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@theclay.xyz

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weird internet guy haver of nice hands certified tall often despairing about sports in Carolina “A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI

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clay @theclay.xyz · 9h

perfect, lock it in.

Charlotte
71°
Sunny
H:80° L:61°

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clay @theclay.xyz · 23h

this dude trying to steal my soup

a cat on a read pillow investigating a bowl of ramen

clay @theclay.xyz · 12/10/2026

evidently I’m not wrong

The NFC East has managed to go winless in a week where two teams played against each other.
After the Cowboys fell on Thursday and the Eagles lost a morning game to a walk off field goal, the Commanders and Giants managed to tie leaving the NFC East 0-2-2 for Week 5.

clay @theclay.xyz · 08/10/2026

got my ass lol

clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026

can i get a tie tonight

NFC South standings, showing ATL and NO both 1-2 behind 2-2 panthers

clay @theclay.xyz · 05/10/2026

status:

Fuzzy drawing of thing? Wearing a panthers cap, pointing a gun in the air, and holding a large bojangles cup

clay @theclay.xyz · 04/10/2026

quad box nfl and wnba playoffs

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clay @theclay.xyz · 04/10/2026

was very confused at first, especially during in the counter at the hot food service in the Asian market

DATE GUN KIT

(For heavy-duty Labeling)

clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

an old fashioned with a cherry and a slice of orange

god’s chosen cocktail

clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

a mostly empty glass

clay @theclay.xyz · 01/10/2026

“A real Bible. Adult size. Written by Jesus.” 🤣🤣🤣

Keri Russell as Kate Wyler in The Diplomat, very seriously saying “A real Bible. Adult size. Written by Jesus.”

clay @theclay.xyz · 01/10/2026

and can carry knives

Jeff the Land Shark, carrying a knife in his mouth, being carried by Elsa Bloodstone

Jeff: MRAFFF!

Elsa: STOP SQUIRMING, JEFF. WADE WOULD
NEVER SODDING FORGIVE ME IF I LET YOU GET TRAPPED IN HERE.

BUT YES, YOU MAY TAKE YOUR MOUTH KNIFE WITH YOU.

clay @theclay.xyz · 01/10/2026

let’s see what kind of achievements were added in the latest update to weirdest game series in existence oh no

Crusader Kings 3 achievement in the latest update, “By God Alone”

Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse

clay @theclay.xyz · 01/10/2026

look at this panthers jacket my buddy made, absolutely incredible

the front of a white jacket with illustrations of legendary Panthers players

the back of a white jacket with illustrations of legendary Panthers players

clay @theclay.xyz · 29/09/2026

CAN CHECK

cocktail glass with a brown liquid, next to a liquor bottle that says “Four Roses Small Batch Select”

clay @theclay.xyz · 28/09/2026

Is ACC Husband commercial basically

clay @theclay.xyz · 27/09/2026

clay @theclay.xyz · 25/09/2026

SAMES

MY LOCATION
Charlotte 73°
Sunny
H:73° L:51°

clay @theclay.xyz · 22/09/2026

guess who helped somebody move ands he some battle scars to show for it

a man’s forearm/wrist with 3 separate scrapes/bruises

clay @theclay.xyz · 21/09/2026

gave up 100 points in week 1 and still winning on point differential, of course they are mad

NFC South standings showing Carolina in the #1 spot over #2 New Orleans by way of division record and maybe point differential

clay @theclay.xyz · 20/09/2026

AND NOW WE’VE GOT BEARS/VIKINGS

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clay @theclay.xyz · 20/09/2026

lol what

clay @theclay.xyz · 20/09/2026

bro you can’t park there

a white ford pickup with a very black trailer, backed into a parking spot in a suburban strip mall. It’s completely blocking the driving area

clay @theclay.xyz · 19/09/2026

lol

5 people doing “wtf is going on in Clemson” all at the same thing

clay @theclay.xyz · 18/09/2026

do they think this will make people listen?

+1 (804) 332-5300
Hi, this is Virtual Recruiter Riley from Everforth Apex, calling about a job opportunity.
37m ago

clay @theclay.xyz · 16/09/2026

clay @theclay.xyz · 15/09/2026

dog tax:

clay @theclay.xyz · 15/09/2026

cat tax:

a very handsome chocolate Siamese in his chubby phase wearing a bow tie

clay @theclay.xyz · 14/09/2026

lol

sign in bathroom over a urinal at a dive bar that says

IT
CLOGS
WHEN STUPID
ASSES THROWS
TRASH IN THE URINAL!

The S in THROWS is scratched out with a pen drawn smiley face next to it

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clay @theclay.xyz · 13/09/2026

YESSSSSS

Bears
59
3:40
Panthers
37
4th
Chance of Scorigami: 99.97%

clay @theclay.xyz · 13/09/2026

Bears 52
Panthers 37

3:52
4th
Chance of Scorigami: 40.00%

clay @theclay.xyz · 13/09/2026

I feel like @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social will have one for this

a lone jets fans wearing a #1 jets jersey looks up, watching the lone tv in North Carolina bar tuned to the jets game

clay @theclay.xyz · 13/09/2026

Actress Margot Martindale wearing glasses and a red hat, looking surprisingly like Will Muschamp

clay @theclay.xyz · 10/09/2026

look at these moochers

black dog and Siamese cat joining forces to beg for food

clay @theclay.xyz · 10/09/2026

@cinquinho.bsky.social LET’S DO Low Down, Slow Horses, Black Doves this fall?!

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clay @theclay.xyz · 10/09/2026

$1 wing, $5 draft day, and nothing to do this afternoon but nap

A pint of juicy jay, lemon pepper hot honey wings, sweet potato tots with cinnamon butter

clay @theclay.xyz · 08/09/2026

what’s going on here

“DADBOD”’ spray painted multiple times on a wall in red, blue, black

clay @theclay.xyz · 08/09/2026

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clay @theclay.xyz · 08/09/2026

lol wat

This Just In
SEC files amendment to federal lawsuit against LSU, seeking authority to expel the school from the league - Thamel

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clay @theclay.xyz · 08/09/2026

You don’t need power to play football.

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clay @theclay.xyz · 08/09/2026

AAAHAHAHAHA

bro that lady
the dude next to be was laughing so hard the bar was shaking

It got worse.
Her and I had an altercation.

clay @theclay.xyz · 07/09/2026

AND A COOZIE

clay @theclay.xyz · 07/09/2026

man walked into the doctor and said “give me the handsome squidward”

handsome squidward

clay @theclay.xyz · 06/09/2026

clay @theclay.xyz · 06/09/2026

clay @theclay.xyz · 06/09/2026

me: give me a half (5oz) pour of that 12.5% barleywine bartender:

a full pour of a dark drink in a 10oz glass labeled “Carolina beer temple”

clay @theclay.xyz · 05/09/2026

oh heck yeah

YouTube TV zen screen with a capybara chilling in a body of water surrounded my lemons

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clay @theclay.xyz · 05/09/2026

sickos.gif

2 TVs showing custom multiverses of SPORT

clay @theclay.xyz · 04/09/2026

situation improving

clay @theclay.xyz · 04/09/2026