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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today I have a story called "Today I’m Your Friend Who’s Way Too Comfortable Talking About Masturbation." Thanks so much to the madman Dmitriy Kogan for publishing this sexy little baby. Would especially love if you read it at work or church, around your children, or maybe for your own TMI friend.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hugely honored/humbled for these very kind words by the great @tracieadams.bsky.social

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Cowboy Jamboree @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you missed CJ's reading with @thedrevlow.bsky.social & @jdclappwrites.bsky.social & Mark Rogers & @vanwinkle.bsky.social last night, we got you. The video is now up on our YouTube channel. Watch the video, give us a follow. Planning to post some more CJ connected stuff. youtu.be/3UM4cUJgUqc

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Cowboy Jamboree Fall Release 2026

YouTube video by Cowboy Jamboree

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Thanks to all who came out last night. Great night. Great being able to read with some of my favoritest favorites @vanwinkle.bsky.social @jdclappwrites.bsky.social, and Mark Rogers. Special shout out to @tracieadams.bsky.social for always being crazy supportive of me (& the rest of the Cowboy crew).

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This: "The sword swallower & the human cannonball stormed out months ago.... After that, the stilt walker fell and broke his back when the irascible magician’s assistant tripped him Only the most loyal and desperate have stayed." fictivedream.com/2025/09/14/e...

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Everyone’s Hangry at the Celestial Hurly Burly

by Mikki Aronoff and Kathryn Silver-Hajo — inspired by the painting, Good and Evil, an Abstraction, by Jewad Selim …

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Spread the word, y'all.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Remember back when as a young man you learned that cootchie could be both: vagina & the thing you said to babies before you said coo and then tickled them. But you couldn’t say cootchie coo to a woman’s vagina without it being awkard?

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coochie coochie coo

ALT: coochie coochie coo

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Come on out y'all and hear to my drunken sailor stories

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Driving home from work behind a black Elantra with the bumper sticker “I ❤️ MUSIC” and I think to myself: You go on wit you bad self.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Sending out free books. Anybody want a free copy of THE CAPTAIN'S BEEN DRINKING? All you need to do is like read the motherfucker (it's pretty short) and tell somebody about it--good, bad, and ugly. a.co/d/08OXSbBN

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The Captain's Been Drinking: Drevlow, Benjamin: 9798905997235: Amazon.com: Books

The Captain's Been Drinking [Drevlow, Benjamin] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Captain's Been Drinking

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Thanks so much, Kelli. Much love.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Thanks so much, Stan. Glad you liked it.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Thank you so much to @delgeo14.bsky.social over at Raw Lit for nominate my story "Social Niceties" for Best Small Fictions. Very honored to be listed along side some of my favorite writers out there.

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Cowboy Jamboree @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

We came hard with it in August, and we're gonna keep the hits comin in September. @thedrevlow.bsky.social @jdclappwrites.bsky.social @tomandes.bsky.social

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Woke up at 3 this morning with this pome stuck in my head for some reason, so here you go, you're welcome: Today I’m your whittle cuddle bunny. With my big floppy ears. And little fluffy tail. And rabbit turds. Shitloads of little balled-up rabbit turds at the asscrack of midnight.

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Happy Bunny Day: Cute Rabbit Bunbunday

ALT: Happy Bunny Day: Cute Rabbit Bunbunday

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

You are the goddamn best, Linda. I can't tell you how much I appreciate reposting everything.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Just me hiding behind your kitchen cabinets with a blow torch waiting for you to come home so I can yell: Surprise! And: Happy birthday! And: What are you gonna wish for? And: Don’t you know it won’t come true unless you can blow every last one of them out?

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Lance Flamme

ALT: Lance Flamme

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Check it out, y'all. I'll be reading about stealing cats. And these others will be straight slaying it. Tis a huge honor to read with these peoples.

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Cowboy Jamboree @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

MOBY DICK for our modern times? Who knows? But it's certainly brilliant because @thedrevlow.bsky.social always brings the gritty goods: www.cowboyjamboreemagazine.com/the-captains...

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Please help me spread the word:

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Anybody interested in a free copy of THE CAPTAIN'S BEEN DRINKING in exchange for a review or interview or something? Could just be a review on Goodreads or Amazon, or a blog/substack or anything. DM me if you're down. www.cowboyjamboreemagazine.com/the-captains...

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The Captain's Been Drinking

COWBOY JAMBOREE

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hey all, remember when I told you last week that I had a book out? Well, it's still available this week for purchase. Just imagine Love Boat meets Below Deck meets Dateline meets Fargo, or something like that or nothing like that. You decide.

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Cowboy Jamboree @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you missed it yesterday, it's never to late to get a hurry on about it. THE CAPTAIN'S BEEN DRINKING, a new novel from @thedrevlow.bsky.social, has arrived.

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Pipeye Boating Cartoon

ALT: Pipeye Boating Cartoon

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

@colinmgee.bsky.social on "the captain": "sit back and enjoy a ride on the Queen of the Northland with a degenerate captain who has been drinking, a first mate who has been drinking, and possibly even an author who's been drinking." www.cowboyjamboreemagazine.com/the-captains...

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The Captain's Been Drinking

COWBOY JAMBOREE

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I'm a real slut for publishing stuff today, but still: please buy my book about giving boat tours to strippers.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

not to be that guy, but my novel The Book of Rusty is like 75% double-contractions. a.co/d/0b0MsMoh

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The Bulb Region @bulbregion.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"Eyes always go first when fish go fishing for drowned bodies. / Windows to the soul. / Of hungry heartless fish." The brilliant @thedrevlow.bsky.social returns to The Bulb Region with another sharp hybrid piece. Read "Life advice for that special incel in your life" on the website today. 🔗👇

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm a big fan of double contractions.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Pumped for this one to be out in the world. Honored that the mad genius @sarpsozdinler.bsky.social selected it for the brilliant @bulbregion.bsky.social. It's called "LIFE ADVICE FOR THAT SPECIAL INCEL IN YOUR LIFE." Please read & share with the incels in your life. bulbregion.com/Life-advice-...

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Life advice for that special incel in your life, by Drevlow — The Bulb Region

Life advice for that special incel in your life — Drevlow Cut your dick off if it’s gone bad....

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Like the chimp that ripped off his master’s face, I just want to see life through your eyes for once, babe.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Trying to line up some readings for this Fall/Spring. Anybody out there in Georgia or thereabouts who'd be willing to host a reading at their school/bookstore/library/etc.? Happy to pair up with other writers as well. Please share if you know anybody. Here are some clips: www.youtube.com/@thedrevlow

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Benjamin Drevlow

spoken word performances

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Maura Yzmore / Fiona Embers 😱🥵😎 @maurayzmore.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This is a great novel by @thedrevlow.bsky.social and @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social Funny and absurd and gut-wrenching

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Ah, you're the best, Maura. Much love.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Nevermind me, I’m just the guy at Walmart with my hoodie & sunglasses paying in cash for this bleach, mop, tarp, rope, duck tape, zip ties, shovel, chainsaw, garden shears, kitty litter, lighter fluid, flashlight, burner phone, latex gloves, booties, coveralls, fake mustache, & blond wig.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

THE CAPTAIN'S BEEN DRINKING out August 18 with @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social "an often hilarious, often offensive and often tragic chameleon of a novel." @wilsonkoewing.bsky.social

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Many thanks to the brilliant @alexandranaughton.bsky.social & Be About It for publishing my love unrequited story about a trash panda and a flea named Freddie. beaboutitpress.substack.com/p/i-tell-mys...

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i tell myself I’m the platonic idea for a trash panda

a new poem by Ben Drevlow

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

If you get four dogs and you give them all different voices and personalities and make them talk to you all day and all night about all their hopes and dreams and all your hopes and dreams, you can pretend that you actually have friends and family that love you.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

have been hacked again on Twitter, which, is pretty much on me for thinking I wouldn't get hacked on Twitter. But anyway, I guess all my hot takes will have to go on blueski now. Twitter's loss is y'all's gain.

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

"You don’t have to like golden showers per se, you just have to learn to like getting pissed on. You don’t have to like Cleveland steamers per se, you just have to learn to like getting shit on." @godscrueljokelp.bsky.social www.godscrueljokelit.com/b-drevlow-2-...

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Benjamin Drevlow - 2 Poems — God's Cruel Joke

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thedrevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Feel like it's destiny that I'd get published by a lit mag called God's Cruel Joke, but I still can't thank Lee Pearson enough for publishing these little ugly babies including the line: "You don’t have to like golden showers per se, you just have to learn to like getting pissed on."

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Cowboy Jamboree @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Always happy to say good shit about @thedrevlow.bsky.social's work because he always writes good shit. CJ Poetry Review, Good Garbage: Benjamin Drevlow's Trash Poems For Trash People, www.cowboyjamboreemagazine.com/drevlows-tra...

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