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⛧ The Glitch 🜏

@theglitch.bsky.social
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🔞 I’ve been called the Happy Satanist. We should enjoy all the pleasures in life and lend a hand to your fellow man. He / Him / Heathen ⛧ Fisting | Fetish | Freedom ⛧ Owned by @darkhrt.bsky.social Tip / Toy Donation Jar : CashApp $TheGlitch666

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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 19h
So, for me it depends on my mood. Though, I tend to have the best experiences with the name branded potions from @twistedbeast.bsky.social - sometimes i want something light and sometimes i need the demons to stay in for as long as possible. 🤤
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 20h
Nothing made in america, i can tell you that. Mostly cuz you can my the legit stuff from oversea. :D
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am personally a firm Old Testament of the Satanic Faith. The new stuff is useful and has great value. Though the true magic is in the teaching of Father LaVey and to that end…. Ourselves. May Lucifer forever be in your mind and body Brother.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes please
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
True power isn't born from the never evening grind. It is forged in the silent, dark abyss of restoration. Step back, let your body and spirit rebuild, and hoard your energy. Rest is not a delay, it is a sacred ritual. Recharge this weekend, so when you rise, you are utterly undeniable! Hail Satan.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
still a sexy man!! I found some of mine recently. I should upload.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey brother. I’m so happy to be back into the swing of things. Missed you all.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's not just "hump" day; we spend Mon-Tues fighting gravity, against the incline of duty, reaching the peak of Wōden's Day. At its razor edge, the threshold where we stand at the apex, to look down into the valley of the coming weekend, and realize the momentum is on our side. Enjoy the fall boys!𖤐
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Excited Golden Retriever Dog
ALT: Excited Golden Retriever Dog
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Out of the dark shadows & back into the light. Asthma almost had me, but the Dark Lord cleared the path for my rebirth. 🔥 Lighter weights, rusty skills, fully human—and coming back stronger than ever. You’re coming along for the ride. 𖤐
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Anne @anneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
ALT: Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not being thick is the new thicc…
NUDES ARE OUTDATED
SEND ME A VID OF YOU READING OUT LOUD SO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT DUMB
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Coworker “yeah I have asthma too. I always keep my inhaler with me.” Me: “oh you have THE inhaler? That’s cute” ***** For those who don’t know, this is a biological injectable treat that I use in addition to my 7 other daily treatments. I take this injection monthly.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Living in the calm while the flesh recovers. In Wicca, even the waning moon must rest.🌒 Honoring the body in pure self-care. I have demons in my head from it all, but my loved ones and my daily apothecary potions 💊 are doing their magic. The fire will return soon enough... Dark Lord Willing.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just back home from a lovely trip to Michigan with my Master and boyfriend, but a horrible asthma flare-up has completely knocked the wind out of my sails! Apologies for the radio silence and lack of content lately, taking a beat to rest and breathe easy, but I’ll be back at it very soon.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If that pile of orange tang shit says anything about how they where “friends” or takes credit for anything SHE did….. it will take more than the power to Lucifer to hold me back in my rage. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
rollingstone.com
Trump Orders Flags Flown at Half-Staff for Dolly Parton
President Donald Trump has ordered flags flown at half-staff for the next week in honor of Dolly Parton.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was pure, unfiltered light in the darkness. She gave us so much more than her art, she showed us what it actually looks like to lead with grace, kindness, and radical generosity. A total queen of humanity. There will never, ever be another like her. 🤍👑🌟 apnews.com/article/doll...
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Dolly Parton, music star, actor and beloved figure who spanned generations, dies at 80
Dolly Parton, the beloved music and film star known for her vibrant personality and poignant songwriting, has died. She was 80 years old.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well spoken bud.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Same boat bud.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lucky! I hope you enjoyed the flesh!
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I expect some fun photo or videos. Either way, use it in good health buddy.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@steampowerbttm.bsky.social congrats buddy!
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Diocturn @diocturn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
how often do you see a fire hydrant used as a 🍑plug
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If that means we finally have a reason to make a new video with eachother. 😈🍆
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I thought of the same thing. I’m already planning the videos when I win! Need to think positively! Hehe
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Right????????!!!!!!!!
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yeah that one is really enjoyable, I have his big brother at 3.5in that I’m using to work on closed fist punches. And you’re right, sometimes you need to really fight the urges of letting toys go all the way in.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fuck yes budddy!!!!!!! Perfection! What size is that plug? I think I have the same one. lol
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As a former Canadian…. SCREW ME
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I am Glitch… swallower of worlds!
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I found my new STRETCH goal. 😈😝
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Having such a fun and relaxing trip with my men and Pete.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
No joke. This was directly under yours in my feed. bsky.app/profile/robd...
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Forgot to upload for #FCF but here we are. Who wants to get on his knees and take a deep sniff.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The finest, most intoxicating lust is always born in Lucifer’s light. For there is no other primal of lust than the kind invoked under the Morningstar's name. Hail the Morningstar and his sweet, burning devotion to the flesh of man.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You bring the wild Horned God energy, I’ll bring the Satanic appetite. Let’s go worship the body. 👑💦🔥
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Was feeling cute. Will prob delete later.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I swear we finished but the clip was related to our conversation. 😜
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
OK!
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s not even arm day, but Lucifer provided the pump anyway. 🔥💪 𖤐 Just building the physique required to hold my Master high on his throne and wrap the boyfriend in a proper embrace. Devotion is the ultimate pre-workout… though a splash of the blood of the false god’s sheep certainly doesn’t hurt.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Celebrating the gift of life and vitality today under Lucifer’s sun! He gave us the sun and the drive to seek pleasure, so we’re honoring it with max thrill, no stress, and pure indulgence. Life is meant to be lived loud. Pure adrenaline and good company. There’s no better way to honor the flesh.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You make the Morningstar so proud. 🥹
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lucifer is not happy with me. Being raised to be nice to everyone is a hard trap to break, especially when someone is testing you. Kindness is for those who earn it. Dealing with an absolute parasite and retraining my brain to act instead of tolerate is a struggle, I’m done wasting my kindness.
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’d call security, cuz I’m about to grope and rape that ass.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m sure you met. I’ll dm you
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A new guild member in the making? Friend took his first fist today, so naturally we celebrated by taking things even deeper. Here’s my boyfriend’s massive hands putting on a masterclass in total expansion. Enjoy the view! I’ll upload his video if he deems it so.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mmmmm yes sexy.
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⛧ The Glitch 🜏 @theglitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Waiting around is simply not my strong suit. Getting my hole properly opened and prepped before my company arrives. By the time he steps through the door, the altar will already be wide, wet, and ready to go. Enjoy the view of the gaping prep session. 😉🕳️
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