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Ferris.

@theferris.bsky.social
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A very large '??????' entity| Genderfluid Any Pronoun | 30 something Professional Cryptozoologist | NSFW POSTING TURN BACK YE WHO ENTER HERE

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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 16h
The Amazing Digital Circus gang never adventured as 15th and/or 16th Germen mercenaries ☹️ So I drew Pomni as a landsknecht:
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One Piece Merch News @opmerchandise.bsky.social · 12h
Official in person look at the Perona English SP card for EB05 Extra Booster One Piece Heroines Edition Vol.2. 🇯🇵: October 31, 2026 🇺🇸: October 30, 2026 #OnePiece #OnePieceCardGame
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/10/2026
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Kota @kotarain.bsky.social · 16h
I'm sure he's not picking who he's gonna eat first... should always be careful about deep sea research > X > Old art piece by @fandroit.bsky.social
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 22h
Guess there goes your whole house-
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a cute braixen ♡ @cutebraixen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Image of Braixen from the Pokemon anime with a speech bubble edited in at the bottom. Braixen is a relatively short, anthro/bipedal fox-like Pokemon, who's fur spreads out into a skirt shape at their hips. In the quoted post is a screenshot of a tumblr post by user ashes2caches which reads "the nefarious transgender witch woman has cursed me into the body of a four foot tall antropometric [sic] fox with fat hips. presumably as a reward." The speech bubble placement is meant to look like the Braixen is saying the text from the quoted post.
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 22h
Link never gets to go home because everything has changed :(
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🔞hyena I promise💜 @brelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
emotions on the bus
Twilight Princess Link is just a farm boy.. saving kidsAnd Wind Waker- Link is just an island boy that loves his grandma and sister.

And OoT(ocarina of time)-Link.. He was just 9 when he..

Brelly looks more emotional.. had to grow up and- oh! Ah..
In Majora's Mask.. His fairy.. his horse.. he was a boy..
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Micro mode
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ScottFalco @scottfalco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Uhh... meow?
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listen we can talk about milfs I guess But I'm really here today to talk about gilfs
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Kernel Decoy @kerneldecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stream Sketches (Oct 5 2026)
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nono ➡️ Commissions open! @nonoworks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of my past works that I want to redraw!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026
and-my-sword on tumblr: "a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god"
wolftoes: "She's doing shadow puppets and the knight can't see who's making them"
and-my-sword: "#knight sweating terrified: “ye god what sorcery is this”#princess: “hehe this one’s a deer”tags by @wolftoes"
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Danny DeVito's Happy Cry in It's Always Sunny
ALT: Danny DeVito's Happy Cry in It's Always Sunny
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Aubrey.EXE @shrinkeeaubrey.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Vegeta enters his Great Vape form and rips fat clouds in Gohan's face
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emily "sunny" whaley @whalewithay.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
yellow pikmin are my favorite
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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moss 🦇 @ittymoss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
knowing that your very secure very large hiding spot can be so easily set aside but convinced it’s still safer than trying to run. because you really hope she actually hasn’t noticed you (Art by @/aviandalek on artfight or tumblr) #re-ocs
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You couldn't tell me I didn't just play Silent Hill
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MegamiMajou @megamimajou.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Doodle requested for the chill and doodles stream~ "A giantess queen knighting a tiny knight"
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Ranoa 🦈 Shark Edition 🦈 🔜 BLFC @ranoa.art · 02/10/2026
Combination foxtober and halloween for my love @thecolossalfox.bsky.social !!! The costume wasn't a pretext -- He'd have done this regardless :3
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🔞hyena I promise💜 @brelly.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
bedtime doodle of me being a stuck and crumpled nothing between @theferris.bsky.social toes, so you don't forget
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This has always been an all timer- The concept, the execution, all perfect
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wait-
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS! Women SHRINK from me because my aura is too POWERFUL I will not apologize for making women fearful.
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me? Scary? Clearly you need to be taught next...
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slugabud 🦠🧣☕ @audaxdreik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
conversation oubliette introverts can sit in the dark shadows and listen to the distant murmur of conversation. host occasionally lowers cheese trays and deviled eggs for them to nibble on
crude paint illustration of my conversation oubliette idea. a photo of a classic 70's conversation pit with a hand drawn grate leading down to an oubliette in the middle
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you for demonstarting so we know what not to do! So helpful
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🔞hyena I promise💜 @brelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ive havent been properly cared for recently but @theferris.bsky.social is on it, dont worry warmups:^)
Ferris with a leash between their toesBrelly in a leash stomped by Ferris' paw. She is licking between the toes.Leashed Brelly with her face and tongue pushed into for floor. Ferris' spit is there:) lick it
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addie!! @addieren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
good point! PSA if you're a 12+ foot tall renamon here's what NOT to do!!
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Nephie the peddler of unsightly smut @sweethowls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#sizetober2026 Day 3 Beach Day! Someone worked reeeeally hard on that sandcastle huh- sorrryyyy I was just eager to get to the water and it got kinda trampled. ; w ; #sizesky #sizetober
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Rowling would hate girl versions of her characte tho" god you're fucking stupid. Her hatred is for real people not for the concept of "what if girl now." You're giving her free advertising and half-assing the justification.
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Mae Merciless @maemerciless.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
drow hit different in size because there's an extra oomph about a species known for relying on stealth and hiding and shadows and the periphery suddenly being able to look down at her boots and just start applying brute force in hard heavy thuds that scatter the heroes like bugs
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We can start with 'my lord' and work from there
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One Piece Merch News @opmerchandise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Official closer look at the Hollow Hollow Ghost Hooded Blanket. 🇯🇵: October 8, 2026 #OnePiece
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Its not for you💜
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 06/12/2025
kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 06/09/2026
sparkle on, erika... sparkle on..... #umineko
LAMBDADELTA: "c'mon, bern, your SONAS all look so BORING! let ME pimp 'em up for once~"
BERNKASTEL: "just ignore her."
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LAMBDADELTA: "HMPH! i'll let your SERVANT decide... —wanna look LAMBDALICIOUS at your next RAVE?"
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ERIKA: "a-ABSOLUTELY NOT!! this DRESS is tacky ENOUGH!!!"
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BERNKASTEL: "......on second thought, make this brat SUFFER."
ERIKA: "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
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[on the game board...]
NATSUHI: "JESSICA! you SURELY have a more SUITABLE outfit for our poor GUEST!"
JESSICA: "i—i don't even know where she got it!!!"
ERIKA: "it's okay... i can solve the case like THIS.... if it pleases my MASTER...."
MARIA: "uu-uu!! new magic pet dog for maria!!"
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Aubrey.EXE @shrinkeeaubrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You bought an old DVD of The Aubrey Show at a garage sale, but after getting home putting it in your DVD player... it turned out to be anything but normal...
a grainy Aubrey with hyper realistic bleeding eyes
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a staple of my playback so I'm glad it's not seen as gauche (yet)
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me and you doing hot girl shit
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Mae Merciless @maemerciless.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every time I see these two on my feed I always think "my two braincells"
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Ferris. @theferris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October 1st Which is the right time for Percy
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meknes (COMMS CLOSED! 5/5) @meknes217.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
comm for @theferris.bsky.social's magic lady!
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Captain Molasses @captainmolasses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doodle of a dragon lady daydreaming about handsome knights
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
blunderville is one of the civilizations meteion saw that drove her to despair
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