Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When looking in a mirror, you can only kiss yourself 000
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Have you ever considered that the city bicycle enjoys being ridden? 010
Reposted by Jordan FjordbakKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 24/08/2026if only it were so easy 11094
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Can anyone else read someone's mood by the sound of how they're putting away the dishes? 000
Reposted by Jordan Fjordbakdaria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 25/03/2026HP Lovecraft's full name was "Harry Potter Lovecraft". which is why he was so racist 4461106
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Do you think horses remember things from when they were little? 000
Reposted by Jordan Fjordbakcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/07/2026alright. good talk 353519413
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A whiteboard that reads “Is it against Starfleet policy to push a few buttons?” - Odo - Mariner 020
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Remember that passage in Snowcrash where the guy is just like really, really hot for a good projection lens. Like, the lens itself. 010
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"You need to go touch grass; you also need to go touch the Midwest occasionally." - @hankgreen.bsky.social 000
Reposted by Jordan FjordbakNova The CyberMage💜⭐ @cybermagenova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image! 39134825133
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I’m legit so mad about this still. We should be getting Stumble for a decade. We should be getting St. Denis and Bob’s Burgers every freaking week BRING BACK SIT COMS!!!! 130
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Doing my job has turned into a bad turn based RPG and I wish I was joking 110
Reposted by Jordan Fjordbakwillow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈🎃 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 31/05/2026hey beavis you're like huh huh responsible for your own uhhhh emotional regulation 421665
Reposted by Jordan FjordbakMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026ABUGHAZALEH: There's a rumor right now that I'm gonna run for mayor of Chicago, and I think it's the funniest thing in the world. I've never told anyone that in my life.thehandbasket.coKat Abughazaleh shows us how to fight fascistsQ+A with one of the Broadview Six, who had all charges dropped against them after grand jury misconduct. 851423
Reposted by Jordan FjordbakVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 23/05/20261989 VHS • Devil Worship, The Rise of Satanism 60 FPS : 2625s 416227
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I'm delighted to report that 3 episodes in I am in love with The Miniature Wife 010
Reposted by Jordan FjordbakMe and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 07/05/2026The extremely rare catcopus. 307185653331
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Sometimes I feel like an insane person keeping such meticulous track of my calories. On the other hand it’s working? 050
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 12/04/2026There should be more crime fighting duos who share a cigar 100
Reposted by Jordan FjordbakJordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I’m dying of fat cow disease 171
Reposted by Jordan FjordbakKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I will never think of Elon Musk as anything other than a mass murderer for the USAID cuts. I’ve long felt he’s one of the most villainous people alive today, the real-life equivalent of a comically annoying and cruel supervillain 763065575
Reposted by Jordan FjordbakCameron Blevins @cblevins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026This is so, so well-articulated. 97107603880
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Do NOT email me what’s happening in the elite world of jump rope!!! 130
Reposted by Jordan FjordbakTennessee Lookout @tennesseelookout.com · 01/04/2026Nearly two weeks after her release from immigration detention, Nashville journalist Estefany Rodríguez has filed a first-person account in federal court that further details allegations her arrest was in retaliation for her reporting on local immigration enforcement actions.tennesseelookout.comNashville journalist released from ICE detention details retaliation claims • Tennessee LookoutNashville journalist Estefany Rodríguez filed a first-person account in court detailing allegations her arrest was retaliation for her reporting. 03216
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Do animals think it's gross that humans have so little hair 121
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 10/03/2026It's 2007. You're on your dad's silver cased Macbook watching every iteration of the Mac vs PC commercials on Apple.com. You're waiting on iTunes to download the latest Strong Bad Emails. You're going to transfer it to your iPod Video. 050
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I’m so happy Tim Baltz’s show Shrink is on Peacock!!! Wish there were more of it. 030
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 27/02/2026greptile wants me to speak spanish to it's AI 000
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 26/02/2026All this Napa Boys hype is reminding me of my favorite project I've ever done: womenwhocode.medium.com/project-spot...womenwhocode.medium.comProject Spotlight: BugPhone by JordanWritten by Jennifer Moore 050
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I honestly think that post-divorce women are the most powerful people on earth 050
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 20/02/2026If my transporter clone started hitting on my woman I’d be pissed 270
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Being a software dev is like playing Neopets, except I'm the helpless creature that starves if I forget to earn neopoints. 100
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Buying a second remote so that my side table has one and my husband’s side table has one has been the biggest quality of life improvement to our living room. Much more helpful than expected! 051
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Did you know that they do extreme stunts in every episode of MacGyver? 240
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 31/01/2026realizing the internet is pretty much useless except for the part where I'm talking directly to my friends 190
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 29/01/2026MacGyver is setting an elaborate Home Alone style trap using ✨PHYSICS✨ 130
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 28/01/2026The third episode of MacGyver starts with him being airlifted on a horse 120
Reposted by Jordan FjordbakAlice @nolas-socks.bsky.social · 21/01/2026They're not abducting your neighbors to distract you from the fact that they're pedophiles. They're abducting your neighbors and also they are pedophiles. 4683178
Jordan Fjordbak @thebonster.bsky.social · 21/01/2026My body is a resource management game and I can 100% it 130
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WTW for when your stomach is horny for water?
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thirsty or dehydrated
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Thirsty... thank you](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awzzrtrcrvpnxi3ph2sbhxwv/bafkreiarsixgi33fwjqa54aqisirk6rgyhwg4ebpnrcnsua4yzxm2k56nu)
