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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So, let's try this again, without the grammar error. Just finished my 20th novel. It features this dame:

Cover of the novel, Razzmatazz, by Christopher Moore, showing a 1940s dame putting on a fedora with the Golden Gate Bridge in the background and a strange, alien hand coming over her shoulder.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Claude, are my Bisquick Scones delicious?

Screenshot of Google AI confirming at all A.I. agents lie to please the user.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@kenjennings.bsky.social Thanks so much, Ken. And please thank the team for me. You lot are the dog's bollocks! nay, the mutt's nuts! dare I say it? the mongrel's bloody dongles!

Jeopardy answer reading: In Christopher Moore's Fool, the jester of this shakespeare king gets the limelight and shows goneril a real good time.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pocket, a small, indoor fool, makes Jeopardy tonight.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Authors! Regarding the Anthropic Settlement. This just in from the Authors Guild. My old agent was trying to take 25% of everything, to which they have no right. You may need to update your claim allocation.

Text from Authors Guild saying that Agents have no rights to the Anthropic Claim

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Amazon had 80/20 ground beef on sale for $1.99 a pound today. Yesterday it was $6.99. Normally, when it goes on sale, it's $5.00. I asked Alexa where it was sourced. They said, "I don't have access to that information."

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My wife discovered this in our neighborhood up on the Russian River.

A small glass front case labled DOG STICK LIBRARY, with verious sticks people can borrow to throw for their dog.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This one was better than my line so I'm sharing. Had to screenshot.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It looks like all of Canada is on fire. The least we can do, and I do mean the very least, is not be dicks about it. (Lookin at you, Piggy.)

map of Canada showing showing multiple wildfires spreading over about a third of the country.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

And more darn extortion for your impeaching pleasure.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Not sure that's the way you want to talk to those who are taking care of your elderly and infirm. They didn't do anything wrong. They were here legally until yesterday.Dunking on people who have suddenly been put in an untenable position because of the most racist Court since Dred Scott? Seems weak

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I've always loved that painting. Great poster. I like this one, too, but I've misplaced the name and artist. I suppose I could Google Lens it.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

“Just hear me out, I’m only asking for five minutes of your time…” Madrid, 2025

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Risking my life among the ne’er do wells on the crime-ridden streets of San Francisco.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

It's in the spirit of Ezekiel x.com/BY1959/statu...

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

"We're on a mission from God." Me and Sprad, BEA, D.C., 2008

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

My friend Mike Spradlin passed away this last weekend. He was a national sales rep for my publisher when I met him, but he wrote dozens of books, most on American History. Here he is holding a book shaped like a puppy's butt that we got Slash to sign. Mike was that kind of guy. A good, funny guy.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social What a relief. When she came out to the podium I thought she was going to announce that she had fucked bin Laden.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Just saw these by way of explanation of why the 1st Lady felt the need to say she's not a ho.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Some homeowners from upper Nantucket Were sliding into a bucket To move would be better But would cost too much cheddar So they decided to stay and say "fuck it."

picure of seaside homes on the verge of sliding down an eroded hill with headline: Nantucket's Oceanfront Homes Are Sliding into the Sea. The Locals Don't Care.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Quite a contrast to start my feed this morning.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Am I going to read this story? I am not. Is it the best headline of the day? Yes, yes it is.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Six days until NO KINGS 3 Your 1st Amendment Right, Use it or Lose It indivisible.org

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

The Salesforce building on Lunar New Year, the Year of the Horse.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

According to Google, they all do. But that is an excellent excuse.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

What do you want to bet it was DHS border drones, not cartel drones?

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Oh really. They lied to you about San Francisco, did they? Nevertheless, welcome. Enjoy the game.

Author in a wearable blanket on a roof in San Francisco with Coit Tower, the Transamerica Pyramid, and Salesforce tower in the background.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Importing this joke from Threads. It legit cracked me up.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Saw this on the Bad Place and had to share. It's feels horrifyingly true.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

A whole block of this, both sides of the street, in Sebastapol, Ca.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I've posted before. My dad was a career Highway Patrol. Never shot anyone. He also led a riot squad at Kent State that was pulled out to send in untrained National Guard troops. Hours later, four were dead on the ground. This is him pulling the shotgun out. He brought this guy in alive.