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TheWheezer

@the-wheezer.bsky.social
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Oh you betcha Real big into plants, coffee, and adventure. WILL bite. Striving to disappoint the shittiest people I know✨ Gluten free gang

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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 22h
I BOUGHT E-BIKE
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This and watching you eat the nastiest version of “cheese toast” I’ve ever seen is not helping my stomach ache
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
“No voting on who gets to be people.” -NK Jemisin
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’ll live
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yuuuum. We were going to send pictures of our food in here but accidentally ate like half of it before we realized 😂
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
:)
An Olympus OM-1 camera with a 150-300mm M.Zuiko lens
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New camera day new camera day new camera day
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
R u saying he’s giving unc vibes
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was just very comedic to watch honestly lmao
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me: “will you grab the melatonin?” @noghiri.bsky.social: “I wonder if we have spam” *abruptly walks out of the room past the melatonin*
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goodness I’m sorry he had such a rough few days. I’m glad he’s feeling better and harassing Duck now at least bwahaha.
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got that from a vine a long time ago lol
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good thing tomorrows a Sunday ur gonna need it
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Eric Andre's Nightmare Freak Out
ALT: Eric Andre's Nightmare Freak Out
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean it with love Jerry
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jerry I would prefer if you’d stay one of the Bluesky cryptids and stop trying to leak into real life
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Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
um, computer enhance?
picture of bluesky store which has an image of jerry's pfp inserted into a ghostbuster symbol
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t see the full context for this unfortunately but I *can* see otters comment so I have a good guess Hehehe
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jake.sooscreek.productions ur a bad influence
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy shit wb
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The good, the ad, and the ugly
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hehehe
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hahaha thanks! Tried something new today :)
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you!
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s literally one on the table for you rn you GOOBER
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gluten free cinnamon crumb muffins :) (with homemade glaze for the tops)
A metal muffin tin with 12 browned muffins inside of paper liners. A single muffin with a crumb topping sitting in a muffin tin.
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
EgGIES!!
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish I was joking HAHAHA. There was a video and everything
A screenshot of two messages. The first is a video with a stick bug on the rocks. The second is a response saying “it’s a stick bug!”
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LMAO yes 😭💀
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently she was calling me because she found a stick bug and was very excited
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Basically yeah. My moms was unintentional though
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought there was a family emergency today because my mom called me less than an hour after delivering bad news over text (I couldn’t answer so I had nog call her) and instead I got fucking stick bugged by my own mother
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You guys are getting job interviews?
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’ve been consistently failing miserably so far for the most part. They’re also on trend to continue failing even worse so. I just laugh because it’s honestly embarrassing for them
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
EEP :)
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’re so weird LOL I do not give half a fuck how they feel about women anymore
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am so sorry for your loss.
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I also got Willow lol
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Clint Eastwood's Disgusted Reaction
ALT: Clint Eastwood's Disgusted Reaction
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“The fart plug”— which is actually just a cork in a plastic bag
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t do this
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy shit you’re a genius
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SCREAMING
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What on Gods green earth has my husband done to my PB&J
A long peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut diagonally… it is very long
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doooo it go to Aldi!! I loved going there when I lived in a place that had them.
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is where we clash because constantly going is exhausting for me. I hate moving and depend on a long term base.
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New medication got me messed up ngl I could sleep for a week
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Literally
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TheWheezer @the-wheezer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy fuck can ANYONE hold a ball today??
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