stop platforming these broken clock ass motherfuckers.
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rupert Pupkin Fall
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the poet i like has a new poem www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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“Garden”
“Garden,” by Melissa Broder: “I was in Eden. God’s light / Tongued the leaves.”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I say this as a fan: China Mieville looks like a guy who John Wick would need an unexpectedly high number of bullets to kill
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I repeat "don't be a dick" to myself from the moment i wake up. I want you to know how hard I'm trying
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not now babe I'm at the saxophone chad show
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
finding out that i'm in the 13% of female pianists who can comfortably hit an octave this morning
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I forget there are other songs on Autobahn (1974)
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF03... basically when i see chips...
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Oprah Loves Chips
YouTube video by Scott Johansen
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Rufus Cornpone @thegnarrator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
y'all remember when oprah fuckin loved chips.
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