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Gabriel the Builder

@thebuilder.dissky.com
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I build, I like motorcycles and banjo music. Bleeding heart progressive, ally and lover of all people

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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 05/07/2026
Never understood how this works. If they are renting just the pool, do they get access to a bathroom? If you leave a grille on your pool deck do they get access to that too?
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 21/06/2026
Gotta admit my first time in Amsterdam I was rather aggravated that I couldn’t get a good cup of coffee at a “coffee” shop.
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 18/06/2026
You can believe it cause it’s coming from a man who knows his way around an anus.
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 18/06/2026
In other news, Trump now says it’s just “common sense” for the Reflecting pool to have algae in it
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 18/06/2026
Yeah shit we may as well just give them some of ours cause nothing matters and none of it has any consequences anyway.
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The Web Optimist @weboptimist.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yep!!
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The Hawaii thing is a big deal so of course the Koch’s want to kill it
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 12/06/2026
I watched Backrooms the other night, as a construction guy if I noclip my way into there I’m going ham with a sawzall and gonna Koolaid Man my way in a straight line through every yellow ass wall I find.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This will be the tenth time we have secured a peace deal with Iran, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it
The Architect from the Matrix speaking to Neo.
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 26/05/2026
Ask anyone who has a real need what they went to the store to buy and they will simply answer “a tool and some other shit”, the only people who tell you about a trip to a hardware store by saying “I needed a drill” also use the term crudite unironically when buying vegetables.
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 26/05/2026
Wordle 1,802 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I try not to brag but I hit 2 of these in the past seven days
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
On this note: another state (or several of them) should file an original jurisdiction suit against Florida on this basis. The domestic emoluments ban on states paying the president is a federalism safeguard, one state violating it is a real harm to the sovereign interests of every other state.
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 23/05/2026
Wordle 1,799 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 22/05/2026
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 21/05/2026
Stoked for this, fantastic book
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 13/05/2026
A better argument has never been made in our world’s history
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026
speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time
Kepler: "What if the earth orbits the sun"
Tycho: "What if your wife orbits my dick"
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 28/04/2026
Gabby Gifford wonders why no one remembers her?
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 28/04/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Make it make sense......
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The Mark of the Beef 👹
Ground beef on sale for $6.66/lb
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli. (not hard if you're a real one)
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
🎯🎯🎯
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 24/04/2026
You’s from outta town? Looking to pick up a kid while ya here? No don’t worry they’re all totally real, I gots all kinds
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Alex Merry @icecoldal.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
They're cowards for not doing this.
You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 21/04/2026
@inkandpaintdept.bsky.social Dandylion at his best. He protec, he attac, but mostly he nap
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Elon Musk didn’t go to the moon. Jeff Bezos didn’t go to the moon. NASA went to the moon.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
When the American military was woke, trans, and gay? The Strait of Hormuz was open. Now that the American military is run by "Warrior" Christian Nationalists still stuck in the seventh-grade? The Strait of Hormuz is CLOSED.
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 05/04/2026
First time I went to NYC was in ‘78 and I still have grooves in my forearm from where my mom had a death grip on me.
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 02/04/2026
Gotta Stop reading these I need to leave for work
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 20/03/2026
Ok, logging back in to check on The Pitt reactions.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 18/03/2026
For no good reason I decided to start up Wordle again, solved my first one in 6
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 13/03/2026
“We the Gov’t who were being protested for treating people unfairly have determined that the people who were protesting us are in fact the baddies in this scenario”
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 13/03/2026
Man, Friday the 13th is Friday the 13th-ing hard today
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 27/02/2026
If you market this right you can make these suffering pineapple lush plants the next Punch the monkey!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Tmnt logo that says doomed immortal plastic sapients.
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 15/02/2026
I used to know a guy named Floyd who could probably my figure it out
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 10/02/2026
So far today I have; -learned of a deadly shooting at my old high school -got a super passive-aggressive ass-chewing from my boss’s boss -sent out an incomplete document to a client -decided in the interest of my health to drastically cut down my coffee consumption It’s been a day, I tell you what
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Absolutely NO LIES TOLD.....
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
🎯🎯🎯
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 06/02/2026
Yeah I did all that on my original island, then I restarted about 2 years ago and and did it again and now ugh I can’t grind through it all again.
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 06/02/2026
No I actually stopped a few months ago and haven’t gotten back on my island to try out the update yet. My wife is all over it but I know she watches turnip prices like a hawk
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Gabriel the Builder @thebuilder.dissky.com · 06/02/2026
Shit I’d sell in a heartbeat at anything over 200b
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