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Christopher Moore

@theauthorguy.bsky.social
27K followers 5.9K following 4.8K posts

Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed it.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! MOTHERFUDGING KUNG-FU REVENGE SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Usually someone tags me with a good squirrel, and I always try to include the original poster.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When it came out.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got a notice from Apple today that they are implementing more security due to the intrusion of Meta's A.I. agent. Maybe anticipating a war with the robots is off base. Perhaps it will be a war BETWEEN the robots, and we will just be collateral damage.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! MOTHERFUDGING MUTANT BABY SQUIRREL WHO KNOCKED DOWN THE BIRD FEEDER POST SQUIRREL OF THE MOTHERFUDGING DAY!
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow, these job numbers are TERRIBLE. Many people are saying we must have an “incompetent” president who is “asleep at the wheel”
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Suggestions?
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know your group better than I do. Some of those books are shorter, so easier to get into. The Stupidest Angel and Bloodsucking Fiends, specifically. A Dirty Job would be my choice of those as a gateway book. I'll open it up to the other readers.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 01/10/2026
October is Squirrel Awareness Month! The Squirrel of the Day for October 1, 2026 reminds you to be aware of your local squirrels. #sqrlpix
black squirrel on tree trunk
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meanwhile, At the Stupidity Olympics: Tommy Tuberville: Airline pilots and flight attendants are furries, doing furry things on your plane. Eric Schmitt: Hold my beer.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have fun.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm thinking of writing a Sci-fi piece next, so could be....
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Update!...........
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks so much.
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huronbluechief.bsky.social @huronbluechief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Maddow Reality Check Cartoon Break
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
San Francisco 1948. It's Noir 3, basically. Haven't settled on a title yet .
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Won't be available until early '28. Sorry.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, Stilton DeCheese is in it. And they are talking early '28.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
About 80% of that is waiting. I think political books have shown us they could get it out in 2-3 months if they had to.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's so good.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tentatively, early '28.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right now? That it's finished.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, let's try this again, without the grammar error. Just finished my 20th novel. It features this dame:
Cover of the novel, Razzmatazz, by Christopher Moore, showing a 1940s dame putting on a fedora with the Golden Gate Bridge in the background and a strange, alien hand coming over her shoulder.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While it's true, this is paid for with money stolen from the American people, do note that this ad, which played nationally during football yesterday, is one of the most 1984, authoritarian terror pieces that we've ever seen outside of fiction.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well you got a smile, so that's a good start.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMG, you're right! I'm tired.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not since I sold one in 1990. Before that I started a couple and never got past chapter three.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh no. I know.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Closer to one every two years.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, I like it, but it's still hard.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thanks so far 😁
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thanks!
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not sure yet. It's Noir 3 for now.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Noir 3 Haven't settled on a title yet.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like it. No one will even suspect it's your spy tiara.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YAY!
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C3PO Star Wars Dance
ALT: C3PO Star Wars Dance
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Claude, are my Bisquick Scones delicious?
Screenshot of Google AI confirming at all A.I. agents lie to please the user.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have fun with Pervy, the new tech pet from META!
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With the reappearance of Jill Stein comes the reemergence of people who will spend enormous energy criticizing Democrats for not stopping a corrupt president and the same energy defending voters who could have stopped him by voting for his opponent.
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𝓒𝔂𝓖𝓾𝔂DC #BlueResister🌊#BlueTsunami🏈#GoBills 3-1🦬#GoSabres⚔️ @cyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also, there is another one of those $2 Kindle Edition sales on an @theauthorguy.bsky.social book. Today it's on one of earliest (maybe his first?) books, Coyote Blue. link.amazon/B05KXVSll
link.amazon
Amazon.com
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth 💥
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ideal! grrrr see!
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! MOTHERFUDGING MOM SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow, thanks Ms. That's very nice of you to say and very nice to see on a less than idea day. I'll try to keep them coming.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pocket, a small, indoor fool, makes Jeopardy tonight.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You'll be fine.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, you'll be fine.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Exactly!
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