Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! MOTHERFUDGING KUNG-FU REVENGE SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! 1014719
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Usually someone tags me with a good squirrel, and I always try to include the original poster. 050
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Got a notice from Apple today that they are implementing more security due to the intrusion of Meta's A.I. agent. Maybe anticipating a war with the robots is off base. Perhaps it will be a war BETWEEN the robots, and we will just be collateral damage. 141105
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! MOTHERFUDGING MUTANT BABY SQUIRREL WHO KNOCKED DOWN THE BIRD FEEDER POST SQUIRREL OF THE MOTHERFUDGING DAY! 4914
Reposted by Christopher MooreAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wow, these job numbers are TERRIBLE. Many people are saying we must have an “incompetent” president who is “asleep at the wheel” 29259561590
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You know your group better than I do. Some of those books are shorter, so easier to get into. The Stupidest Angel and Bloodsucking Fiends, specifically. A Dirty Job would be my choice of those as a gateway book. I'll open it up to the other readers. 130
Reposted by Christopher MooreArtologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 01/10/2026October is Squirrel Awareness Month! The Squirrel of the Day for October 1, 2026 reminds you to be aware of your local squirrels. #sqrlpix 413629
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Meanwhile, At the Stupidity Olympics: Tommy Tuberville: Airline pilots and flight attendants are furries, doing furry things on your plane. Eric Schmitt: Hold my beer. 611013
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm thinking of writing a Sci-fi piece next, so could be.... 030
Reposted by Christopher Moorehuronbluechief.bsky.social @huronbluechief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026#Maddow Reality Check Cartoon Break 8632091291
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026San Francisco 1948. It's Noir 3, basically. Haven't settled on a title yet . 020
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Won't be available until early '28. Sorry. 130
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yes, Stilton DeCheese is in it. And they are talking early '28. 040
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026About 80% of that is waiting. I think political books have shown us they could get it out in 2-3 months if they had to. 010
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So, let's try this again, without the grammar error. Just finished my 20th novel. It features this dame: 3219917
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026While it's true, this is paid for with money stolen from the American people, do note that this ad, which played nationally during football yesterday, is one of the most 1984, authoritarian terror pieces that we've ever seen outside of fiction. 39111
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well you got a smile, so that's a good start. 010
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not since I sold one in 1990. Before that I started a couple and never got past chapter three. 010
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like it. No one will even suspect it's your spy tiara. 030
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026YAY!static.klipy.comC3PO Star Wars DanceALT: C3PO Star Wars Dance 110
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Claude, are my Bisquick Scones delicious? 5818
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Have fun with Pervy, the new tech pet from META! 147610
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026With the reappearance of Jill Stein comes the reemergence of people who will spend enormous energy criticizing Democrats for not stopping a corrupt president and the same energy defending voters who could have stopped him by voting for his opponent. 1210716
Reposted by Christopher Moore𝓒𝔂𝓖𝓾𝔂DC #BlueResister🌊#BlueTsunami🏈#GoBills 3-1🦬#GoSabres⚔️ @cyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Also, there is another one of those $2 Kindle Edition sales on an @theauthorguy.bsky.social book. Today it's on one of earliest (maybe his first?) books, Coyote Blue. link.amazon/B05KXVSlllink.amazonAmazon.com 271
Reposted by Christopher Mooreebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Truth 💥 30687122102
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! MOTHERFUDGING MOM SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! 2835
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wow, thanks Ms. That's very nice of you to say and very nice to see on a less than idea day. I'll try to keep them coming. 230
Reposted by Christopher MooreChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pocket, a small, indoor fool, makes Jeopardy tonight. 1122018