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@theburr.bsky.social
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought University of Michigan’s garbage truck had a Nazi-themed variation of the school’s “Hail”. Turns out it’s the name of a large garbage truck manufacturer
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Extremely disappointed with NU Athletics
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maintenance Phase inadvertently covers the plot of a classic SVU episode!
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Same but for late-season marching band practice
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have no idea how to have this conversation within Jewish circles but the very obvious path we're on is that the ADL is devaluing the concept of antisemitism by making it synonymous with Ms Rachel and Macklemore, spending down the capital of American Jews in service of a genocidal apartheid state
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Watching on Telemundo has been a superb experience except for right now when I can’t understand why that goal was reversed
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The republican justices ruled that the ref had to issue that red card because they don’t believe Balogun’s citizenship should be legal
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
But seriously has anyone mentioned to Trump that it’s possible the US wouldn’t be in the knockout round rn if his birthright citizenship dream were true?
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If the republicans had their way Balogun wouldn’t have been eligible for USMNT
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Whoah! This Dietrich Bonhoeffer person sounds horrible. Was there a specific person he tried to kill or something like that?
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Jody Avirgan @jodyavirgan.com · 15/06/2026
Cape Verde
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I can stop searching. I’ve found the perfect basketball score
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
When you try to cancel your Comcast subscription
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Was planning on cancelling my cable plan but glad I didn’t or else I’d never know about the competitive world of Popdarts
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
@rodger.bsky.social as an air traffic controller www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkfLhHDR/
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Let me find out air traffic control tapped in chat 😮‍💨 [🎥: via/ KTLA5News]
TikTok video by COMPLEX
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Don’t blame me! I voted for a pope that was tough on crime!
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
So cool to see @aadl.org featuring @amylittlefield.bsky.social ‘s new book!
Ann Arbor district library “new adult nonfiction shelf” with the book Killers of Roe
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Friday night plans include two beers and drafting a letter to Blue Cross Blue Shield about my disappointment in their recent contract negotiations
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Free throw percentage wins games
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
congratulations to the national champs, who trailed Northwestern by 16 points earlier this year
a screencap of Northwestern leading Michigan 58-42
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Every store is closed today as if it’s not a Sunday and I’ve got stuff to do!
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Before the final four show I didn’t have any feelings about the chainsmokers and now I think they’re incredibly lame
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It’s a crime that in a society which goes crazy for sriracha and hot sauce that Sambal Oelek isn’t available in every supermarket
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Correctly called the first game so I’m planning to win all my pools
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
What’s happening with greeting cards these days?
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Teared up reading this
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What’s the over/under on how many minutes into the halftime show until I start crying?
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Does this mean quitting my job and spending 100% of energy on self-care? jk I know what it means and it’s disgusting
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If Indiana can do it then I’ll keep hoping Northwestern can too #CongratsHoosiers
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
close enough
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
this is very much not the core of the issue. we tolerate all sorts of biological advantages and disadvantages in sports. the real fundamental question here is: why is this one different than the others?
At the core of the matter is whether trans-women athletes have a lingering testosterone advantage—a question that remains scientifically disputed. Until that point is settled, a resolution to this painful issue is hard to envision.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
RARE CIGNETTI SMILE
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I guess you half-liked it
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
#CNNYE really reminding me of all the people that died this year
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Glad I read this month’s Costco Connection
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Can’t believe ORD doesn’t have any tvs with the game on rn
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Bathroom scales should have tare buttons so I don’t have to know how much I weigh when I need to weigh my suitcase
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Northwestern lost 9 straight bowl games between 1995 and 2011 and now has won 6 straight bowl games since 2012. Game of runs
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Tyler Fisher @tylerjfisher.com · 23/12/2025
Just in time for NBA Christmas, I'm soft-launching heatcheck.site. Heatcheck tells you if an NBA game was good without spoiling the result. To do so, I've built the Heat Index, a system that accounts for final score margin, lead changes, and back-and-forth drama. Would love your feedback!
heatcheck.site
Heatcheck — Find the Best NBA Games
Know which NBA games are worth your time — without spoilers.
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Getting some good advice
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
NFL always coming up with new rules to screw the lions
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The local buy-nothing group has some gems
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
The plastics
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Sam @theburr.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman wearing sunglasses stands in front of a building with a sign that says no stop
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses stands in front of a building with a sign that says no stop
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Ok I’m back to hating on them.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
gonna call them to let them know they’re never getting any donations from me since they apparently have $75 million lying around to appease the government
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
BACK TO BACK NATIONAL CHAMPION NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS
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