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The most presidential bags ever made! These bags are thick and leak-proof, ensuring sanitary handling, and are packaged 60/box on 4 15-count rolls. They're large enough to fully cover your hand and turn inside out for easy pick-up and disposal. A must-have for responsible dog owners, these most presidential bags take the worst part of pet ownership and make it great again! Every Karen and Ken in your neighborhood will know you've moved on from culture war politics to assail the broligarchy. Congratulations, comrade! * Responsible Sourcing: Made at a BSCI-certified facility from PBAT + PLA + Cornstarch, these pet waste bags are top quality, soft to the touch, and environmentally responsible. * Extra Thick & Leak Proof: Durable design ensures no mess and no leaks—perfect for even the toughest clean-ups. * Generous Size: At 9″x13″, these bags are large enough to cover your hand for sanitary cleanup. * Reliable & Practical: Designed for responsible dog owners who value quality and lowbrow art masquerading as consumer staple good. * Many Uses, Much Solidarity: Ideal for kitchen compost bins, messy diapers, walks in the park or while traveling, fitting easily into your daily routine and lifestyle. Refill your dispenser or gift them to friends. White elephant gifts have never been this cool! Perfect for any holiday gift, including Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentines, Christmas, Hanukkah, and Birthdays.
