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H. J. C. @thebisexualfury.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I often wonder how I became a celebrated custodian when I can’t even keep my house clean.

🧷Trans Punk🧷 @transpunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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You're such a pussy that your selfies are censored in Japan

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I hate a dirty joke I do Unless it’s told by someone whoooooooooooo knows how to tell it…

Now I can’t stop singing Groucho Marx songs.

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When her robe is unfurled She will show you the world If you stand up and tell her where For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris Or Washington crossing the Delaware…

Having a rough day today. Just feeling absolutely gutted. Ugh

H. J. C. @thebisexualfury.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Welp. This is me. Have a good one

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Frog,” said Toad, “if I dust my chairs and scrub my windows and water my plants right now, then I will not have to do it tomorrow, will I?” “No,” said Frog. “You will not have to do any of it.”

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Frog closed his eyes when Toad came out from behind the rocks

Frog hides his eyes as Toad comes out from behind the rocks in his bathing suit.

From "A Swim"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

SHELVE YOUR SPEAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE HUNGER. AND YOU WILL WIN.

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Yes,” said Frog, reaching for a cookie, “we need will power.” “What is will power?” asked Toad. “Will power is trying hard not to do something you really want to do,” said Frog.

Frog stands with two cookies, one in each hand.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

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This is my all time favorite episode. It makes me cry every time. Lovely.

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Often people wonder why I refer to strangers as “friend” when I speak to them online and in real life. It’s from when I was a teacher and it always feels good to use the word to begin with rather than come from an aggressive angle

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Frog hid behind the rock. He say the thing coming. It was big and brown. It was covered with sticks and leaves. It had two horns. “Frog,” cried the thing. “Where are you?” “Good heavens!” said Frog. “That thing is Toad!”

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Myrtle "Modern-Day Monroe" Faust 🌿🧿 @myrtlemystic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wanna see all my sex worker mutuals reposting & quoting this to get their audiences to defend their right to privacy online

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Ryan @ryfangor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Since this has popped off, here's a list of Sexworkers who could use support very urgently rn @luvrgurll.bsky.social @indigofatale.me @saturniibae.com @divinelydelicious.bsky.social @insatiableone.bsky.social @myrtlemystic.bsky.social (for their spine surgery gfm)

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Here’s a few more #art things I made

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Toad looked around. He saw that Frog was not there. “I AM ALL ALONE!” screamed Toad.

Toad suddenly realizes that Frog is not on the sled with him.

From "Down the Hill"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*

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Here’s some of the #art I used to make.

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Oh I feel so fucking exhausted. To the depths of my very weary soul.

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H. J. C. @thebisexualfury.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ve been in a black and white movie mood so I’ve been watching Marx Brothers and Abbott and Costello movies

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I’ve been walking around work doing my Alec Guinness impression. That’s the kind of day I’m having

angel 🏳️‍⚧️ $0/150 housing @freakingangel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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its been over 12 hours stalled for this mutual aid need for tonites housing, we have made zero help :( 5 ppl w $14 could keep us housed today anything helps tysm 🥺💗😭

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

HANG UP YOUR DAGGER, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.

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H. J. C. @thebisexualfury.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And here comes the opposition! Every year we put on the RHPS with no issues, but we’ve always got folks who wanna scream and yell. Give me the strength to deal with it.

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H. J. C. @thebisexualfury.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Kind hearts are more than coronets, and simple faith than Norman blood

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H. J. C. @thebisexualfury.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Visually bi-sexual (really pan, but it’s in my name, so….)

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“Under list of skills, you wrote “Does a killer impression of Nicolas Cage reading William Carlos Williams’s This is Just To Say.” “Yeah.” “When can you start?”

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H. J. C. @thebisexualfury.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I cannot, and I mean this with all sincerity, teach you how to Dougie. You have to find the Dougie within yourself. It’s something you are born with. You don’t learn.

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s assault and waste of a good pizza. We’ve talked about this, moon!!!

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Hurting the president’s feelings isn’t a national security threat Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have a feeling there may be some folks that might need to see this

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It arrived! I mostly read ebooks these days. But when the cover is by Drew Friedman, you just have to have the work of art in your home.

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“Of course it is exhausting, having to reason all the time in a universe which wasn't meant to be reasonable.” -Kurt Vonnegut