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@theclay.xyz
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weird internet guy haver of nice hands certified tall often despairing about sports in Carolina “A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI

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clay @theclay.xyz · 8h
oh dang
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clay @theclay.xyz · 8h
sheriff has biggest balls in western Nebraska
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clay @theclay.xyz · 8h
Pasghettis 🤣
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clay @theclay.xyz · 9h
or is it necrophilia
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clay @theclay.xyz · 9h
catching up on Lanterns where did they get Noah’s offensive line those dudes are NOT offensive lineman. completely ruined my immersion.
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clay @theclay.xyz · 10h
no sound on the white sox / guardians, what happens when the catcher drops the ball and it hits the batter?
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clay @theclay.xyz · 16h
size 14 bra lol
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clay @theclay.xyz · 16h
static.klipy.com
Jared Keeso Asks 'Fer What?!'
ALT: Jared Keeso Asks 'Fer What?!'
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clay @theclay.xyz · 17h
best i can do it root against one team more
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clay @theclay.xyz · 18h
don’t make me pull for the Falcons, that’s mean
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clay @theclay.xyz · 18h
can i get a tie tonight
NFC South standings, showing ATL and NO both 1-2 behind 2-2 panthers
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clay @theclay.xyz · 18h
static.klipy.com
Seth: No, Not Like That (Clash Royale)
ALT: Seth: No, Not Like That (Clash Royale)
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clay @theclay.xyz · 19h
static.klipy.com
Shock Cat Itsnotmykla
ALT: Shock Cat Itsnotmykla
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clay @theclay.xyz · 19h
oh god if i had to pack boots it would take 80% of available suitcase space
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clay @theclay.xyz · 19h
status:
Fuzzy drawing of thing? Wearing a panthers cap, pointing a gun in the air, and holding a large bojangles cup
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clay @theclay.xyz · 20h
It should have 😭
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
just butt, on defense
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James Curle @jamescurle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now all the Panthers have to do is fall down and take a safety…
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
ol’ Chris had no faith, big dummy
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
NOTHING YOU GET NO FIRST DOWN
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
can’t breathe
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
GOT HIM
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Weather Moose @wxmoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
AWS AI thing: 37% chance lions get multiple possessions 5 possessions later…
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Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Going to barf
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
STILL COUNTS
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
ughhhh
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
ffs
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
if we lose this because of 2 missed PAT I’m going to have a cry
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
bubble gut time
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
Emily!!!
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
oh no barves
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
SHUT UP
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
dang Tirico just ignoring the 2003 Super Bowl appearance
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
NOPE YOU GET NOTHING
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
I’m trying to figure out when it’s safe to take my sleepy pills (panthers game)
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
🙏🙏🙏
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
shut your mouth
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
it’s almost over right
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
well that’s a hamstring
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
No.
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
oh thank god
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
YANKED HIS MOUTH GUARD OUT no call
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
FINE THANK YOU
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
Darren Waller, cash money
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
lol we just don’t trust Fitzgerald
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
love it
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
other side of the planet
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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026
wait they have an interpreter for the chat at mound?
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