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⛧ The Glitch 🜏

@theglitch.bsky.social
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🔞 I’ve been called the Happy Satanist. We should enjoy all the pleasures in life and lend a hand to your fellow man. He / Him / Heathen ⛧ Fisting | Fetish | Freedom ⛧ Owned by @darkhrt.bsky.social Tip / Toy Donation Jar : CashApp $TheGlitch666

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not being thick is the new thicc…
NUDES ARE OUTDATED
SEND ME A VID OF YOU READING OUT LOUD SO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT DUMB
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Coworker “yeah I have asthma too. I always keep my inhaler with me.” Me: “oh you have THE inhaler? That’s cute” ***** For those who don’t know, this is a biological injectable treat that I use in addition to my 7 other daily treatments. I take this injection monthly.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Living in the calm while the flesh recovers. In Wicca, even the waning moon must rest.🌒 Honoring the body in pure self-care. I have demons in my head from it all, but my loved ones and my daily apothecary potions 💊 are doing their magic. The fire will return soon enough... Dark Lord Willing.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just back home from a lovely trip to Michigan with my Master and boyfriend, but a horrible asthma flare-up has completely knocked the wind out of my sails! Apologies for the radio silence and lack of content lately, taking a beat to rest and breathe easy, but I’ll be back at it very soon.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If that pile of orange tang shit says anything about how they where “friends” or takes credit for anything SHE did….. it will take more than the power to Lucifer to hold me back in my rage. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Trump Orders Flags Flown at Half-Staff for Dolly Parton
President Donald Trump has ordered flags flown at half-staff for the next week in honor of Dolly Parton.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was pure, unfiltered light in the darkness. She gave us so much more than her art, she showed us what it actually looks like to lead with grace, kindness, and radical generosity. A total queen of humanity. There will never, ever be another like her. 🤍👑🌟 apnews.com/article/doll...
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Dolly Parton, music star, actor and beloved figure who spanned generations, dies at 80
Dolly Parton, the beloved music and film star known for her vibrant personality and poignant songwriting, has died. She was 80 years old.
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Diocturn @diocturn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
how often do you see a fire hydrant used as a 🍑plug
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I found my new STRETCH goal. 😈😝
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Having such a fun and relaxing trip with my men and Pete.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Forgot to upload for #FCF but here we are. Who wants to get on his knees and take a deep sniff.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Was feeling cute. Will prob delete later.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I swear we finished but the clip was related to our conversation. 😜
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s not even arm day, but Lucifer provided the pump anyway. 🔥💪 𖤐 Just building the physique required to hold my Master high on his throne and wrap the boyfriend in a proper embrace. Devotion is the ultimate pre-workout… though a splash of the blood of the false god’s sheep certainly doesn’t hurt.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Celebrating the gift of life and vitality today under Lucifer’s sun! He gave us the sun and the drive to seek pleasure, so we’re honoring it with max thrill, no stress, and pure indulgence. Life is meant to be lived loud. Pure adrenaline and good company. There’s no better way to honor the flesh.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lucifer is not happy with me. Being raised to be nice to everyone is a hard trap to break, especially when someone is testing you. Kindness is for those who earn it. Dealing with an absolute parasite and retraining my brain to act instead of tolerate is a struggle, I’m done wasting my kindness.
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A new guild member in the making? Friend took his first fist today, so naturally we celebrated by taking things even deeper. Here’s my boyfriend’s massive hands putting on a masterclass in total expansion. Enjoy the view! I’ll upload his video if he deems it so.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Waiting around is simply not my strong suit. Getting my hole properly opened and prepped before my company arrives. By the time he steps through the door, the altar will already be wide, wet, and ready to go. Enjoy the view of the gaping prep session. 😉🕳️
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Aggressive proselytizing on flights is just psychological hostage-taking for desperate monsters. If your faith requires a trapped, helpless audience to gain traction, you're not a messenger of a g*d, you're a "preacher with a gun" and a pathetic nuisance. Leave people alone in the sky.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Please!
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mmmm pool cake.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sun’s out, buns out. There is truly nothing more therapeutic than a day spent lounging in thongs with good friends, catching rays, and letting the world melt away. Even dark spirits need a little Vitamin D. #PoolParty #ThongLife #SummerSabbath
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I know, I know... usually my ass gets all the light around here. But today is #FatCockFriday, and my thick, uncut dick demanded attention! Consider this a rare front-side sermon for the natural boys. Uncut, well-fed, and finally getting its moment in the sun. Enjoy the view before I flip back over.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The confessions were exquisite, so consider this your reward. 🍾🐐 When the mind is anchored in sovereign truth and the flesh is completely occupied, the chatter of the outside world dies. What’s left is pure, unadulterated presence. Deep stimulation isn't a distraction; it's the ultimate anchor.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Rereading the original scriptures to re-anchor my values, in the ceremonial vestments best fit for such meditation. Drop your favorite sin in the comments below. If enough of you confess, I might just be motivated to post the video showing exactly what was keeping my hole occupied while I read.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Reinventing Mondays as an unholy celebration of the flesh. 🐐🔥 A heavy fisting session, some poppers, and total surrender… the only way to start the week right. The bed says it all. 🜏𖤐 #MondayAftermath #FistJunkie #SatanicSelfCare
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sorry for the 2-week break, been busy enjoying the summer with my men! ☀️ Finally back to reality and playing with my cunt again. Did a little solo session yesterday just to make sure I didn't lose my skill... safe to say the muscle memory is flawless. 😉🖤 #BackInAction #SatanicSelfCare
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picklesbaseball.bsky.social @picklesbaseball.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
IT GOT HEATED
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The day may be long, but your willpower is eternal. 🐐🔥 We don’t bow to a clock, we master our domain. Keep your head high, your desires sharp, and remember Lucifer didn’t build an empire by letting a Tuesday wear him down. Own your power. Hail the self! #SatanicSelfCare #Satanism
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have a feeling this will be the new costume for Cons this year and this guy did amazing job.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A chastity fag being fucked over by a chastity Alpha . Always hot.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Last night a friend wanted help with a new larger toy. After a lovely session with his soon to be bussy. I asked if he would like to fist me and he quickly said yes. It was his first time fisting but he clearly enjoyed seeing my brain melt with every closed fist punch. I think I’ve converted him!!
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dadfuckers inc. 🔞 @ifuckmy.dad · 13/06/2026
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Malimoth @malimoth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Level up
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Okay this has gotta be my favorite meme I've seen on this situation
Roger rabbit shoe held over reflecting pond like it is the dip
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
And all these years, Trump blamed windmills for avian holocausts.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Forget a salt rim, we’re doing a total rim job. If your summer cooldown routine involves packing fresh limes into the carnal chasm, congratulations… you’ve officially turned your hole into a cocktail shaker. Who is ordering a round of the Morning Star Margaritas? 🐐🟢
congratulations.xn--youve-1v3b
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SquarePegToys® @squarepegtoys.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Angled ridges coupled with 3 bulges overload you with sensations going every which way. Principle behind the ridges is to distribute pressure on 4 points rather than equally, intensifying feeling of motion, much like what you’d get from fingers/knuckles rubbing. www.squarepegtoys.com/product/torq...
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yes. Please!
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ToolShed @toolshed.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
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Age of Gen Ⓧ @ageofgenx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
#He-Man #Fisto #MastersOfTheUniverse #GeekOut
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Master said we're seeing a special Pride movie about "He-Him" that features fisting! 🤷‍♂️ Say less! BF sneaked in during my pregame & swapped my dildo for his meaty paw to help me connect with the cinema experience. 🚀💪 Gotta love a supportive partner. #ff #mancunt #fisto
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Anyone else want to dig into a Man Cunt Monday with me? #mcm #manpussy
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