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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 4h

Imagine being broke and named, "Bill."

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 9h

WebMD said that I have no disease but I am a sick fuck.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 14h

From September to March, every office sounds like a tuberculosis ward.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 16h

Kids don't like specific music anymore and it's because of AI. I'm not being an old person fighting technology, I'm starting a fact. I ask my kids what music their friends like and they say none of them know any bands or artists. I hope the ship gets righted but I am not hopeful for the arts.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is a porn for it. Does that mean that someone writes TheFaceOfDave slash fict?

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm still upset that I never got a Favestar trophy.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My superpower is the ability to overthink anything to the point that I get a headache.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

🎶Wake me up and give me GoGurt/ cuz I'm not eating any non-tube yogurt!🎶

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dachshund: Why the long face? Horse: Why the long ass?

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm going to make every nerd angry, right now. Remake Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh, you like The Simpsons? Name 49 of their best episodes.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Captain Obvious called. He said that he has my number. That's how he just called me.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It is written in the ancient tomes, so it must be

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Now that Sir-Mix-A-Lot is older, baby got back-problems.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Normalize bullying small businesses that think AI posters look good. They made their own ads last year or they payed a designer for that before, why can't they now?

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have been told I look like I'm going to steal the declaration of independence, though.

Me in front of the declaration of independence

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I couldn't hurt a fly. Not because I'm nice, I'm just extremely weak and uncoordinated.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Centrist: Left wing... right wing... they're all part of the same bird. Me: What if I told you that governments aren't birds?

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They say life is short but what do you actively do that is longer?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026

not my birthday but I’m not gonna let that stop me from eating a whole cake

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Reminder: You do not hate Mondays, you hate capitalism. Stay strong, friends!

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Driving home from the Renaissance Festival, I decided we'd go through a Wendy's drive through because we were hungry and in our cosplay but my 9yo had to pee. That will be a shift those workers will remember.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nah, it's funny and they distract dragons for me

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Delphine and Espern are stuck following me because I keep doing side quests. They keep scaring me because I forget that they're there.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Did you guys know that there are side quests on Skyrim? I've restarted and, instead of doing the main quest and quitting, I'm doing all the side stuff. Crazy.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Don't get me STARTED on 90s movies breakfasts that don't get touched.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ah yes, food. And for your side would you like, "side?"

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nothing makes me angrier than when someone orders, "a beer," in a tv show/movie

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Crowdfunding but with random rewards: If you put $100 toward my widget, I will make your child's science fair board. Upgrade to $150, I will make it look good but not like an adult did it.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Self-improvement is overrated. I'm going for self-sustaining or self-slowly-decaying.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I haven't had to do this in a while but if you reply to one of my jokes as if I am not joking, I will block you. I know you're thinking, "I'll do it now and he'll know I'm jokingly doing it." Ignore that thought. I hate it. Don't do it.

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