TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Gluten free cinnamon crumb muffins :) (with homemade glaze for the tops) 2102
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I thought there was a family emergency today because my mom called me less than an hour after delivering bad news over text (I couldn’t answer so I had nog call her) and instead I got fucking stick bugged by my own mother 140
Reposted by TheWheezerLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You guys are getting job interviews? 1468078
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What on Gods green earth has my husband done to my PB&J 360
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026New medication got me messed up ngl I could sleep for a week 030
Reposted by TheWheezerACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Explaincars Drama: Everyone remain calm but it is possible the exit row mouse from earlier has gained access to the FMC, we’ll stay on top of this developing story. 0298
Reposted by TheWheezerJohn Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm no fashion expert, Muslim-hating protestor, but your "Never Forgive" sign clashes with that crucifix. 10844140
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Why do all of the men in my life have such explosive sinuses 110
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“At least it’s not Josef Stalins big naturals again”- @noghiri.bsky.social 360
Reposted by TheWheezerJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god 251918345
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’ve only been home for about 24 hours and my husband is already more excited about MEAT than he is about me lol 150
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Giving my brain and insides a pep talk before I fly tomorrow so they can PLEASE let me sleep and not get sick right before I have to get on a plane 150
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m never going to be allowed to drink here ever again after accidentally pulling this 💀 140
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This was one of the top ten dumbest things I’d dealt with this week if I’m being so honest. 380
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Finding out there’s a recall of IV fluid because of fiberglass while we were actively flushing out my dads medication line with IV fluid 😬 130
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I can tell I have to get on airplanes today because without fail I woke up before my alarm with the most messed up stomach I’ve had in weeks lol 020
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“Sorry I didn’t mean to body slam you”- @noghiri.bsky.social 030
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Do yall think Jerry vibes more like a Jeremiah or a Jerrold 241
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026*driving down street with street car tracks* Nog: “I’m a tram!” 130
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026How many times this week am I going to get the Trogdor song stuck in my head oh no 130
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Trying to decide if I yet again want to soon try a different hair salon that is trained to do curly hair or if I should just do what I did in high school and just not get a haircut for the next five years. 120
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This was at the all around cursed one we stayed at last weekend in Oregon 000
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Husband is SO SOFT AND WARM how will I ever get out of bed 000
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I think I need to look into getting prescribed a different “emergency” migraine medication. This one keeps turning me into a literal zombie when I actually end up having to take it 🙃 110
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026ONE OF MY FAVORITE TIMES OF THE YEAR. ITS AIRPLANE TIME!!! 030
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026As someone who does not go camping hearing what we believe to be a coyote attack something very loudly in the bushes right next to our tents while we’re sitting around the fire is NOT what I wanted. 140
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Wishing a lot of people would eat shit lettuce rn 030
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Me: *pointing mid conversation* “moon!” Nog: “what?” Me: “I got distracted by the moon, sorry” Nog: “I was just confused, I was like ‘what’s she doing out there??’” @doomishfox.foxnet.social we miss you around these parts lol 140
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I think if they weren’t playing it in this pizza place I wouldn’t have known it was Spain and Argentina playing until like Tuesday lmao 000
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I have been feeling so beyond defeated lately. I wish I could say this is just related to spending too much time staring at the news but I truly just have been fighting such an endless and exhausting personal battle with so much. I wish I could be a happier and kinder person- 140
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026As of today my dad has been cleared as (technically) cancer free :) 270
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026@noghiri.bsky.social Saying it like a whole ass insult 😂😭 130
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026We still have two and a half hours of driving left and we just hit the crackhead stage I don’t think we’re gonna make it 030
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Montana why do I always have the weirdest and worst shit happen while I’m here 040
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’d pay someone to rip the sciatic nerve out of my left leg tbh 110
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Another day of North Dakota being on some fuck shit 020
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If anyone needs me I’m going to be eating the whole pack of rainier cherries we found today 010
TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Nog: “TOW TRUCK” Nog the second he notices that it’s towing a food truck: “TOW TRUCK TOW TRUCK!!” 020
Reposted by TheWheezerCarlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 29/06/2026add up your score. if it's over ten -- and let's be real here, this is BlueSky, it's above ten for most people here -- it's suggestive of moderate depression. if it's above twenty, it's suggestive of severe depression. and for God's sake, if the answer to 9 isn't 0, talk with someone RIGHT NOW. 241