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TheCambrianisCool

@thecambrianiscool.bsky.social
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Record number of missing pets and children shortly after the fire and subsequent closure of the government-run research and development facility located outside of the Nevada desert
a road at night. a passing car's headlights briefly illuminate a hunched, humanoid creature standing in the ditch. it's head is reptilian. behind, in the darkness, two shadowy figures look on with eyes that shine
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
alley guy 18/03/2026
an upside down distorted humanoid figure lurks in a dark alley, bracing itself with two long arms.
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“We Went After Photographic Evidence Of Real-Life Brontosaurus - Goes Horribly Wrong - REAL”
a trainyard at dusk, a blurry askew photo of a large humped shape with a long neck, like a dinosaurthe same trainyard, obscured by an attacking shape with multiple lamprey-like mouths
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
crossing
a car parked at a train crossing, something huge and fleshy and many limbed runs by
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
man in the hallway at night base photo by @neonrot.bsky.social thank you!!
a grotesquely elongated, gigantic face floats in the darkness of a hallway at night, mouth open
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The Fishers
photo of a country road, in the dark to the side, multiple creatures with fish hooks instead of heads crawl towards the photographer
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
the other passenger thank u @ totaldoofus on instagram for the photo!!
a tall flayed skeleton stands at the opposite end of a subway car, the floor has some blood. its upper head is an eyeless dome that's been shattered, resulting in a hole that looks star-shaped
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
cool hotel dog base photo by @ totaldoofus on instagram thank u
a giant hairy animal crosses a hotel hallway looking at the viewer, its in the middle distance and has a strange, pale humanish face
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Drinking Bird base photo by @marcybones64.bsky.social thank u! bonediggre.com
a backlit area on a ship, tables and chairs almost in silhouette, a giant man-sized "bird" type thing floats / stands nearby. it has an upsettingly human-like eyeball and a metal syringe head for a "beak"
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
During the storm
a photo taken through a car window of a city street, white fence on the left, houses, streaks of rain dot the window obscuring the view. there is a tall, grey, rotten, naked thing standing on the street corner. it's looking at you as you drive by. you'll never see it again, but you will think about it for the rest of your life.
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
recurring nightmare of being chased
a hallway lit by fluorescent lights and lined with mirrors, a pale man with a grotesquely doughy elongated head stoops to enter, he is chasing you in a nightmare
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
hider / seeker
huge lilac tree branches. pale legs dangle from within
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
puppet show in empty room thanks to @neonrot.bsky.social for the photo!
hanging faceless figure with incredibly long bony arms spread wide, puppet strings ascending to nowhere. empty giant room with colourful floor and blue walls, hangar roof.
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
memory / ghost of a butcher
empty room, flashlight beam on an open door. a partially flayed corpse terminating in an abstracted bulb / mouth stands in the door. its arms are long twisty shadows
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
missing
A black and white photo of a forest. two silhouetted figures stand before a lanky humanoid hanging in the air from strings, it has very long arms“Missing child abducted by “living doll” friends says

“By ————

A child is missing today in the small 
logging town of Sawtooth Bay, leaving 
authorities baffled.

According to young Sarah Lynn, she and 
Her friend Katy Deanne were playing in local
Ambergris Woods, currently the site of an
Extensive and ongoing logging project, when
They saw a strange figure standing nearby.

“It was like someone had made a giant doll
And just left it out there in the woods. Me and Katy
Were really scared at first, but when we saw it was a
Big fake, she started walking towards it. I think she 
Wanted to show me that it hadn’t scared her or anything.
I told her to stop. It had these long arms, and strings 
Going way up, but I couldn’t see where they connected to
Anything. I kept telling Katy we had to leave it alone, 
but she kept poking at it. That’s when it grabbed her up.

“Before I could do anything, it was already
Moving and I couldn’t help her. I couldn’t 
help, and it started rising up into the sky. 
It went up on those strings and took Katy 
with it. It took her into the sky.

Police are searching for anyone with-
Information, and they are encouraging anyone-
Who may have vital information to come-“
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You can tell summer is winding down when The Old Woman Of The Woods starts hunting for meat to help her and her young survive through winter hibernation.
A photo taken from the passenger seat of a moving car. trees and a guardrail, and a rear view mirror in the bottom of the frame. a blue sky and lush greenery. The Old Woman of the Woods, a gigantic shaggy bear-like creature with a face like an old lady (aside from a gigantic red toothy jaw) peers at the passing car. She's probably disoriented as she gets ready to hibernate.
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“-the creatures known as “overpassers”, due to their preferred feeding ground, are actually an unknown form of gigantic flatworm - They can grow to immense size depending on the structure they decide to use as a home, and are mostly known as a dangerous and disgusting nuisance.
a blank flat "face" peers down from under an overpassA bridge over a river, a spindly boneless creature hangs from its undersidea simple line drawing of a face, next to it the underside, a black hole of a mouththe trellis under an old railway bridge. a long gangly creature clings to it, it's face is a black hole in a flaring flat shape, like the line drawing
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The full family. Sometimes the young ones get into buildings and can't find their way out without help, like bears and deer, just way more dangerous. Third picture was taken by @ totaldoofus on instagram!
A giant hairy creature with a mouth of sharp teeth by the roadside, forest in the background.an elongated hairy animal with a small ghastly human-like head. by an old boat on a rural roadsideA younger, smaller version of the same creatures, this time in a hotel hallway.simple line drawing of the creature, hairy animal body in black crayon and a pleasant smiley face. it says eyewitness sketch in the bottom right corner
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the server may be down.
a trailcam style image of a fence and some grass in the pitch black, grainy. the text on bottom says "no route to host! the server may be down." A giant, hairy creature stares into the camera with a humanoid face, its eyes are wicked pinpricks of light in the darkness
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"The exit is this way." Base photo by @hellobooze.bsky.social , thank you!!
A dark hallway lit by an orange EXIT sign. A tall slender figure with gigantic bulging bloodshot eyes gestures to a side door, as if indicating an exit. Do you trust this man???????
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Rare sighting of Mr.Trapdoor"
sepia-toned photo of the entrance to a subway in a city, stone street, bikes parked to the side, trees behind. emerging from the subway entrance is an enormous manic face with bulging eyes. it appears to be pulling itself forward with eight insectile limbs.
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⭐DrSteph⭐ // (SLOTS PAUSED) @stephsartlab.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
// DELTARUNE CH5 SPOILERS . . . . Isn't she lovely..? #deltarune #deltarunespoilers
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cookin @cookin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
if uni were an owl, would he still be a chicken boy? @unicouniuni3.bsky.social
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Hockerzock @hockerzock.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
But what if i turned Copper rot into an anime girl? I'm calling her sparky #Gijinka #MonsterGirl
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 29/04/2026
Copper rot is a newly described fungus that, through unknown means, obtains energy directly from electricity. This species enters cables through exposed metal, then grows outwards, using fire to disperse its spores. It is not advised to touch it, as it is conductive enough to cause electrocutions.
A utlility pole is consumed by a growing mass of fungi. They look spiky and black, as if charred, with white ends. They are using the cables for support as they grow outwards.A phone charger plugged into a power strip. A spiky black fungus is growing from its USB connector, swallowing the charger and cables alike. A wisp of smoke is being released from the area where the fungus meets the cables.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 13/04/2026
My shadow isn't mine anymore. It still follows me. It has the right shape. But I know it's not me. I see its edges fray when I move. I see it squirm when I'm still. I know that when I look at it, it watches back. Can't remember the time it took over. I'm afraid to think it has always been there.
A person walks in the street between the shadow of two buildings. In this strip of light, the person's shadow is cast as a stark silhouette. Its edges are wrong, stringy, its texture squirms is like hundreds of worms or a slime mold. The shadow is interrupted by two points of light, like piercing eyes looking back at the camera.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 27/03/2026
LET'S GOOO!!! Scientists just announced that they brought Trilobites back! After aeons of slumber, it's time to give them back the world they rightfully deserve :) That's why they're releasing a few million out into the wild!
Scientific press release. On a confetti-covered stage, a man holds a trilobite in his hand, with a tank full of trilobites standing behind him on a podium. A presentation in the back says:
TRILOBITES ARE BACK! 
-Their extinction was a cosmic mistake that we intend to correct.
-We have released 5 million trilobites into oceans worldwide in parallel with this announcement.
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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Pluto - Naoki Urasawa
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KroboPro @krobopro.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
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Incon @chapterthefourth.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Zapperbomb
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Incon @chapterthefourth.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Uhm
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
the underground has an appetite
blown out and askew photo of a subway passage. fleshy pseudopods like rotten gums curl out from around the corner. one curl forms a crude mouth lined with flat teeth
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Clandestine meeting
black and white picture of various people, presumably occultists, their faces covered by black squares, consulting a line of malevolent spirits or entities converged on a railway bridge (?) under cover of night
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Fawful's Minion @fawfulsminion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
In more uplifting news: I can finally share what the next video is! For the 20th episode of Blessed or Messed...it's the Five Nights at Freddy's Movie! Longest episode yet. Audio's all finalized, and I just have to do the visuals/footage.
Next Blessed or Messed episode: The Five Nights at Freddy's Movie!
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GGX💥 @galaxygearx.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOURE STILL LIVING THAT LIE #sonicexe #LordX #fnf #Dsidesredux #art
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CBR @carbusrock.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Alcohol molecule is a dog.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I honestly think one reason Millennials are so angry about all this is that many of us grew up during the brief period in American history where the official line was that we had won history *because* of our values, and most of us actually internalized that.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
pine arch creature sighting #octoberfilmhaunt @michaelwehunt.bsky.social
something pale, with long bony limbs and a vague gesture of a face lurks behind a tree. a creature from the found-footage meta narrative novel October Film Haunt by Michael Wehunt
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nao70shark @nao70shark.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
fan art!! @valdevia.art
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
wedding stew 🍲
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
a hotwheels
drawing of a light brown spider, scientific name Hotwheels sisyphus
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”
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headhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
cheetah girl
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TheCambrianisCool @thecambrianiscool.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Liquid glass? More like LIQUID SHIT, because it’s SHIT. Fuck you, Apple, let me turn it back to the previous look.
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Alexis Raine @steb.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
white people don't say "not even a distant land we're stuck on a whole different planet" anymore. they say "I'm in the house like carpet."
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
Screenshot of Tumblr post by lurker-at-thresholds:

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post
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