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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Your typo on the word sycophant suggests a more appropriate term for those in the Trump orbit - psychophants!
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"By entering these agreements, sheriffs, counties, and municipalities may be held liable under 42 U.S.C. § 1983, ...when the plaintiffs’ injuries stem from policies or customs of the law enforcement agency. They may also face liability under state tort law." www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...
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The Return of 287(g): How Trump’s Immigration Plan May Leave Sheriffs Liable
Previously abandoned for civil rights abuses, the revival of this program offers a rare opportunity for legal accountability in immigration enforcement.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sen. James Lankford is an unabashed idiot from Oklahoma
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
America's "used-to-be-free" press
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wish my alma mater UT Austin would go all Buc-ee's on them with a trademark infringement lawsuit. That name is intentional confusion.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Supreme Court knows it's illegal, but six of them don't care.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow!
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026
This is my position as well. We started a fucking stupid war. We don't really have what it takes to put things back and say "sorry, let's just pretend that didn't happen."
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As good as Bewitched sometimes. Kids would love either.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I Dream of Jeannie is a real gem, if you can find it.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The bully started the fight, and it will only end when the bully walks away.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks for this analysis. That's my neighborhood.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish they would cut off these filibusters by a guest who does not answer the question they have been asked.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ll have Dumb Takes for $1000 Alex
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Grandiose narcissism is a personality disorder. It controls him. All his actions are a product of that.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Joe Gruters, aka Florida Man
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saxony-Anhalt is Germany’s equivalent of West Virginia.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s all so kakistocratic
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is this the convention where the party elects its Central Committee and Politburo?
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You might have read this - www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
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The Real Origins of the Religious Right
They’ll tell you it was abortion. Sorry, the historical record’s clear: It was segregation.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is this a joke? Tariffs and a growth agenda are polar opposites.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
...only outlaws will have social media accounts. [kewl]
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
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Washington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen Attiah (Gift Article)
An arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ossoff for President
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
☹️
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
From 2 days ago on Wisconsin Public Radio www.wpr.org/news/wiscons...
Graph showing undecided voters in multiple WI elections
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Judge Timmy O'Hare trying to find a way to keep Alisa Simmons from handing him his ass on a platter. votealisasimmons.com
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Home - Alisa Simmons for County Judge
A leader who won’tbe silenced. Commissioner Alisa Simmons is running for Tarrant County Judge, because it’s time that Tarrant has a leader who puts power back in the people’s hands. Meet Alisa Join th...
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The curse of following idiots. America.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Good summary here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EBay_st...
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eBay stalking scandal - Wikipedia
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wow. The ICE shooter in Maine asked his ex-wife to "to lie for him and to cover for his character." She said he was abusive and had previously reported concerns about him to his military superiors. He was also a volunteer firefighter, but was removed after several spats with department leadership.
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ICE agent who killed man in Biddeford identified as former Maine law enforcement officer
An ex-wife told the Press Herald that David Brouillette called her and admitted he was the ICE agent who shot Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"If his girlfriend is down" FIFY... he hasn't been with his wife for many years.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
For all y'all without a subscription - www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/u...
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Ken Paxton Bought 3 Utah Condos, Adding to a $9 Million Real Estate Portfolio (Gift Article)
The Texas attorney general and his trusts now hold at least 15 properties worth about $9 million.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ken Paxton is the scummiest of all scummy scumbags
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Ken Paxton Bought 3 Utah Condos, Adding to a $9 Million Real Estate Portfolio (Gift Article)
The Texas attorney general and his trusts now hold at least 15 properties worth about $9 million.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gift link www.nytimes.com/2026/07/15/u...
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Court Filings Describe Ongoing Contact Between ICE and Iran on Deportations (Gift Article)
In a sworn declaration, a lawyer says an Iranian official reported receiving regular dossiers on Iranian detainees from Immigration and Customs Enforcement for months.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Monday morning quarterback vibes coming from this author.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Republican Party is a big tent, consisting of people who are pedophiles and people who protect them.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
what are we doing here? what is this?
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What Mbappe has yet to do will eclipse all three of those, but I get your point.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A Craig Mazin script! Ted Cruz's college roommate!
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Seán Doran @theseaning.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"Crazy Beautiful!" 5,234 images from 2 time-lapse sequences photographed by Sophie Adenot & Jessica Meir on ISS Expedition 74 are repaired, remastered & retimed to create this video of aurora australis with music by Andreas Vollenweider. 11m19s 4K youtu.be/22mTjdmpG1M
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 29/06/2026
A woman in Arkansas was seeking care for a life-threatening miscarriage. Under the state’s strict abortion ban, no doctor would treat her. “Our hands are tied behind our backs,” one doctor told her. “Tell your friends to vote differently.”
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She Faced a Life-Threatening Miscarriage. Under Arkansas’ Abortion Ban, Even Calls to the Governor’s Office Didn’t Help.
Her case shows how abortion bans have left hospital lawyers, not doctors, deciding who gets care — and how lawmakers and regulators have failed to change that.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Judges Pittman and O'Connor are the ones who belong in jail.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's Democratic Socialists, not Socialists, doofus. Get it right or GTFO.
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Judges Pittman and O'Connor are the biggest criminals here.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The More We Discover About James Talarico, The More Impressed We Are.......
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I literally cannot say anything I want to say about this because I will get banned
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
A woodpecker on a tree trunk with an owl peering out from a hole in the tree.
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EB Estes @ebestes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
People say it's gonna be the greatest surrender ever!
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
it’s like i’ve always said: you never want to bounce the ball off the back of your own teammate’s head from 10 feet away in the backcourt while tied in the final minute of Game 2 of the NBA Finals
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The One and Only Johnson @theandonlyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
www.reuters.com/business/pol...
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Polymarket secures investment from Trump Jr-backed 1789 Capital
Polymarket said on Tuesday it secured an investment from Donald Trump Jr-backed venture capital firm 1789 Capital, as prediction markets gain traction in the United States.
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