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Michael

@thecommonsense.bsky.social
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 25/09/2026
I got arrested for impersonating a firework. They let me off.
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A red-backed kingfisher. Southern Flinders Ranges, South Australia.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 02/09/2026
My least favorite color is purple. I dislike it more than red and blue combined.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 28/08/2026
I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 23/08/2026
I've been thinking about selling my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal...
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 19/08/2026
It's very rare that a defibrillator fails. But when it does, no one is shocked.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 18/08/2026
What do you call 2 guys sitting on top of a window? Kurt and Rod.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 18/08/2026
I was talking to a 98-year-old timber worker who'd felled over 5,058 trees in his life. When I asked him how he knew, he replied... ...he kept a log.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 12/07/2026
Just a quick apology to those Take That fans I offended earlier. Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 10/07/2026
I don't advertise my lip-reading business. It's all word of mouth.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 05/07/2026
Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester!
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Two white-fronted honeyeaters. Gluepot Reserve, South Australia.
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Michael R Photography 🌿 @msriffle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's #Stunday. I've never seen a better cloud day over the St. Marks Lighthouse than on this day. This is an #infrared image at 720nm. This image was part of a solo exhibition of infrared images in the summer of 2019 in Tallahassee FL. #photography #landscape #ECK #bnw #monochrome #Kolari #Nikon
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Kilian Schönberger @kilianschoenberger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Layer Cake from the Dolomites It's a fantastic mountain range. #landscapephotography #Dolomites #Dolomiti #Dolomiten
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 02/07/2026
What do you call a factory that makes average products? A satisfactory.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 28/06/2026
I had a Bonnie Tyler GPS, but it was awful. Just kept telling me to turn around, and every now and then it fell apart.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 29/06/2026
Went for a job as a potato packer... Ended up getting the sack.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 28/06/2026
I went to MC Hammer's house the other day. It was rubbish! He wouldn't let me touch anything.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 24/06/2026
I had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 24/06/2026
What do you call an explosive monkey? A baboom.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 24/06/2026
What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20/06/2026
My wife just said that if I don't get off my computer and help with the dishes, she's gonna slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinhwnnriowenjauhuhyfewbh48943983wbedjhhfws7hg873243nbiu2q378hgfdbuifqbqwuiehguh-asdhnjqweiorijndaklajhb
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20/06/2026
I decided to take the side mirrors off my car last week. I haven't looked back since.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 18/06/2026
I have a great bird joke, but I don't want any... Cheep laughs.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 12/06/2026
I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains. It was a Toto failure.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 10/06/2026
I bought a box of animal crackers. Sadly, I had to return them because the seal was broken.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 11/06/2026
Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine? It was about a weak back.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If the guy running the fry cooker at McDonald's was falling asleep on the job somebody would have a talk with him.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 11/06/2026
I accused my buddy of pouring glue on my weapons. He denied it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 09/06/2026
I've just called the Tinnitus helpline... It just keeps ringing!
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 31/05/2026
Did you hear about the incredibly average philosopher? His name was Mediocrates.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 24/05/2026
What do you call a funny mosquito? Malarious!
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Michael Beggs East Coast Tasmania Australia
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Michael R Photography 🌿 @msriffle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I love how a long exposure of several minutes can turn water to glass giving these images a surreal otherworldly look. Especially when made at an #infrared wavelength of 720nm. #photography #landscape #ECK #fullspectrum #bnw #blackandwhite #monochrome #longexposure #Nikon
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
More than 2.7 tonnes of antibiotics (florfenicol) were used at a Tasmanian salmon farm lease in just two months. And that's just one of the 9 salmon leases in SE Tasmania. Fark! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...
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Greens sound alarm after salmon farm pours tonnes of antibiotics into waterway
Almost 3 tonnes of the antibiotic florfenicol were used at one Tasmanian salmon farm lease in just two months, with information on its use across eight other sites yet to be released to the public by ...
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 28/04/2026
Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 15/04/2026
I took a course in oceanography. It was hard to fathom.
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Nature is Amazing @amazingnatural.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Far side of the Moon by Artemis II
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@macro_action @birdzandbees.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
When people say life is not a sprint! Kingfisher in a hurry over RSPB RYE MEADS. Canon R5 and EF 400mm f2.8L IS II+ 1.4x III SS1/3200 F5.6 ISO3200
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Me @BazzaCC @bazzacc.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is an Australian Wedged Tail eagle ....... it would eat an American bald eagle for breakfast
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
🚨: NASA just dropped a full disk image of Earth taken by Artemis II 🤯
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 03/04/2026
More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕
A full disc image of Earth, as seen from the Orion Crew Module. The planet is a pale blue, swirling with white clouds and glowing slightly lighter blue in place from reflected light. At lower left, a large brown landmass is Africa, with Spain and Portugal with twinkling lights where the planet curves. At top right, auroras glow in a thin green glow, just barely separated from the planet's surface. Earth is set against the black of space (pic: NASA/R.Wiseman)
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A few hours ago, the Artemis II crew fired the Orion capsule’s thrusters, leaving Earth orbit and setting course for the Moon. If you're 55 or younger, this crew has already traveled farther from Earth than anyone in your lifetime.
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
William Hawkins (American Artist, born 1962)
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Michael R Photography 🌿 @msriffle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It's overwhelming. It's complicated. It's too much in one image. But I'm posting it anyway. (I've just finished a glass of a fine 20yo tawny port.) 😎 This is an #infrared image made with a Nikon Z6iii and Nikkor 14-30mm f4 lens. Processed in #Lightroom and #DxOSilverEfex. #bnw #ECK #fullspectrum
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
An old photo of a quiet country road and some nice clouds. This is at Beaufort, South Australia. North of Port Wakefield. Bluebonnet parrot territory.
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kevinosx @kevinosx.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Monday morning osprey... #photography #birdphotography #birds #nature
An osprey flaps its wings and pulls itself out of the water where it had just dove in to capture a fish for a morning meal. The air around the osprey is filled with tiny drops of water that shine from the light of the morning sun.
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Adrián Massanet @adrianmassanet.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Nature Nomad @naturecompass.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A calm night on the Oregon Coast. Taken from one of my summer workshops. ✨
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Ed Henderson @dredhenderson.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Loweswater in the Lake District on Saturday morning. #BlueskyMonday #Bluesky
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