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Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. 🔴 = 🚫 | DMs = 🚫 🦋 🌹

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 2h
While Trump was rallying in San Antonio & fearing the negative impact by attending, Texas governor Greg Abbott skipped it & held his own fundraiser for 10s of supporters instead.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h
FCC Chair Andrew Ferguson touts the administration's work to "protect white American men from discrimination"
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 2h
The usual embassy scandal is a seating chart mix-up Amb. Guilfoyle has been bringing an energy lobbyist in Greece to official events & reportedly pumping a Trump donor for payments over Signal She denies wrongdoing, but I'm rubbing my eyes Diplomatically speaking, on @cnn.com👇 -TN
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Rep. Jerry Nadler @nadler.house.gov · 2h
We now know that officials like Giuliani intentionally ignored our claims and lied to New Yorkers about the dangers they were facing. The mishandling of these cleanup efforts exposed thousands of New Yorkers and rescue workers to toxins that are still impacting their health.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 2h
🤷‍♀️ 🤣🤣🤣
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 3h
Needs to be front & center …
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 3h
Odd that Trump has repeatedly targeted San Diego for attack, no?
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 3h
The worst thing you can do to a narcissistic egomaniac is openly laugh at them.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 6h
Only in a government run by Trump and a State Dept run by Rubio can an unqualified grifter like Kim Guilfoyle remain Ambassador to Greece after all the scandals that have come out just in the last week. But she obviously has A LOT of dirt on the president’s son, so tough to fire.
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 14h
So after the White House spokespersons tried to justify his inexplicable remarks, saying that he wasn't calling for Iran to nuke Los Angeles and San Diego, Trump *doubles down* Literally daring them to bomb the California cities
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 3h
He uses the microphone to hide the neckgina waddle and the podium to hide the giant trunk he’s carrying.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 3h
He uses the microphone to hide the neckgina waddle and the podium to hide the giant trunk he’s carrying.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 17h
Getty photographs before the Trumps had her shipped off to Greece to make room for DonJr’s new fling during their plea bargaining. 🤣
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 3h
During his San Antonio rally, Trump spends 5 minutes lamenting about his bald spot being visible from behind on the Jumbotrons …
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 13h
And tonight in San Antonio it was. 12 separate times by some counts. “You’re a f-cking pėdofile !!!”
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15h
Several people were arrested and kicked out of a Republican rally in San Antonio as President Trump made his remarks. Protesters could be seen yelling aggressively while Trump gave his speech, flipping off the crowd, and getting involved in physical altercations with republican supporters.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 14h
Look at the “silhouetting” shapes here below Trump’s knees under his pants’ fabric as he walks gingerly from Marine One …
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 15h
Trump lies that his rally in San Antonio is “completely full; no vacant seats.” C-Span shows it’s simply not true as their camera pans the arena while he’s making the claim. Upper tiers have 100s of empty seats.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18h
Wow Trump gets heckled in Texas and the protester gets assaulted by a member of the crowd.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15h
A heckler screams you’re a pedophile president 👏
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’ll be his staff members after the midterms …
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 15h
With Trump, everyone eventually begins to realize the wheels AREN’T going round ‘n round. #ETTD
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 15h
Again with this shit ?
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 16h
Yet again, weekly new hair dye, grandpa?
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 16h
People overlook the dirt she has on all of the Trumps.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 17h
Getty photographs before the Trumps had her shipped off to Greece to make room for DonJr’s new fling during their plea bargaining. 🤣
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 17h
Guilfoyle regains her position as head Trump grift queen, momentarily …
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Have you noticed that since Trump shipped her off to Greece, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Don Jr’s now ‘out to pasture’ girlfriend, hasn’t been heard from since? I wonder what they had to hide? 🤔
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18h
My favorite thing about the Kimberly Guilfoyle donor texts scandal is that it has to be humiliating for her that it’s now public. And it’s got to sting to know that it must have been Eric Deters who leaked her messages instructing him to help her commit tax fraud and cover up the scheme.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 17h
Simply, the best?
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump RETURNS to Texas TODAY (to San Antonio) to continue to campaign & dance for Paxton, and a congressional candidate Carlos de la Cruz. Hot spit and monkey vomit !!! What the hell must be in the rest of those hidden away Trump - Epstein files ?!
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 17h
Paxton has secretly (?) complained that his Texas campaign is totally paid & managed by Trump affiliates in DC. Checks. ✅
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h
Trump's speech is interrupted for a fifth time
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h
Trump is having a hard time getting into his speech in Texas because he keeps getting interrupted by demonstrators. This is at least the fourth one.
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 18h
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 17h
“Have you ever noticed that those are bad looking people ?”
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Trump seething under all that sweaty makeup & hairspray as he jovially winks … 😬😉😬
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 23h
“I AM FATMAN !!!”
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 18h
“The BEST is YET to COME !!!”
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