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TheAssCat

@theasscat.bsky.social
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Same opinionated orange cat from the bird place. No tolerance for red hats. Politics =morals

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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The face I make when I hear him speak.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's July 2nd...the deadline for Todd Blanche to comply with Judge Sullivan's order in my lawsuit over the Epstein Files. Let's see what his "compliance" looks like today... storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Order on Motion for Preliminary Injunction – #15 in PHANG v. BLANCHE (D.D.C., 1:26-cv-01417) – CourtListener.com
ORDER granting 9 Motion for Preliminary Injunction. Signed by Judge Emmet G. Sullivan on 6/25/2026. (lcegs1) (Entered: 06/25/2026)
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
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Sarah Wood @sarahwood.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I had no idea men played soccer, too! Good for them! Go boy soccer!! ⚽️
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
my god
donald trump jr tweeted: 

Anyone who knows my father knows he probably knows more about Sports than just about any human being not in the business. Kathy’s failed soundbite ain’t gonna land well… just like her policies.

kathy hochul's famously wild press office quote tweeted it and said: Crazy he has time to go a basketball game but not your wedding 😭
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I love this.
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So I guess this means I don’t have to do taxes because I have no representation!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I completely agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentence I never thought I would ever write.
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adam skol @adamskol.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
For those keeping score, we’ve now seen harsh blowback from: Tucker Carlson Candace Owens Piers Morgan Joe Rogan MTG If any GOP lawmakers cared to grow a spine, now would be an excellent time to do so.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/04/2026
23 people could stop this genocidal war criminal. That’s it. 23. 20 Republican senators and 3 republican reps in the house and he’d be out of politics forever. But they won’t. They’re addicted to power. A drug so strong they’d rather see a civilization die than give it up.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/04/2026
Trump just told the world that our downed pilots are trained to seek higher ground. So now everyone knows where to find them. Cool.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
anyone attending the white house correspondents dinner is a fucking traitor
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He skipped church. Dropped the F-bomb. Praised Allah. On Easter. You can’t make this up. The man tweets war threats while you hunt eggs with your kids. THIS is your president, America. Wake up.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Remember when Obama said this..
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Why bother having spies or engage in espionage when you can just track U.S. military plans by following polymarket bets of insider traders in the Trump administration?
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Jesus
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
LEE: I asked Chairman Comer, if Pam Bondi did not come, would he force her to or if he would move for contempt hearings as he did for other people who did not respond to our subpoena? Instead of answering as an adult, he said that I was “bitching”
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/03/2026
NEWS: In 2019, the Trump DOJ took over New Mexico’s investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch — telling the state to stand down and turn over its findings. According to officials and newly unsealed records, the probe soon fizzled after the federal takeover. Link to NYT reporting in reply.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/03/2026
So they have no plan. Got it.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Even by cult standards, this is just bonkers.
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 09/02/2026
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
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“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers
In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This is remarkable. EVERY COUNTY in Virginia, which is blurple, went blue. Wow.
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CREW @citizensforethics.org · 31/10/2025
A drone company that Donald Trump Jr. advises won a contract with the U.S. government. That raises ethics questions—and it’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Don Jr.’s business ties that overlap with the government.
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Trump’s Son Is Poised to Profit From Pentagon Drone Proposal
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 31/10/2025
BREAKING: Judges order the federal government to use contingency funds for SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown.
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Judges order the Trump administration to use contingency funds for SNAP payments during the shutdown
Two federal judge have ruled that the Trump administration must continue to fund the SNAP food aid program using contingency funds during the government shutdown.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/10/2025
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Linus is in his cone where he belongs. Thank you @strayliotta.bsky.social for the amazing woodworking and @danaland.bsky.social @beckbjj.bsky.social and @ilikefugazi.bsky.social for making this happen.
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Stuffed animal hitting. Guilty or not guilty.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
You’re not allowed on the island…
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Kingdom surveillance
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The cat has more manners
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Listening to the lies in this hearing really pisses me off.
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Still full of myself
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Hand fed every meal because she loves me.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The second this Texas A & M story broke I said to a friend “we’re going to quickly learn that this student is the child of some county GOP chair.” I was close. Of course the entire episode was not spontaneous, but was part of a PR stunt that’s now ruined several people’s lives.
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Lymphoma and a lot of it. Absolutely Fuck Cancer
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Looking well….
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Rude!
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Crossing paws that the rumor mill is true
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Of course she took a picture or 100
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Mood
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
No room for you!
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This is the best the world ca do? We are doomed.
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TheAssCat @theasscat.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Who cost a shit ton of money at the vet yesterday? This girl.
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