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J.P. Kirby

@the506.bsky.social
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some people know me as the @506sports.bsky.social guy. Others know me as the @electionatlasca.bsky.social guy. Others just know me as the guy who walks around downtown Fredericton rocking jerseys and Jordans all the time.

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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 7h
Adriano Celentano
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 10h
next up: Augusta, Georgia and Bangor, Wales.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
every time i look at subscribing to something, I *always* look at how to cancel. If it involves a phone call, I'm out.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
don't see a problem on Bell.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
many years ago I was listening to one of those religious preacher radio stations droning on and on about how you shouldn't let your kids online. Then at the end..."for more information, visit our website!"
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the first federal election I was old enough to remember was the one where the Conservatives went from government to 2 seats.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
today: Quebec election October 19: Alberta referendum October 24: BC election October 31: Halloween the least scary one is last
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
after a full day of watching football on Boston network affiliates, my main conclusion is that Chris Pappas is apparently the devil himself. Who is he? What is he even running for? fucked if i know.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so tomorrow do I watch my Red Sox get knocked out of the playoffs or my Mystics get knocked out of the playoffs?
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did people who didn't know Kendrick Lamar get scolded as much as people who don't know the shitty pop-country song of the moment?
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh, we had Devon.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we had this debate in Marysville when i was growing up 30 years ago - we got it and then went on with our lives.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i feel personally attacked.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if Air Canada was voted the best airline in North America, what does that say about airlines in the US?
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i still think at some point, Harvest is going to get the type of headliner who goes on a massive rant and storms off the stage.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I dunno what annoys me more about Harvest - this or the annual thread on r/fredericton where multiple people go "well ackshully" that the people who want to hear the music they paid to hear are the problem. One of the reasons I've cut back on my Harvest intake lately.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this reminds me so much of the Pauline Kael "nobody I know voted for Nixon" quote, but if you look at the full quote, she was at least self-aware about it.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is true though?
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David Autovino @davidautovino.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shel Silverstein somehow clocking AI all the way back in 1981
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I ran a message board for many years that ran into the same problems - ended up moving the discussion side to a discord server and setting up a wiki for the info I wanted to save.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
after today, I am officially on the "sell the team Robert Kraft" bandwagon.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
1) Keswick Ridge for apple picking and Skinny's 2) Maugerville for the Country Pumpkin 3) Durham for Dunbar Falls 4) Rusagonis because no non-locals can pronounce it
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
how much money is there in US politics? I just saw an ad for the Texas governor's race on the Boston ABC station.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
that's already part of SN+ these days. But it does knock all Monday night games involving Canadian teams off of old school TV.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it wasn't enough that Rogers took games off CBC, or they shut down radio stations, or took away the Punjabi feeds, or sold more games to Amazon.... today they announced all Monday NHL games will be Sportsnet+ exclusives for an extra $12/month.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i still think ESPN realized their competition that time of day was Springer and Maury and programmed accordingly.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"retiring"
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Steven Clark @thefwordnb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
NB Education: Hey teens the following social media sites are banned at school; Reddit, Tumblr, BeReal, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, X, Yubo and Discord. Kids: Boooo we NEED social media NB Education: but you can use Bluesky!!! Kids: yeah no we good thanks
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
weirdest soccer ball i've ever seen
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This might be the funnier YouGov poll: Canada's retaliatory tariffs are above water with US adults:
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
nah, just way too online.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
7.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i work with maps for a living and i had never heard the term "hydronym" til tonight.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I knew something was off about Buc-ee's once I heard they ban all trucks for no apparent reason.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
angel
Pic of Dolly Parton with quote by her: “I've got transgender people I’ve got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.”
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Americans learn one fucking thing about how Canadian government works challenge (impossible) This is basically like saying Gavin Newsom is president of the US.
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Linda Blair @mjmbca.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I really can’t get over what a rookie mistake it is to look the Government of Canada in the eye and say “We’re gonna need you to piss off Quebec.”
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
at the market this morning i noticed there is a new vendor whose signs are all AI. Not even going to try it.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He's putting the screws to 'em. Firm and plain talk. He's good at this when it's in a speech environment. Just wondering where *this guy* is in between this speech and his last big Davos speech.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the entire point of the Mark Carney experiment seems to have been to hoodwink liberals and leftists to vote for a conservative.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the Dairy Queen has not been there and trains have not used that bridge since the 90s.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I may or may not have told people, in this decade, that Wolastoq Wharf was "where the Dairy Queen used to be" and "turn right at the train bridge".
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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tempo revealing a non-binary mascot (I think) with Cunningham in town 🔥🔥🔥 #WNBA
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there's not being able to read the room and there's what the WNBA office is doing.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
always thought that if it was Ontario or Alberta that was getting ripped off by Quebec in this way, there would have been a constitutional crisis.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m a moose that stepped out on the highway just outside Presque Isle Maine.
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Read More bell hooks @walaal.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026
a lynching of a Black person by (social) media rip Jason Arday
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it is so obvious the NY Times owns the Athletic.
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J.P. Kirby @the506.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so....the Red Sox basically just got a run because the scoreboard operator in Toronto is incompetent.
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