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TheWheezer

@the-wheezer.bsky.social
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Oh you betcha Real big into plants, coffee, and adventure. WILL bite. Striving to disappoint the shittiest people I know✨ Gluten free gang

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Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
um, computer enhance?
picture of bluesky store which has an image of jerry's pfp inserted into a ghostbuster symbol
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gluten free cinnamon crumb muffins :) (with homemade glaze for the tops)
A metal muffin tin with 12 browned muffins inside of paper liners. A single muffin with a crumb topping sitting in a muffin tin.
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought there was a family emergency today because my mom called me less than an hour after delivering bad news over text (I couldn’t answer so I had nog call her) and instead I got fucking stick bugged by my own mother
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You guys are getting job interviews?
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
EEP :)
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What on Gods green earth has my husband done to my PB&J
A long peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut diagonally… it is very long
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New medication got me messed up ngl I could sleep for a week
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy fuck can ANYONE hold a ball today??
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Explaincars Drama: Everyone remain calm but it is possible the exit row mouse from earlier has gained access to the FMC, we’ll stay on top of this developing story.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm no fashion expert, Muslim-hating protestor, but your "Never Forgive" sign clashes with that crucifix.
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why do all of the men in my life have such explosive sinuses
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“At least it’s not Josef Stalins big naturals again”- @noghiri.bsky.social
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god
batman pez dispenser
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve only been home for about 24 hours and my husband is already more excited about MEAT than he is about me lol
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Giving my brain and insides a pep talk before I fly tomorrow so they can PLEASE let me sleep and not get sick right before I have to get on a plane
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I MISS MY HUSBAND
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m never going to be allowed to drink here ever again after accidentally pulling this 💀
A yahtzee cup next to a glass of wine mixed with Sprite Zero and a can of said Sprite Zero. Three of the five dice are inside of the glass of wine and they’re bubbling. The other two sit between the empty yahtzee cup and the wine glass.
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This was one of the top ten dumbest things I’d dealt with this week if I’m being so honest.
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finding out there’s a recall of IV fluid because of fiberglass while we were actively flushing out my dads medication line with IV fluid 😬
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well SHIT :(
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Truly I am starting to regret coming back here
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I can tell I have to get on airplanes today because without fail I woke up before my alarm with the most messed up stomach I’ve had in weeks lol
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Sorry I didn’t mean to body slam you”- @noghiri.bsky.social
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Do yall think Jerry vibes more like a Jeremiah or a Jerrold
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
*driving down street with street car tracks* Nog: “I’m a tram!”
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How many times this week am I going to get the Trogdor song stuck in my head oh no
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ITS TIME FOR BASEBALL AT THE BAR
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Trying to decide if I yet again want to soon try a different hair salon that is trained to do curly hair or if I should just do what I did in high school and just not get a haircut for the next five years.
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This was at the all around cursed one we stayed at last weekend in Oregon
A very…. Interestingly phallic shaped bleached stain in the wooden paneling next to a door
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I hope channel four chokes on a fucking grape
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Husband is SO SOFT AND WARM how will I ever get out of bed
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think I need to look into getting prescribed a different “emergency” migraine medication. This one keeps turning me into a literal zombie when I actually end up having to take it 🙃
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ONE OF MY FAVORITE TIMES OF THE YEAR. ITS AIRPLANE TIME!!!
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As someone who does not go camping hearing what we believe to be a coyote attack something very loudly in the bushes right next to our tents while we’re sitting around the fire is NOT what I wanted.
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wishing a lot of people would eat shit lettuce rn
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me: *pointing mid conversation* “moon!” Nog: “what?” Me: “I got distracted by the moon, sorry” Nog: “I was just confused, I was like ‘what’s she doing out there??’” @doomishfox.foxnet.social we miss you around these parts lol
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I think if they weren’t playing it in this pizza place I wouldn’t have known it was Spain and Argentina playing until like Tuesday lmao
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I have been feeling so beyond defeated lately. I wish I could say this is just related to spending too much time staring at the news but I truly just have been fighting such an endless and exhausting personal battle with so much. I wish I could be a happier and kinder person-
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
As of today my dad has been cleared as (technically) cancer free :)
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@noghiri.bsky.social Saying it like a whole ass insult 😂😭
A screenshot of a discord message from a server. It says “are you English”
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We still have two and a half hours of driving left and we just hit the crackhead stage I don’t think we’re gonna make it
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Montana why do I always have the weirdest and worst shit happen while I’m here
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’d pay someone to rip the sciatic nerve out of my left leg tbh
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Another day of North Dakota being on some fuck shit
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If anyone needs me I’m going to be eating the whole pack of rainier cherries we found today
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Craving an airport real mf bad tonight
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Nog: “TOW TRUCK” Nog the second he notices that it’s towing a food truck: “TOW TRUCK TOW TRUCK!!”
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
SHUT UP????
A cropped screenshot of a text message which says “Taylor swift is getting married on your anniversary”
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the whole state of ND has been like this too tbh
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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
add up your score. if it's over ten -- and let's be real here, this is BlueSky, it's above ten for most people here -- it's suggestive of moderate depression. if it's above twenty, it's suggestive of severe depression. and for God's sake, if the answer to 9 isn't 0, talk with someone RIGHT NOW.
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